Every line from The Office season 6, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 5, 2009.
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Michael
You gotta do something--
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33526
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Jim
I just need some time. Just give me some time to make a decision.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33527
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Michael
How much time do you think you'll need?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33528
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Jim
No more than a week. Maybe two weeks.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33529
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Michael
Come on, man!
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33530
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Toby
Pam, can I talk to you for a second?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33531
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Pam
Oh...
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33532
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Toby
I heard about the hit. Just-- make sure it's off company property, right?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33533
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Pam
Right.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33534
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Toby
Okay, I think we should probably be okay.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33535
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Pam
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33536
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Toby
Okay. And-- the-the power-- comes from the back foot. So its-- its all one motion through the-- body. So you stay a little low and there's a twist. You keep your shoulder down and you kind of throw out the arm. Pow!
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33537
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Pam
Okay wait-- it's-- you're saying it comes from the foot.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33538
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Toby
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33539
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Pam
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33540
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Toby
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33541
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Pam
Wow!
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33542
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Toby
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33543
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Meredith
Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room although the seat was warm so we may have just missed him.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33544
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Kevin
My money's on Pam.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33545
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Oscar
It's not a fight. What other outcome could there be?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33546
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Kevin
Michael could win.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33547
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Oscar
How? He can't hit back.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33548
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Kevin
Why can't you just agree with me sometimes?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33549
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Michael
Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No. Everyday weirdo's pay dominatrix's hundreds of dollars for that very privilege. I'm scared I'm gonna love it. Let's do this.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33550
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Michael
It's okay guys... I can handle this. Everybody can go home.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33551
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Kevin
We're here for the show, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33552
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Michael
You're just a bunch of voyeurs. Are you eating popcorn?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33553
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Kelly
It has almost no calories.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33554
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Pam
Are you ready?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33555
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33556
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Pam
You have to keep your hands down, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33557
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Michael
I know. Okay. Alright. Oh-- God!
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33558
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Pam
Michael, you have to put your hands down.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33559
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Angela
Put your hands in your pockets.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33560
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Michael
Okay! Pam, Pam-- I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33561
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Pam
What are you sorry for?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33562
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Michael
So many things. I don't know. It's hard to choose.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33563
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Pam
How about for dating my mom?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33564
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Michael
Maybe that--
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33565
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Pam
And dumping her on her birthday.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33566
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33567
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Pam
Okay-- just-- don't ever date a member of my family again.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33568
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Michael
Okay. I promise. For the record your mom came on to me.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33569
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Phyllis
Holy crap.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33570
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Pam
Are you okay?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33571
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Michael
No!
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33572
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Pam
You're okay.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33573
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Jim
Feel better?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33574
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Pam
No. You were right.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33575
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Dwight
Wait, why are you limping?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33576
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Michael
I don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33577
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Dwight
Let's get some raw meat on that face. I got a chicken in the freezer upstairs.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33578
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Michael
As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33579
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Michael
Ahh...
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33580
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Dwight
Good, good. Keep it on there for another five minutes. Just let the swelling go down.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33581
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Michael
Oh thank you. Thanks. I owe you one Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33582
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Dwight
Fire Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33583
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33584
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Dwight
I'm cashing in the favor. Fire him.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33585
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Michael
What are you talking about--
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33586
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Dwight
Do it. Promote me. Tri-managers.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33587
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Michael
Forget that.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33588
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Dwight
Can I have an office?
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33589
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33590
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Dwight
You know what you can keep your stupid favor. It's worthless. And this is my dinner on your face. I'm keeping it.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33591
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Michael
Oh that feels better.
Season 6 · Episode 8 · Line 33592