Every line from The Office season 6, episode 23, in script order. First aired May 13, 2010.
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Jim
Okay.
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Darryl
Pam.
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Pam
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38145
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Phyllis
For your signature.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38146
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Michael
Okay. Phyllis. Okay. Look at me. Phyllis, look at-- okay, that's... All right, all right. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes. If you think that's going to have any effect on me, it will not. I am going to leave right now and go to a motel to meet Donna.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38147
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Kevin
Why not your condo?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38148
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Michael
Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38149
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Stanley
Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38150
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Michael
Okay, Morgan Freeman-narrating-everything.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38151
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Andy
Do you want someone to stop you? 'Cause no one's going to.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38152
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Michael
Nobody better try to stop me. Good.
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Dwight
I could have stopped him.
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Dwight
Are you warmed up?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38155
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Angela
No.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38156
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Dwight
God, Angela, why is that always my responsibility?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38157
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Angela
What did you do to yourself?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38158
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Dwight
Never mind. Just never mind.
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Angela
Well, it better work.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38160
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Dwight
Oh, it'll work. Mm. Stop kissing me. It's not in the contract.
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Michael
How do I feel about breaking up with Donna? Good. Moral. I feel proud. Like a grownup.That was not easy because I really liked her a lot. And I'm a little bit emotional right now because I know that I absolutely made the right decision. At the end of the day, we have to do what's right. And it was either living with myself or... being happy. And I picked... the... former.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38162
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Reporter
Michael Scott?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38163
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Michael
Yes?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38164
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Reporter
Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38165
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Michael
Umm... I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.
Season 6 · Episode 23 · Line 38166
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Reporter
I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.
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Michael
Oh. Okay. I was talking about... what do-- what? What's going on?
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