"The Sting" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 21, 2010.

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Danny

I'm very upset!

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Michael

Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?

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Danny

More freedom.

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Michael

I can give you more money-there's your better life. I can let you come and go as you please-there's your freedom. And you already know Dunder-Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?

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Michael

Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!

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Kelly

me!

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Michael

O-kay. You know what? No. No. This is not some sort of construction site...or all of Italy, where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is?

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Kelly

Josh Duhamel.

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Angela

Yeah, I can see that.

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Michael

No. No. No. Somebody in this office.

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Kevin

He's like a better-looking Andy.

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Andy

Thanks, Kevin.

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Michael

No, me. Right? Sorta like...a little younger version of me.

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Oscar

It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.

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Dwight

Michael?

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Michael

Yes.

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Dwight

Can I talk to you about something?

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Michael

No, you may not.

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Dwight

It's about this very announcement you just made.

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Michael

I said no.

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Dwight

Michael-

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Michael

We're not-

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Jim

Michael, I think you really want to talk to him.

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Michael

Okay. Let's-all right, all right. Let's talk. Please don't let him leave. Don't leave. Don't let him.

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Erin

Gotcha.

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Jim

You hired him?

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Michael

Guys, let me ask you something. Do you want your life to be better or worse or stay the same?

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All

Stay the same.

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Michael

Okay. Well...get ready, 'cause it's gonna get better.

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Phyllis

It's not gonna get better; he's gonna steal all of our clients.

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Michael

No, no. Wrong. He would have stolen your clients, but you know what? He can't now. This guy used to steal sales from us; now, he's going to steal sales for us.

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Dwight

Where's he gonna sit? There's no more seats.

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Michael

He doesn't need to sit, he's a traveling salesman. Look, I am not going to exclude good people from our staff simply because they are threatening to you. And unless you have a better argument than that, I suggest you leave.

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Stanley

Hmpf!

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Dwight

Where's he gonna park? There's no more reserved parking spots.

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Michael

Good-bye!

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Darryl

Song's about truth.

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Kevin

Yeah.

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Darryl

What's something you really care about?

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Andy

Reverse snobbery.

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Darryl

More universal.

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Andy

Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by.

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Darryl

Couldn't get outta bed today. Wish the alarm clock would go away.

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Kevin

Oh, nice!

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Andy

Holy crap. Are you kidding me? You just made that-that's amazing!

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Darryl

Go ahead.

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Andy

Which me am I gonna be today?

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Darryl

Which me am I gonna be today?

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Andy

I gotta closet full of mes. Am I gonna be the happy me?

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Kevin

Or the me that stinks.

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Andy

Oh, my gosh! We're almost out of time. How much for another half hour?

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Darryl

Oh, don't worry about it.

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Andy

Wait. Seriously?

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Darryl

Yeah.

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Andy

So we're just, like, jamming as friends?

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Darryl

One, two, three, hit it.

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Andy

Closet full of mes-

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Danny

Oh, you know...funny. Your wife and I went on a few dates.

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Jim

Did ya?

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Danny

Yeah. Way ,way, way back.

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Jim

I'm just kidding. She told me about it.

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Danny

Oh. She was not into me.

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Jim

Oh.

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Danny

Obviously. I don't even think she called me back.

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Dwight

You snubbed her.

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Jim

Dwight, please.

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Dwight

Let me handle this, Jim. Drop the act, Cordray, okay? We all know that you probably thought that Pam was too 'meh' or thin without being toned. But I wanna tell you something-she is one of the plain hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear makeup? We like her better that way! And you steal clients, don't you? Don't you!

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Danny

Okay...that's different.

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Dwight

Oh, that's different, is it? Okay...thief. You better check your things, people. In fact, where are my keys? Oh, there in my pocket. False alarm. Okay. So...you're gonna be workin' here?

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Danny

Uh...I mean-yeah.

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Dwight

Welcome aboard.

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Danny

Thank you.

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Jim

Hey, crazy, um...so...that's it? You're just-you're fine?

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Dwight

It's after 5:00, Jim. I'm not gonna take this home.

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Danny

Oh.

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Dwight

Pleasure.

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Danny

Thanks.

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Michael

This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Chhguuh! Crap. I forgot about Packer.

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Kevin

Sun's in her eyes, tongue full of flies. Would you like to share my paaaaaaad?

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All

Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love. Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love and I gave her the croak that meant I love you.

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Darryl

I'll be your croak monsieur.

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Andy

I'll be your croak madame.

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Kevin

Your mama mighta said that bullfrogs are dogs, but I'm here to tell you that I am a frog! Come and sit on my log, you little pollywog.

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Darryl

I find you absolutely ribbiting!

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All

Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.

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Andy

Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.

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Kevin

Croak!

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Andy

Ribbit!

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Darryl

Scoopity-splash!

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Kevin

Nice.

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