Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 15, in script order. First aired February 10, 2011.
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Holly
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43038
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Michael
Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43039
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Michael
Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43040
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Holly
Two people in love?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43041
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Michael
I love you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43042
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Holly
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, 'oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl.' Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43043
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Michael
I love you-love you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43044
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Holly
Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43045
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Michael
I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43046
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Holly
I love you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43047
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Michael
Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43048
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Andy
Okay, Ryan's the temp. What does he do at night?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43049
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Erin
I guess we just have to wait until night and see.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43050
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Andy
Oh, or maybe not.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43051
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Erin
Oh. Cool.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43052
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Andy
How romantic is this?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43053
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Erin
Super romantic.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43054
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Andy
Right. Do you see a clue or...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43055
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Erin
Yeah. Did you not see it?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43056
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Andy
Oh, my gosh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43057
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Erin
Hanks.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43058
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Jim and Pam
Hey!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43059
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Andy and Erin
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43060
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Andy
No time to chat.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43061
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Erin
Sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43062
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Jim
Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43063
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Ryan
Hey. You're looking for me?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43064
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Pam
Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43065
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Ryan
No you weren't.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43066
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Pam
No, we weren't.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43067
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Ryan
You wanted to have sex in my office.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43068
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Pam
No.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43069
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Jim
Definitely not. That's disgusting.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43070
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Ryan
No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43071
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Jim
Hey, you don't have to...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43072
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Pam
That was so embarrassing. I'm gonna die.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43073
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Jim
That was really rough.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43074
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Pam
Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43075
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Jim
No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43076
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Pam
Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43077
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Jim
And a shower.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43078
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Michael
Hello, Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43079
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Holly
Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43080
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Michael
Here, shake. No!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43081
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Holly
No, don't touch.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43082
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Michael
No, we can't.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43083
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Holly
No touching.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43084
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Michael
No touching. Ah, I'm trying not to touch you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43085
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Holly
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43086
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Michael
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43087
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Holly
Almost got you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43088
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Michael
Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can't do that. We can't do this. Ohh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43089
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Holly
You're not touching me.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43090
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Michael
I don't know what your body feels like 'cause I can't touch it.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43091
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Oscar
Okay, this is much worse than before.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43092
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Kevin
Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43093
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Michael
Grab you here.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43094
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Holly
And here.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43095
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Michael
I will grab you here anyway.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43096
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Gabe
You have to cut it out.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43097
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Holly
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43098
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Michael
Never.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43099
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Holly
You said you would.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43100
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Michael
I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can't stop. You don't what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43101
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Gabe
No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One: You're taking MDMA. Street name, ecstasy. I've done it, and I know the feeling.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43102
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Holly
No, I don't think so.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43103
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Gabe
Number two: You're desperately trying to fit in a whole relationship before Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to Nashua. Or three: You're at an age where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43104
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Michael
Yes, it was that. It's that one.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43105
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Holly
Yes. Number three.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43106
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Holly
Give me all your money and take off your clothes.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43107
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Michael
We're not supposed to PDA.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43108
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Holly
Come one. Nobody's looking. What's wrong?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43109
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Michael
I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43110
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Holly
Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43111
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Michael
That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43112
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Holly
We weren't in love last time.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43113
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Michael
I was in love with you.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43114
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Holly
I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43115
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Michael
[chuckles, sighs]
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43116
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Erin
Oh. One Erin Special, please.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43117
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Hank Doyle
Here's your bottle of sparkling cider.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43118
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Andy
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43119
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Erin
That's my favorite.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43120
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Hank Doyle
I'm now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mind-hunt break and look for a heart or some in the break room when you're through.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43121
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Kevin
Hey, buck up, buddy!
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43122
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Darryl
Make that face he likes.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43123
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Dwight
Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43124
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Michael
It's like a time bomb...
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43125
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Dwight
Shh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43126
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Michael
...is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43127
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Dwight
Just hush.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43128
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Michael
Sexual time bomb.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43129
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Dwight
Just rock. Shh.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43130
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Michael
Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43131
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Dwight
Movie idea?
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43132
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Michael
No. Saving the world has never been this hard.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43133
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Dwight
Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43134
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Michael
No, I can't talk to her. I can't even look at her without thinking about it ending.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43135
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Dwight
Kevin! Do more stupid faces.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43136
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Kevin
Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43137