Jim

You took the deal.

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Kelly

Yeah, it was a great deal.

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Jim

That's not okay.

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Kelly

I don't know. Dwight seems like a great leader to me, and I look forward to the personal perks that he promised me privately. What do you think, Toby?

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Toby

Well, we could try him out for a little while... and if it doesn't work out, you know, maybe one of us could, you know, step in...

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Jim

What is happening right now?

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Phyllis

Is it true that you're making Dwight the manager?

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Jim

No, why would you think that?

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Phyllis

He and Kelly said, then they pre-fired me.

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Jim

Okay. Okay, guys, just so you all know, no decision has been made, and Dwight is definitely not the boss.

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Kelly

That is correct. Actually, Dwight is not the manager yet.

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Jim

No, no, no. Not ever, 'cause that's not gonna happen.

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Dwight

Well, it's not entirely up to you, is it? Seems to me like someone's getting a little power-mad.

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Jim

Am I the only one who remembers what he did when he was in charge? I feel like I'm going a little bit crazy.

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Andy

Tuna... You're completely sane.

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Jim

Thank you.

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Andy

Who do you like for the job? Is there anyone who maybe was a little underwhelming at first, but now seems like a safe, if not slightly unexciting, choice?

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Jim

Okay, seems like everybody has an opinion. So, who else? Anybody?

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Kevin

Do you mean it? Anybody? Are you sure?

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Jim

I suppose I am.

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Kevin

Okay... well what do 'I' want in a manager?... let me see. what do 'I' want?...

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Oscar

I don't think he meant, that--

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Kevin

So now anyone gets to talk at any times?

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Oscar

Go ahead.

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Kevin

What do 'I' want?... I'm looking for someone... who... Everyone is listening to me.

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Oscar

Can I say...?

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Jim

Yes.

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Oscar

I think it should be Darryl.

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Jim

Okay.

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Dwight

What a surprise! Minorities sticking together.

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Oscar

Kelly's on your side.

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Kelly

I'm sorry, is that all you think of me? A minority? I am so much more than that. I am a dancer, I'm a singer, I'm a fashion designer.

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Andy

Whoever it is, I think they should be lame. Kind a a non-threatening, moderate personality.

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Ryan

I want an outsider.

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Jim

Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really-

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Ryan

No, I mean an outsider. Like someone on the margins of society, who doesn't see things the way we do, like a homeless person.

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Pam

A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.

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Ryan

No, you're right, Pam, let's just leave him to the welfare system and let that handle it.

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Pam

No, I want you to say that you think the 'best' person to be our new manager is a homeless person.

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Ryan

Let me guess who you want, Pam. Rachael Ray? The ladies of The View?

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Ryan

I got away with... everything, under the last boss, and it wasn't good for me, at all. So, I want guidance. I want leadership. But don't just, like, boss me around, you know? Like, lead me. Lead me... when I'm in the mood... to be led.

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Meredith

I just want, for once, a smart, professional, decisive, well-hung man in his forties.

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Jim

Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Meredith

Okay, fine. Uhh, the guy with a tiny penis. Are you happy? Let's hire that guy!

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Andy

She may have a point there... would a small penis work? Small-to-moderate.

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Gabe

Gotta catch a plane.

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Pam

Ohh, hey Gabe, I'm sorry, we... we didn't get you a cake or anything. We're gonna miss you.

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Gabe

Oh, well I'm still the corporate liaison to the branch.

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Kelly

You are not leaving without giving me a hug. Ughh.

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Gabe

Okay, you know what, you don't need to make that sound.

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Kelly

I'm sorry! You were just a lot bonier than I thought you were gonna be!

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Gabe

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they want to do. I will see you all soon.

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Kevin

Later, man.

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All

Good luck! Goodbye! Good luck at your new job.

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Ryan

Take care, man.

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Dwight

We're gonna miss you, Gabe.

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Andy

Uh, listen up. Listen up, ladies. I want the job. There, I said it. I'm educated. I'm capable. I like all of you... and I won't make any changes.

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Erin

I see it. I see it like I see a mountain that I'm standing in front of and facing, and I'm like...

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Phyllis

Yeah. Yeah, Andy would be wonderful as boss. Erin made a good point.

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Phyllis

No, we're not related. I got the call. But... I'll tell her some other day.

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Jim

What about Darryl? We can all agree that he's a stand-up guy, right?

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Angela

Well, let me be clear. I only speak for myself, and not myself and the Senator. I think we have some wonderful candidates, and there's a great, lively debate here, but let's think about-

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Toby

No, no,... no. Sorry. We cut Kevin off for the same thing. You have to have something to say, if you talk.

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Kevin

Exactly.

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Darryl

Jada, no, no, no, Jada, what are you doing? Oh. So sorry, guys. I hope my family didn't disrupt your meeting.

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Jada

Daddy, are these the people who are making you manager?

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Darryl

Maybe, sweetheart. Single dad. Challenges.

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Jada

I don't know if he'd be a good manager, but he's a really great dad!

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Darryl

Okay, shush it. This was a mistake. Let's go.

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Phyllis

It seems like we all know enough to vote. Should we just vote now?

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Jim

What? No, no, it's not a vote.

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Phyllis

Then what was this all about?

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Jim

I don't know. This conversation really got away from me.

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Kelly

I don't care. They can just vote.

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Jim

No, they can't. That's not how this is gonna work. We're going in this room, we're going to have a meeting. We're gonna make a recommendation to Jo, and she's gonna give you her recommendation on Monday. Okay? What the hell happened out there?

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Andy

Sometimes you hear about people failing upwards. I think I'm about to do that.

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Nellie

This job? Oh, yeah, I'll get it. Jo's an old friend. I think... I'm her best friend. She's not my best friend.

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Darryl

Every day I have a blueberry muffin. Today, I did not have a blueberry muffin. Should have had the blueberry muffin... especially considering how incredibly superstitious I am.

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Fred

No, I've never been more sure of anything in my life. I will be the new boss of... Vance Refrigeration.

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Merv

Honestly, I think I... I sabotaged myself. It's like I'm afraid of being happy. Case in point... I was supposed to start another job today.

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Robert

I will get offered the job. That's a... call I've received many times. The slight hopefulness in their voice, the pregnant pause... while they wait to hear my response, and then... my response.

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Finger Lakes Guy

I want the job. I really do. It's just, the rest of my family's in the Finger Lakes right now. I'm supposed to be in the Finger Lakes right now. I told them I was on a hike; snuck away to do this interview. I gotta get back pretty soon; they'll worry. People disappear in the Finger Lakes.

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Dwight

I will run this branch, or I will destroy this branch, or... I don't know. Something always works out.

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Creed

You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.

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Pam

Is that right?

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Creed

I think you two should meet.

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Pam

Well, okay!

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Creed

Hey Jordana! Patch my ninth- and fourth-biggest clients together.

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Pam as fourth-biggest client

Hello!

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Pam as ninth-biggest client

Hello!

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Pam as fourth-biggest client

Hi, how are ya?

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Pam as ninth-biggest client

Ohho! I'm good! Don't you just love paper, and things about paper!

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Pam as fourth-biggest client

Hey, are you single? This seems like a love connection to me!

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Creed

It's Kismet!

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