Every line from The Office season 7, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 10, 2011.
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Dwight
I don't know.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43138
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Michael
Do the monkey face.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43139
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Dwight
Do the monkey face!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43140
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Michael
I love that. I love that face.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43141
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Dwight
Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43142
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Michael
No. The monkey!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43143
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Dwight
Go back to the monkey!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43144
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Michael
Don't do the squirrel. Throw your poop.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43145
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Dwight
Hurl your feces.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43146
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Michael
That's good.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43147
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Dwight
Good.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43148
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Michael
That's good. He's throwing it.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43149
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Dwight
They really do that.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43150
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Michael
I know.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43151
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Erin
B-9.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43152
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Andy
B-9.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43153
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Erin
Like a benign tumor.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43154
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Andy
Maybe it's just more like, 'be mine.'
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43155
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Erin
Oh, yes. There's a note. 'A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss.'
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43156
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Andy
Mm.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43157
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Erin
Mm. Oh. We're suppose to...mmm
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43158
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Andy
Hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43159
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Michael
Holly. Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43160
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Holly
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43161
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Michael
Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43162
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Holly
What? What are you talking about?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43163
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Michael
Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43164
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Holly
No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43165
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Michael
You're gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just...let's...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43166
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Holly
What if I said it wasn't up to them?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43167
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Michael
Who?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43168
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Holly
The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43169
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Michael
Okay. Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43170
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Michael
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43171
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Oscar
Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43172
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Kevin
Better luck next time, pal.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43173
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Michael
Well, the point is, there will no longer be any need for PDA here at the office between us because, when we get home, we are going to make love to and with one another, and that, to me, is the best Valentine's Day present that a person could receive. So I bid you all adieu.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43174
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Holly
You do?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43175
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Michael
I do.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43176
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Oscar
Go on. Kiss each other already.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43177
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Kevin
Suck it, Oscar. This must kill you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43178
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Oscar
I just told them to do it!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43179
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Jim
What?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43180
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Pam
No.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43181
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Jim
No. We took a walk.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43182
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Pam
We took a walk.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43183
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Dwight
My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43184
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Ryan
Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43185
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Kelly
Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal, violinist comes to my table to serenade me...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43186
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Kevin
Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43187
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Michael
What are our plans for tonight? Umm...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43188
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Holly
[imitates a squeaky bed]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 43189