Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 21, 2010.
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Danny
I'm very upset!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39772
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Michael
Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39773
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Danny
More freedom.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39774
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Michael
I can give you more money-there's your better life. I can let you come and go as you please-there's your freedom. And you already know Dunder-Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39775
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Michael
Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39776
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Kelly
me!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39777
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Michael
O-kay. You know what? No. No. This is not some sort of construction site...or all of Italy, where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39778
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Kelly
Josh Duhamel.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39779
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Angela
Yeah, I can see that.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39780
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Michael
No. No. No. Somebody in this office.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39781
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Kevin
He's like a better-looking Andy.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39782
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Andy
Thanks, Kevin.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39783
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Michael
No, me. Right? Sorta like...a little younger version of me.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39784
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Oscar
It's hard to judge ourselves accurately, isn't it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39785
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Dwight
Michael?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39786
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Michael
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39787
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Dwight
Can I talk to you about something?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39788
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Michael
No, you may not.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39789
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Dwight
It's about this very announcement you just made.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39790
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Michael
I said no.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39791
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Dwight
Michael-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39792
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Michael
We're not-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39793
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Jim
Michael, I think you really want to talk to him.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39794
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Michael
Okay. Let's-all right, all right. Let's talk. Please don't let him leave. Don't leave. Don't let him.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39795
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Erin
Gotcha.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39796
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Jim
You hired him?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39797
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Michael
Guys, let me ask you something. Do you want your life to be better or worse or stay the same?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39798
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All
Stay the same.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39799
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Michael
Okay. Well...get ready, 'cause it's gonna get better.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39800
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Phyllis
It's not gonna get better; he's gonna steal all of our clients.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39801
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Michael
No, no. Wrong. He would have stolen your clients, but you know what? He can't now. This guy used to steal sales from us; now, he's going to steal sales for us.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39802
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Dwight
Where's he gonna sit? There's no more seats.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39803
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Michael
He doesn't need to sit, he's a traveling salesman. Look, I am not going to exclude good people from our staff simply because they are threatening to you. And unless you have a better argument than that, I suggest you leave.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39804
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Stanley
Hmpf!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39805
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Dwight
Where's he gonna park? There's no more reserved parking spots.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39806
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Michael
Good-bye!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39807
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Darryl
Song's about truth.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39808
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39809
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Darryl
What's something you really care about?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39810
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Andy
Reverse snobbery.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39811
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Darryl
More universal.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39812
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Andy
Sometimes I feel like life has passed me by.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39813
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Darryl
Couldn't get outta bed today. Wish the alarm clock would go away.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39814
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Kevin
Oh, nice!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39815
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Andy
Holy crap. Are you kidding me? You just made that-that's amazing!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39816
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Darryl
Go ahead.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39817
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Andy
Which me am I gonna be today?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39818
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Darryl
Which me am I gonna be today?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39819
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Andy
I gotta closet full of mes. Am I gonna be the happy me?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39820
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Kevin
Or the me that stinks.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39821
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Andy
Oh, my gosh! We're almost out of time. How much for another half hour?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39822
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Darryl
Oh, don't worry about it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39823
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Andy
Wait. Seriously?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39824
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Darryl
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39825
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Andy
So we're just, like, jamming as friends?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39826
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Darryl
One, two, three, hit it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39827
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Andy
Closet full of mes-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39828
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Danny
Oh, you know...funny. Your wife and I went on a few dates.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39829
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Jim
Did ya?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39830
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Danny
Yeah. Way ,way, way back.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39831
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Jim
I'm just kidding. She told me about it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39832
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Danny
Oh. She was not into me.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39833
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Jim
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39834
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Danny
Obviously. I don't even think she called me back.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39835
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Dwight
You snubbed her.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39836
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Jim
Dwight, please.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39837
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Dwight
Let me handle this, Jim. Drop the act, Cordray, okay? We all know that you probably thought that Pam was too 'meh' or thin without being toned. But I wanna tell you something-she is one of the plain hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear makeup? We like her better that way! And you steal clients, don't you? Don't you!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39838
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Danny
Okay...that's different.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39839
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Dwight
Oh, that's different, is it? Okay...thief. You better check your things, people. In fact, where are my keys? Oh, there in my pocket. False alarm. Okay. So...you're gonna be workin' here?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39840
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Danny
Uh...I mean-yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39841
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Dwight
Welcome aboard.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39842
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Danny
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39843
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Jim
Hey, crazy, um...so...that's it? You're just-you're fine?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39844
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Dwight
It's after 5:00, Jim. I'm not gonna take this home.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39845
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Danny
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39846
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Dwight
Pleasure.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39847
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Danny
Thanks.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39848
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Michael
This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Chhguuh! Crap. I forgot about Packer.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39849
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Kevin
Sun's in her eyes, tongue full of flies. Would you like to share my paaaaaaad?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39850
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All
Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love. Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love and I gave her the croak that meant I love you.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39851
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Darryl
I'll be your croak monsieur.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39852
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Andy
I'll be your croak madame.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39853
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Kevin
Your mama mighta said that bullfrogs are dogs, but I'm here to tell you that I am a frog! Come and sit on my log, you little pollywog.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39854
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Darryl
I find you absolutely ribbiting!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39855
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All
Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39856
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Andy
Croak, croak, croak. Bullfrog in love.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39857
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Kevin
Croak!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39858
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Andy
Ribbit!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39859
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Darryl
Scoopity-splash!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39860
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Kevin
Nice.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39861