Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 9, in script order. First aired November 18, 2010.
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Ryan
Yes. You alone do, actually.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40910
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Michael
I--yes. We're not selling. I will not sell.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40911
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Kevin
Awesome!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40912
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Man
Do you mind if we share this bale?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40913
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Angela
Sure.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40914
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Man
There's no charge to sit on the hay, is there?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40915
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Angela
Probably.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40916
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Man
I mean, wouldn't you think the ten dollars to build your own broom would include the hay and not just the instructions?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40917
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Angela
Mm-Hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40918
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Man
I mean, I'm starting to think this guy is just trying to make money off the holiday.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40919
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Angela
Yeah, instead of Hay Place, it should be pay place. Don't laugh at me.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40920
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Man
No, no, no, I wasn't--I was just laughing at your joke.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40921
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Angela
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40922
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Man
Pay Place.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40923
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Angela
Mm. Yeah, so we can celebrate Thanksgiving-Me-Your-Money Day.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40924
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Man
That's humorous.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40925
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Angela
Thank You.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40926
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Kevin
You guys know how to get out?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40927
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Pam
Hi, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40928
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Michael
Can't talk, saving the planet.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40929
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Pam
Oh, we don't recycle.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40930
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Michael
We Don't? Well, why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40931
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Pam
I'm sure no one asked you to do that.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40932
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Michael
Eight Years.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40933
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Pam
Listen, I know you really like Ryan--
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40934
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Michael
No, I won't even consider it.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40935
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Pam
Michael, I... I hate to say this, but... you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan, where, like, you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40936
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Michael
Right, Yes, yeah. Best friend/mentor.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40937
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Pam
Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he's taking advantage of you.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40938
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Michael
I think you are wrong.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40939
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Pam
And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40940
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Michael
You may be right. I may be crazy.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40941
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Pam
Don't.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40942
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Michael
I'm just saying that I think I agree with your point.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40943
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Pam
Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're gonna start singing.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40944
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Michael
I thought it might make me feel better.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40945
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Pam
Okay. Go Ahead.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40946
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Michael
But it just may be a lunatic... No.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40947
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Jim
Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40948
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Meredith
Hey, back off. It's Solitare.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40949
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Creed
Hey, kid--hear you're looking for work.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40950
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Jim
Talk to me.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40951
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Creed
How far can you reach those Lovely long arms of yours? Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? Good.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40952
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Gabe
Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40953
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Creed
We're working.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40954
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Gabe
Can you at least
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40955
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Jim
[listening to and editing Jo's book on tape]
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40956
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Jo Bennett
The moment Darla put the cupcake in her mouth, her daddy pulled her aside and said, 'You're Too Fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat.' The next time I saw David Geffen was at the buffalo club. 'I love you, you Gay Bastard,' I said. 'You Gay Bastard,' I s--. 'Gay Ba--' 'Gay B--''
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40957
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Ryan
Michael, how's it going, bro?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40958
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Michael
Good, good, bro.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40959
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Ryan
Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40960
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Michael
Always have your back. So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40961
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Ryan
I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40962
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Michael
Nine days, though. That's, like...
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40963
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Ryan
Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40964
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Michael
Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40965
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Ryan
Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40966
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Michael
Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40967
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Ryan
Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40968
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Michael
So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40969
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Ryan
Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot--
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40970
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Michael
Mm-Hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40971
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Ryan
Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40972
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Michael
Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so...
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40973
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Ryan
We totally should.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40974
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Michael
Tonight?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40975
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Ryan
I gotta work on this.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40976
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Michael
Oh right. What am I saying? Rain Check.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40977
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Ryan
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40978
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Dwight
And now, by show of applause, We will crown this year's hay king. All in favor of Purebred. Put your hands together for... Mixed Bread. And let's hear it for... Purebred. Mm. It appears we have a three-way tie. I have no choice but to pick the Hay King myself. I pick... Me! I am your Hay King! All Hail your Hay King!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40979
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Dwight
Did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40980
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Man
So, if I were to call Dunder Mifflin and ask for Miss Angela Martin, would I get through to you?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40981
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Angela
You would. And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40982
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Man
My wife passed away a few years ago.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40983
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Angela
How tragic. Very sorry to hear that.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40984
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Man
Thank You.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40985
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Kevin
Help! Hello?! Oh! Help![runs around the maze]
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40986
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Darryl
Consider it a WUPHF in person.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40987
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Andy
Your doing the wrong thing. You're gonna lose Michael's investment. You're gonna lose ours.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40988
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Darryl
You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back. Tell Mike To Sell.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40989
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Andy
If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40990
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Ryan
I'm betting on myself.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40991
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Stanley
It's a bad bet.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40992
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Michael
Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40993
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Ryan
Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they're wrong?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40994
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Darryl
It's not that we don't believe in the company, We don't believe in you.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40995
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Andy
All those in favor of selling, say aye.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40996
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Michael
I. Do not agree to sell, which is to say nay.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40997
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Darryl
What is wrong with you? What happened to you in High School?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40998
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Stanley
Michael, are you that blind?
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40999
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Michael
I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high. And he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41000
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Andy
You're gonna lose all of our money.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41001
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Michael
Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41002
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Ryan
Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I--I'm gonna need some more time.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41003
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Michael
You can't have it.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41004
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Ryan
Okay. I won't let you down.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41005
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Dwight
Angela? Angela!
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41006
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Michael
The world sends people your way... Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Gimme a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam's a solid seven. And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two. But sometimes twos can be wild. So watch out. And I am obviously the joker. So... That's Uh...
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41007
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Robotic Voice
WUPHF, from Ryan Howard. Decided to sell company. Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41008
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Michael
Thank God.
Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41009