Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 9, in script order. First aired December 4, 2008.
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Michael
To be continued!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25845
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Michael
No, I don't-this doesn't change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25846
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Andy
Hey Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you. What-
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25847
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Angela
Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25848
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Andy
Was that hot or what?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25849
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Pam
So what's it gonna be?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25850
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Oscar
Michael, you have to make a decision. The day is almost done.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25851
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Pam
Let me just say, you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25852
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Oscar
You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25853
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Michael
You think it's easy?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25854
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Stanley
It's your job.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25855
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Michael
Okay, you know what? Why don't you guys deal with it? I am going to get up, and I am going to be out in the common area. But you need to decide; otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25856
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Michael
It is a classic management tactic. You have two sides, a deadline, you know that neither of them are gonna concede. What you do is you put 'em in a room, and you just- Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25857
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Pam
Hey.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25858
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Oscar
Hey, we're going with the chairs.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25859
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Michael
What?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25860
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Oscar
I just figured I'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25861
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Pam
Thanks Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25862
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Michael
Good work. I'm proud of you. Mother-
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25863
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Michael
What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25864
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Jim
Truce?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25865
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Pam
Yeah, I guess, since I won.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25866
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Jim
Yeah, you did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. Totally kidding. I'm gonna need four.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25867