Michael Scott: “He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They…”

Michael

He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They patch me through to his secretary. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing, badda boom.

Michael Scott in “Secret Santa” · Season 6, episode 12 · Line 34641

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