Every line from The Office season 7, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 21, 2010.
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Michael
Look at that.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39472
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Oscar
Huh?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39473
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Michael
Nice!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39474
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Oscar
I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39475
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Pam
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39476
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Michael
She is a beaut!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39477
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Dwight
Can't beat a horse. A horse is a bike that peddles itself.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39478
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Oscar
Yes, it is.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39479
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Michael
Oh, look at that. Smooth roll.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39480
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Oscar
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39481
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Kevin
You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39482
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39483
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Meredith
His ass was on that seat? All right!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39484
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Kevin
Nice.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39485
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Oscar
No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39486
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Kelly
I'm on Sheryl Crow's side in that whole thing, so I feel really weird right now.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39487
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Pam
Michael!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39488
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Michael
Oh, god!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39489
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Oscar
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39490
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Michael
Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39491
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Jim
Are you sure you once knew how to do this?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39492
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Michael
I did, yes! I had those extra wheels on the back...that support you. Mi-chael! Mi-chael!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39493
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All
Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39494
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Dwight
Yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39495
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Pam
Come on, Michael! Yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39496
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Jim
Just steer more now.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39497
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Michael
Oh, my god!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39498
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Pam
Not the car!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39499
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Jim
No! No!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39500
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Michael
Ow! You never forget. Whoo!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39501
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Dwight
How do I look?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39502
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Jim
Amazing. How do I look?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39503
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Dwight
Normal. Ugly.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39504
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Jim
Well, I do the best with what I've got. Let's go.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39505
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Dwight
Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait for me! It's weird if I come in slightly after.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39506
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Dwight
We have a big meeting with the chief buyer for Frames Select, Steve Nash.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39507
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Jim
He's not the Steve Nash. He's big though. He's kind of like...Scranton's Steve Nash.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39508
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Dwight
Will you stop trying to put it in terms you think they'll understand? It's condescending.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39509
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Jim
I'm not doing that. I'm just explaining.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39510
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Dwight
And who is this 'the' Steve Nash?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39511
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Jim
Phoenix Sun's point guard?
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Dwight
No.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39513
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Jim
No? Nothin'?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39514
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Dwight
No, Mr. Jock Hipster.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39515
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Jim
Well, I'm neither of those things, so...
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Andy
Whoa. Libby Dirketts got married. Big Red mazel tov to the Libster. Ooh, says here Dan Becker fell off the side of Kilimanjaro in a climbing accident. It appears Dan's Sherpa survived to tell the tale-Oh, my God!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39517
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Phyllis
What? Is Dan okay?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39518
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Andy
No, he died. It's Broccoli Rob. You know this guy; I showed you his picture on Facebook.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39519
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Phyllis
Yes.
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Andy
Some Vermont-based alums can hear 'Broccoli' Rob Blatt, '96, in the state milk lobby's new milk awareness song, 'Calci-YUM!', featuring Phish's Trey Anastasio. Says Broccoli, 'Trey and I had a ton of fun in the studio, and I think you can hear it in the song.''
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39521
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Phyllis
Oh, that's great news for your friend.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39522
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Andy
Yeah, yeah, it's great...
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39523
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Phyllis
You know, I forget about milk. This is a terrific reminder.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39524
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Andy
I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli rob had three. Right? Uhh.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39525
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Dwight
Go tell her we're here. You're good with receptionists.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39526
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Jim
Oh, ha ha ha. Dwight...[motions to lobby]
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39527
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Dwight
Crap.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39528
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Dwight
Danny Cordray is the worst.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39529
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Jim
Well, by worst, you mean the best.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39530
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Dwight
The best salesman ever. He works for Osprey Paper over in Throop, steals more clients from Dunder-Mifflin than anyone.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39531
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Jim
So, the situation is the worst.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39532
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Dwight
Also, he slept with Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39533
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Jim
No, he didn't.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39534
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Jim
Tell 'em.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39535
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Pam
Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39536
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Jim
What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39537
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Pam
That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39538
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Jim
Yeah, I thought you started it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39539
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Pam
No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with you, right?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39540
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Jim
Ahhh.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39541
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Dwight
I'm gonna intimidate him. Okay?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39542
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Jim
Okay, great-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39543
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Dwight
Watch this.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39544
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Jim
-I'm just gonna watch.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39545
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Dwight
So anyway, she says, 'that is the biggest penis I have ever seen.' And I said, 'I know. That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.' Well, hello Danny!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39546
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Danny
Hey, Dwight. Good to see you. Jim, hey.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39547
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Jim
How are ya?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39548
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Danny
Good to see you too.
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Dwight
What are you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39550
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Danny
Oh, I'm just here for the coffee.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39551
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Dwight
Like hell you are.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39552
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Jim
Dwight!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39553
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Dwight
He's not just here for the coffee, Jim. Wake up!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39554
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Michael
Brainstorming session is now open. Anyone has an idea-Hold on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hello?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39555
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Jim
Hey, it's Jim. Listen, this is important. Are you busy?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39556
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Michael
Oh, hey. No, I'm not busy. What's up?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39557
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Angela
What?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39558
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Oscar
You are busy! We're in a meeting!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39559
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Michael
It's Jim, Okay? Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39560
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Jim
Listen, you gotta get over here, 'cause we're pitching Steve Nash and Danny Cordray is here.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39561
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Michael
You need the big guns, yes?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39562
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Jim
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39563
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Dwight
What'd he say? What did he say?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39564
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Jim
The big gun thing. Stop!
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Michael
I will see you in ten. Bye! Hold tight. Well, I know a lot of you thought that my sales days were behind me, and to be honest, so did I...and the only reason I got out of the sales game was to be reluctantly called back in.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39566
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Pam
You don't look reluctant, Michael. You look really eager.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39567
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Michael
No, I don't have time for this. Are you kidding me?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39568
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Pam
You don't?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39569
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Michael
No! Okay. All right.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39570
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Andy
Knockity-knock, don't knock back. Just kidding you can knock; it's your office. Do you have a minute?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Line 39571