Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 6, in script order. First aired October 28, 2010.
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Michael
NEVER! Okay, you know what? Fine. I'm not Darryl. And thank God I'm not Darryl.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40062
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Kelly
Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40063
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Stanley
Raaah!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40064
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Oscar
I present to you the rational consumer, as it were.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40065
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Pam
Angela as the nurse!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40066
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Angela
I don't like your tone! Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes, okay? I think we all live in the real world, here. Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40067
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Phyllis
What should we ask?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40068
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Michael
Hey, can I play? Why don't you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40069
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Jim
We have one question to ask the spirit world and you want us to ask that?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40070
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Erin
He says no.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40071
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Michael
Aaah! Darryl moved it. You moved it.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40072
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Darryl
No.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40073
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Michael
Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40074
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Dwight
Let's just say I saw exactly what the two of you wanted me to see.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40075
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Dwight
I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40076
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Michael
If you had one word you would use to describe Darryl what would that word be?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40077
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Erin
A... S... S... H... E... T?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40078
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Phyllis
An asset!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40079
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Erin
Ah! That's enough.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40080
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Danny
I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40081
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Todd Packer
I don't think you get it.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40082
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Danny
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40083
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Jim
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40084
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Danny
This is some party, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40085
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Jim
When you work hard, you play hard around here. Even if you don't work hard. Oh, here's something. Uh, why didn't you ever call Pam back?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40086
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Danny
Are you serious?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40087
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Jim
Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that everyone has to fall in love, or anything, I'm just saying... but you know, to not even call her back is...
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40088
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Danny
You know what it was? I think she gave me her number but then her fours look like eights, and...
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40089
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Jim
Could be. But you also called her the second time so you had the number right.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40090
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Todd Packer
Halpert, you lookin' for someone to bang your wife?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40091
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Jim
Nope.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40092
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Danny
Okay. You wanna know? I didn't call her back because she spent the whole date talking about you. She was obviously in love with you.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40093
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Ryan
Fifty seven. Fifty eight.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40094
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Meredith
Wait, wait. She hasn't moved in awhile.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40095
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Oscar
ERIN!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40096
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Erin
Two! I got two. I ate two whole apples.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40097
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Pam
I'd remember talking about Jim. That wasn't it.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40098
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Jim
Just tell her the real reason.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40099
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Danny
Do you honestly want to know why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40100
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Jim
Hey. She had a nice time. It seems rude.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40101
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Pam
I did. And it's just one of those things that's going to keep gnawing at me, like 'gnaw, gnaw, why? Why didn't he? I have no idea why.'
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40102
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Danny
Okay. Honestly. I didn't call you back because I-thought you seemed a little... dorky.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40103
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Jim
Hey, man.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40104
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Pam
Thank you! Thank you. I got it. Now I know. You thought I was a little dorky. You know? Okay. Well, excuuuuse me.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40105
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Gabe
In the future, you need to get Michael's approval on anything before coming to me.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40106
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40107
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Darryl
You're gonna be missing out on some good ideas.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40108
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Gabe
Okay, well, obviously if it's a really, really good idea, my door is open.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40109
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Michael
If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40110
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Darryl
You said no to this one!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40111
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Michael
That was-okay, you make one mistake in fifteen years and you drag me over the coals, after everything I did for you?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40112
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Darryl
What have you done for me?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40113
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Michael
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40114
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Darryl
What have you done for me?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40115
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Michael
Well...
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40116
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Darryl
Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40117
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Gabe
Ohh. Dropping bombs, right? This really make you think, Michael?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40118
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Michael
Stop it! Stop, stop. We're thinking. We're thinking about it.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40119
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Gabe
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40120
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Michael
You don't have to point to the fact that we're thinking about it. Stop it! Just let us think. Okay, next time you have a really great idea, we will put it in a hat, and then we will have Erin pick it out of the hat and let her decide.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40121
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Darryl
I don't understand the point of a hat.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40122
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Gabe
You're right, we don't need a hat.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40123
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Michael
I am not budging on the hat issue.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40124
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Gabe
Okay. We're going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40125
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Michael
Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40126
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Gabe
Okay, why don't we simplify this? Darryl brings it to Michael, Michael brings it to me, no one calls Jo.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40127
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Michael
Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo, then we'll give her a call.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40128
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Darryl
Cool. Okay. Sorry I lied.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40129
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Michael
Sorry I was a jerk.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40130
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Michael
Friends fight. Friends fight.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40131
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Andy
What's up, man?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40132
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Darryl
Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40133
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Andy
When I was a freshman in college, I worked at the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun? This was at Cornell. I had to write an op-ed column every day. Bernard's Regards.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40134
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Darryl
This was your freshman year.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40135
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Andy
I started to ask myself, 'Do I have big plans here?' I didn't want to become editor of that paper, so I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall, and that's actually when I heard eight male voices, singing, unencumbered by instruments. I was hooked. So is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar. Public School.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40136
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Darryl
No. I got some work to do. I do got big plans with this company.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40137
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Jim
To be honest, I still can't believe he didn't call her back. Who doesn't call a dork like that back?
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40138
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Pam
Oh, wow!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40139
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Jim
Spinach in a can. Power eat spinach.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40140
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Pam
Aww, my hero!
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40141
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Pam
Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes, and the winner... of the costume celebration spectacular... and the Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book... Oscar Martinez.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40142
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Kelly
If I have to vote for someone, I don't want it to be someone who can beat me.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40143
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Ryan
Shake things up. I'm a Nader guy.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40144
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Creed
Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen. Like, freaky good.
Season 7 · Episode 6 · Quote 40145