Dwight Schrute: “I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down…”

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I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.

Dwight Schrute in “Costume Contest” · Season 7, episode 6 · Line 40076

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