Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 21, 2010.
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Meredith
Hel-lo!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39672
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Michael
Oh, no, no. No. Don't-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39673
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Dwight
People can't keep their true natures hidden for long, and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39674
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Michael
Testify.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39675
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Jim
Okay, he's not that good-looking. I don't understand why everybody's obsessed with this-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39676
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Michael
Yeah, he is that good-looking.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39677
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Dwight
He's very, very handsome.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39678
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Michael
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39679
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Meredith
That's a great set of shoulder's you got there. What is that...Genetics? Creatine? Sorry. Yeah?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39680
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Michael
Pull it together, all right? Stop lookin' at him.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39681
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Meredith
I'm sorry. You're here to sell me some paper.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39682
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Danny
Well, actually, uh... no, Miss Van Helsing, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to meet you, see if we'd be a, you know, good fit.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39683
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Meredith
What do you mean?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39684
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Michael
Oh...my god! He's making her sell to him.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39685
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Andy
Okay. Honest feedback time. Oscar?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39686
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Oscar
It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39687
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Andy
But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39688
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Pam
Not really. It's kinda weird that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39689
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Andy
I feel like I can see someone ice skating to it. You know, like in the Olympics.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39690
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Ryan
I-I don't think they usually...skate to such...bad songs.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39691
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Andy
Rude. And not helpful.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39692
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Creed
Well, I really, really, really liked it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39693
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Andy
Well, that...really bums me out.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39694
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Creed
You're welcome.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39695
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Danny
We should think of this as a first date. And I think it's going very well, how 'bout you?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39696
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Meredith
Real well. Uh...feels more like a third date to me.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39697
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Danny
Ha ha, okay, there you go!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39698
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Michael
Stay-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39699
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Meredith
Shut up and let me do this! You know, what is with this desk keeping us so far apart?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39700
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Danny
I've never been a desk man. Always traveling on the road. Come on...why not, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39701
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Dwight
Oh...
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39702
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Danny
Well, we'll get this...[Meredith unbuttons]
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39703
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Michael
Oh!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39704
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Dwight
Oh, man!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39705
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Meredith
So, what's your drink? You a vodka man? Me too.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39706
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Jim
We gotta get someone else in there right now.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39707
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Jim
You're an exec at Pennsylvania Solartech and-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39708
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Oscar
That sounds fake.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39709
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Jim
What do you mean?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39710
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Dwight
I told you! You're an exec at Stark Industries, a corporation you inherited from your father-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39711
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Jim
Will you stop? Stop it, stop it. Here's the story-they need Meredith somewhere else asap, okay?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39712
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39713
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Jim
So you're taking over. You just gotta get her out of there as soon as you can.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39714
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Oscar
All right. I can do that. Then what?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39715
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Dwight
Then make him pitch to you.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39716
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Jim
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39717
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Dwight
We gotta see what he's got.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39718
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Jim
Exactly. You can do this.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39719
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Dwight
Okay, and remember-you're not gay.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39720
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Jim
Stop it! It's gonna be great.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39721
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Oscar
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39722
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Jim
And listen if anything else happens, just...roll with it.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39723
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Oscar
Meredith, I-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39724
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Meredith
Oh, Manuel! This is Manuel, my cleaning man. He doesn't speak any English.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39725
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Danny
Hola. Que tal?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39726
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Oscar
Como estas, senor?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39727
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Meredith
Uh, Manuel, cleano el window.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39728
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Jim
Who else we got?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39729
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Dwight
Okay. You're a young hotshot from Stark Industries. You've just bought this company. Meredith is fired. It's a whole new regime. He's gotta pitch to you now.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39730
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Ryan
Okay. Stark Industries isn't real. I run Google. Larry and Sergey brought me in-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39731
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Jim
Great. Sounds awesome. Just have him pitch to you.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39732
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Michael
Don't let us down.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39733
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Ryan
Will do. Won't do.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39734
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Danny
Yeah, sure.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39735
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Meredith
You smell like a Scorpio. This is...Esteban...another cleaning man. He doesn't speak English either. Esteban, el flooro.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39736
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Danny
You know what? I may have parked my car in a compact space, and I hate when I see others do that, so-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39737
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Meredith
Danny, I feel a real connection to you, and I gotta get real, I'm-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39738
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Michael
No, no, no....
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39739
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Jim
No, no, no, no...
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39740
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Michael
I'm goin 'in!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39741
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Dwight
Michael! No, Michael, stop it! No!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39742
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Michael
Stop, stop! Oh, my god! Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Gross! Stop it, please. Everybody, stop.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39743
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Danny
Michael Scott.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39744
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Michael
I said stop. Okay, Danny...this is not Pennsylvania Solartech. This is Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company. This is Meredith Palmer-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39745
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Meredith
Please to meet you-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39746
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Michael
Don't! Get away from him. Please, just leave. Get out of here. Go. Forever.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39747
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Danny
Hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39748
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Michael
I owe you...a most sincere and humble apology. We were trying to watch you to see your sales technique, so we could stop losing so many clients to you.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39749
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Danny
But from where?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39750
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Michael
A surveillance room next to this one.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39751
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Danny
Okay, so you...set up this fake company, then you hired this homeless woman to impersonate an executive to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39752
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Michael
Yes. And it's the sincerest form of flattery.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39753
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Danny
Or...crazy.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39754
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Michael
Well-
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39755
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Danny
I'm gonna go.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39756
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Michael
Okay. You know what, it wasn't just me. Jim and Dwight are behind that wall in the surveillance room and it was their plan as well.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39757
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Dwight
No!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39758
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Jim
No, no, no, no.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39759
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Danny
Oh, well then, yeah. All right. Hey! Good luck, guys. Seems like you got a great operation here.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39760
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Michael
No, we don't. Here's-here's my point. Danny, listen, you have to understand that we are not normally like this. We just-we wanted to know your tricks.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39761
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Danny
What do you mean, my tricks? There's no tricks, man. I'm just a good salesman. You wanna copy that? You can't copy that!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39762
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Michael
You are, you are. You are! Stop it, stop it. Stop. You are a good salesman. And because of that...I want you to work for me.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39763
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Danny
Sure. You seem like a fun, professional guy.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39764
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Michael
So, you will?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39765
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Danny
No!
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39766
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Michael
Hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Danny, I want you to look at me. Do you want your life to be better...or to be worse or to stay the same?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39767
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Danny
Get out of my way.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39768
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Michael
Answer the question. Do you want a better life, Danny?
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39769
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Danny
I swear to God, I'm gonna hit you. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I'm not-it's just I'm very upset right now.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39770
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Michael
I know, I know.
Season 7 · Episode 5 · Quote 39771