Every line from The Office season 6, episode 12, in script order. First aired December 10, 2009.
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34572
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David
Yes Michael, what is so urgent?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34573
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Michael
David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34574
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David
I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34575
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Michael
I'll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34576
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David
Michael...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34577
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Michael
I'm Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34578
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David
Michael-
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34579
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34580
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David
This is a very very bad time.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34581
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Michael
Really? What's going on?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34582
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David
Stephanie, can you hop off please?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34583
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Stephanie
Sure David.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34584
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Michael
What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34585
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Erin
Do you want me off the call too Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34586
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Michael
Hey! Get off! Get off the phone!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34587
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David
Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34588
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Michael
What does that mean?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34589
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David
I'll be fired.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34590
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Michael
Well, can't Alan protect you?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34591
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David
Alan will be out too. All of us.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34592
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Michael
All of us?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34593
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David
Goodbye Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34594
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Michael
Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34595
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Michael
Earlier today this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael. And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34596
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Michael
Hey. How's everybody doing?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34597
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Jim
Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34598
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Michael
That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt petulant Jesus.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34599
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Angela
Are you serious? This is so offensive.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34600
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Michael
You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some... jerk ruined the first part of it. Dwight come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34601
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Dwight
What's your pin number?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34602
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Michael
I don't want to say. But, 'it's fun to stay at the -'
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34603
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Michael
It's fun to stay at the -'
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34604
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Dwight
Where? Holiday Inn? I don't ...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34605
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Michael
Mmm, mm mm mm.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34606
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Andy
I, I thought that you would like it.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34607
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Erin
It was a little much Andy.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34608
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Andy
Well it's the thought that counts.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34609
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Erin
What were you thinking?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34610
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Andy
I suppose a gentlemen might... throw in the towel, at this point. Guess what? Not gonna happen.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34611
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Michael
You know what, Christmas isn't about Santa, or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. And Pam, you're my wife. And Jim. And Angela and Phyllis, you are my Grandmas. And Stanley, you're our mailman. And I can't help but look at all your wonderful beautiful faces and think, 'How could they do this to us?'
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34612
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34613
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Pam
How could we do what?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34614
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Michael
It's not... Nevermind. Nothing.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34615
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Stanley
We deserve to know.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34616
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Michael
I didn't say anything!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34617
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Angela
If you know something Michael...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34618
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Michael
We're going out of business!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34619
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Group
WHAT?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34620
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34621
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Dwight
You are kidding me!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34622
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Jim
Wait wait wait, who said that?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34623
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Michael
David told me on the phone. David told me.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34624
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Dwight
When? When did he tell you? Today?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34625
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Michael
Earlier today.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34626
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Dwight
Awww!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34627
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Michael
He said, we have been sold.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34628
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34629
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Dwight
Aaaarrhh!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34630
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Michael
Dwight! Jesus!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34631
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Angela
Come on!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34632
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Jim
Michael, wait. So they said we are sold?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34633
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Michael
David's gone. Alan's gone. We're all gone.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34634
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Jim
Okay. We haven't gone under. We've been sold and that can mean many different things.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34635
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Michael
It's hard for me to imagine a scenario, where Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not - no offense Meredith.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34636
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Meredith
No, I get it.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34637
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Michael
I'll call him. I'll call David.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34638
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Jim
No, you won't, because he's not picking up his phone.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34639
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Michael
Yes, I will. Because I always know how to get through to him.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34640
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Michael
He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They patch me through to his secretary. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing, badda boom.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34641
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David
Hey Sweetie, what is it?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34642
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Michael
It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34643
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David
What the hell?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34644
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Michael
Stephanie could you hop off please?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34645
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David
Michael, I have never-
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34646
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Michael
David!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34647
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David
Ever, ever...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34648
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Michael
David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34649
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Dwight
Hey David.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34650
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Kelly
Hi David!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34651
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David
Hello everyone.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34652
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Michael
David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34653
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David
You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34654
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Michael
Well I think we're past that now.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34655
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David
I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34656
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Jim
Oh my God, David. That's horrible.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34657
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Meredith
How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34658
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David
Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34659
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Michael
We're not fired?
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34660
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David
No! No, and congratulations.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34661
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Michael
Yeah! It's a Christmas miracle!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34662
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Dwight
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34663
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Michael
Woo hoo!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34664
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Dwight
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34665
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Dwight
It's true. We all walk alone.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34666
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Kelly
Jim.... Jim!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34667
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Dwight
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34668
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Toby
Wow! Cause...
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34669
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Ryan
Yeah! That was the idea.
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34670
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Toby
Thank you!
Season 6 · Episode 12 · Line 34671