Every line from The Office season 7, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 10, 2011.
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Pam
Hey. How you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42838
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Darryl
Thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42839
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42840
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Darryl
She was about to turn 97.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42841
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Pam
At least she lived a very long and I'm sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42842
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Darryl
Thank you. 'Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted.' 'Have fun today, big guy.' 'Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop.'
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42843
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Pam
It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42844
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Darryl
Hooray. Live it up big D. ' 'Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this'?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42845
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Andy
Birthday punches! One two three four five sice seven eight!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42846
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Pam
I'm so sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42847
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Darryl
[tears welling up in his eyes]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42848
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Andy
...thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42849
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Andy
...So I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I'm taking Rachel. She's picking me up after work.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42850
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Darryl
Rachel from the party?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42851
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Andy
Oh, yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42852
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Darryl
Nice. Do the damn thing. - Pow!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42853
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Phyllis
Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42854
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Holly
Okay, bye. Okay, bye. I'll miss you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42855
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Michael
Miss you. Okay. I'll be in my office if you need me.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42856
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Holly
Bye.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42857
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Michael
Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42858
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Holly
Okay, one more quick one.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42859
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Michael
Don't go. I don't want you to go. Oh don't go. Don't go.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42860
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Michael
Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42861
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Gabe
And what do we have here?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42862
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Erin
From my secret admirer. That's you!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42863
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Gabe
Come on.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42864
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Gabe
I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42865
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Erin
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue.' Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42866
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Gabe
Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42867
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Erin
But, there's no clue.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42868
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Gabe
Well, get to work.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42869
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Erin
I can't, 'cause there's no clue.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42870
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Gabe
The puzzle is the clue.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42871
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Erin
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42872
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Oscar
[clears throat]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42873
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Michael
Are these numbers correct?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42874
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Oscar
The numbers are correct, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42875
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Michael
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42876
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Oscar
[clears throat more loudly]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42877
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Michael
Are you... are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? 'Cause you're grossing me out.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42878
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Oscar
I jus... I just need a signature.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42879
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Jim
There you go. Thanks.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42880
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Pam
How much did you give him?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42881
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Jim
Big tip.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42882
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Pam
Wait. I don't have my scarf.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42883
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Jim
What?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42884
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Pam
I'm missing my scarf. Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42885
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Jim
We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. It's a whole thing.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42886
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Pam
Yeah, lunch was wonderful!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42887
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Jim
Shh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42888
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Pam
Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue... station. And what else was there?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42889
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Jim
Um, bottomless champagne.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42890
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Pam
Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42891
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Jim
No.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42892
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Erin
Psst! Psst!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42893
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Andy
What's up?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42894
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Erin
Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42895
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Andy
Are you kidding me? It's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42896
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Erin
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42897
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Andy
But if there is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42898
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Erin
Oh! No, no, no, no. It's not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42899
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Andy
Well, okay then.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42900
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Erin
Yes!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42901
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Andy
At least until Stanley calms down.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42902
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Erin
Oh, is he...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42903
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Andy
D...d...d...d...don't look. I accidentally did his Sudoku.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42904
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Erin
Andy.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42905
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Jim
All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42906
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Dwight
Okay, my name is j...j...j...j...j...j...j...j Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you... under you. I'll fax it under you. Oh, excuse me. I just p...p...p...p pissed my pants. Not really. I didn't really.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42907
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Jim
Wait.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42908
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Dwight
You're just filling that out right now. That wasn't meant for me. I will not be your Valentine.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42909
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Jim
Aww, nuts.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42910
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Angela
I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42911
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Oscar
Yes! The freaking PDA!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42912
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Angela
Uh-huh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42913
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Oscar
Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42914
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Angela
No one is more thrilled for them than I am...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42915
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Oscar
Yes, yes, absolutely.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42916
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Angela
...but it's totally inappropriate.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42917
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Darryl
Yeah, it's a little much.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42918
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Phyllis
Mm-hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42919
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Darryl
Obviously, so happy for them both.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42920
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Oscar
So happy. Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42921
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Kevin
I don't know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42922
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Angela
No, stop! Just don't.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42923
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Oscar
Kevin!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42924
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Kevin
Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying...I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42925
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Everyone
[groans]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42926
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Angela
God! Kevin!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42927
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Erin
So tell me about your new girlfriend.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42928
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Andy
She's neat. Uh, I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42929
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Erin
Aww, cute.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42930
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Andy
Hey, look at that. Done.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42931
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Erin
That's Gabe's boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42932
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Andy
I wish you well on your quest.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42933
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Erin
No, come on.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42934
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Andy
Aww, I mean...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42935
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Erin
Come on!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42936
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Andy
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Line 42937