Every line from The Office season 7, episode 6, in script order. First aired October 28, 2010.
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Michael
This whole delivery slash sales idea? You know whose idea that was? That was Darryl Philbin's. He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits.
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Angela
So, what happened?
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Michael
I got in the way. I said no. And it just stopped. But then corporate comes up with this idea, but you know what? They need to know that it was yours. And I don't care if I take a bullet. We're gonna call them, we're gonna put them on speakerphone right now...
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Erin
Oh!
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Michael
And we are going to straighten this out.
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Andy
Screw corporate! They probably stole the idea anyway.
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Michael
Mmhm!
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Gabe
Uh uh. Corporate stole nothing, okay? Darryl told me, and then I told them, giving Darryl full credit, so... no need to screw corporate! Or anything like that, so. Let's give Darryl a round of applause, as planned.
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Michael
I'm a little peeved at Darryl right now.
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Dwight
He went to Gabe behind your back.
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Michael
No, he didn't go behind my back. He went over my head.
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Dwight
He went over your head to go behind your back.
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Michael
What is taking someone from behind?
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Dwight
No. Shh. Michael, listen. This cannot stand. We can't have workers going straight to corporate. Makes your job superfluous.
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Michael
It was a good idea, though.
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Dwight
Yeah. Here's another good idea. Corporate chain of command. We need to strangle Darryl's idea.
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Andy
Hey, Danny.
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Danny
Hey.
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Andy
I'm really sorry, but we can't come to your party tonight.
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Danny
I was looking forward to throwing some darts with you guys.
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Andy
You were?
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Kevin
Okay, well then, uh, I mean, maybe we could do it like... next Halloween.
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Danny
For sure.
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Andy
We're just like, totally caught in the middle here.
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Danny
What are you talking about?
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Andy
Well Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go...
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Danny
Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?
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Kevin
They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.
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Danny
I'll talk to them.
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Kevin
Yeah, but wait, don't tell them that we said anything to you.
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Danny
Okay.
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Kevin
Or you're dead.
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Danny
Okay.
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Kevin
Okay.
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Erin
Kelly! Great costume!
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Toby
Oh.
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Angela
KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day! Pam, she's out.
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Kelly
Um, if I'm out, I'm going to sue this ENTIRE COMPANY for discrimination.
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Oscar
Guys? You're arguing over a one in sixteen chance. Over a prize worth... forty bucks.
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Kelly
Um, fifteen thousand bucks, Oscar.
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Angela
Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam?
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Angela
This is an amazing prize. I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment, because she's so blegh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.
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Dwight
Garbage magnet. Garbage magnet, God! Magnets are interesting enough, you don't need to tart them up with some design. I can't believe this doesn't make you mad!
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Michael
What the hell are they talking about?
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Dwight
Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.
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Michael
Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don't-Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That's inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand?
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Kevin
I am so sorry.
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Michael
Oh, you're sorry?
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Kevin
I just thought-
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Michael
What did you just thought?
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Kevin
Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk. And so then I tol-[tries not to cry]
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Michael
All right.
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Kevin
I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.
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Michael
Okay.
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Kevin
Okay? But I- I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.
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Michael
Well, don't let it happen again.
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Kevin
You think that I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSE.
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Michael
I-
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Kevin
you, Gabe!
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Gabe
Okay...
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Danny
Can you imagine? It's just crazy.
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Jim
That is crazy. We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party.
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Danny
Look, I'm just glad we can laugh about it. Because I was a little nervous about coming to work here, with, you know, our history.
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Pam
Oh, my gosh! People keep blowing it out of proportion! It's not even a history.
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Danny
Exactly.
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Jim
It's not like you guys had some long relationship right? Big painful breakup I don't know about?
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Danny
No! Two or three dates.
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Pam
It was two.
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Danny
Was it two? I thought it was three.
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Pam
No, we um, we had plans for a third, but then I don't know, you never called me back, so...
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Jim
Oooh! You can't handle the truth!
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Danny
Well, that does not sound like me.
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Pam
Yeah? It was though, that's what happened.
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Danny
Well, great, I just wanted to make sure that things weren't weird.
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Pam
Hmm-mm.
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Michael
Okay, this whole going over my head-gate? Is making people act weird. The chain of command is crumbling. Do you know what just happened? I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
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Darryl
I'm not mad. Are you mad?
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Michael
You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.
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Darryl
Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.
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Michael
Okay, that might help. If you said 'I'm sorry' in front of everybody.
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Darryl
Mike.
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Michael
In front of me.
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Darryl
You made a bad call. And I fixed it. So I'm not apologizing.
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Michael
So that's it.
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Darryl
That's it.
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Michael
Is it?
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Darryl
Yes.
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Andy
Sookehhh. Bill Compton, from True Blood.
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Stanley
How many freakin' vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
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Oscar
I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.
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Phyllis
Oh.
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Oscar
Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.
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Ryan
Yeah, I uh, heard you say it to Phyllis. That's a good line.
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Pam
Okay, everybody! After you walk the runway everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book. And you can't vote for yourself.
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Kevin
Pam. Can you vote for other people?
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Michael
Yeah, I gotta get in on this. Hey, it's cool, man, I work in the warehouse! I'm cool! I'm hip and I'm jive! And I don't care about nobody! Do you know who I am? Happy Halloween, jerk!
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Michael
Still don't know who I am? I'll give you a hint. I go over other people's heads.
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Pam
Michael, this is a bad idea.
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Michael
What's a bad idea?
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Pam
Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?
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