"The Chump" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 23, in script order. First aired May 13, 2010.

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  1. Jim

    Okay.

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  2. Darryl

    Pam.

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  3. Pam

    Okay.

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  4. Phyllis

    For your signature.

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  5. Michael

    Okay. Phyllis. Okay. Look at me. Phyllis, look at-- okay, that's... All right, all right. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the little disapproving head shakes. If you think that's going to have any effect on me, it will not. I am going to leave right now and go to a motel to meet Donna.

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  6. Kevin

    Why not your condo?

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  7. Michael

    Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy. Like me. And like Donna. And frankly, the stuff that we're into isn't very condo-appropriate.

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  8. Stanley

    Oh, Michael, will you drop it? Everybody's spoken their mind, and no one's changing their mind.

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  9. Michael

    Okay, Morgan Freeman-narrating-everything.

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  10. Andy

    Do you want someone to stop you? 'Cause no one's going to.

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  11. Michael

    Nobody better try to stop me. Good.

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  12. Dwight

    I could have stopped him.

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  13. Dwight

    Are you warmed up?

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  14. Angela

    No.

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  15. Dwight

    God, Angela, why is that always my responsibility?

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  16. Angela

    What did you do to yourself?

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  17. Dwight

    Never mind. Just never mind.

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  18. Angela

    Well, it better work.

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  19. Dwight

    Oh, it'll work. Mm. Stop kissing me. It's not in the contract.

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  20. Michael

    How do I feel about breaking up with Donna? Good. Moral. I feel proud. Like a grownup.That was not easy because I really liked her a lot. And I'm a little bit emotional right now because I know that I absolutely made the right decision. At the end of the day, we have to do what's right. And it was either living with myself or... being happy. And I picked... the... former.

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  21. Reporter

    Michael Scott?

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  22. Michael

    Yes?

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  23. Reporter

    Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?

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  24. Michael

    Umm... I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.

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  25. Reporter

    I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.

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  26. Michael

    Oh. Okay. I was talking about... what do-- what? What's going on?

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