Every line from The Office season 5, episode 9, in script order. First aired December 4, 2008.
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Jim
Woah, you guys going to lunch?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25645
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Michael
Yes.
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Jim
Mind if I join?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25647
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Michael
Ohh, God!
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Jim
All right.
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Michael
Yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25650
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Jim
Let's go.
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Michael
Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Jim
Let's do it.
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Michael
All right! Cool!
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Jim
Where we going?
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Michael
I have no idea.
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Pam
So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. It is so on.
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Pam
Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25658
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Oscar
Stop it! Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25659
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Jim
Michael, that is hilarious.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25660
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Michael
Oh, is somebody making fun of me?
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Oscar
The best. Great friends. Thank you, Michael.
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Jim
Ahh... I got you some tiramisu. No hard feelings.
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Pam
Aww.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25664
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Jim
Yeah.
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Pam
That's cool. Mm, good stuff.
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Jim
You look really pretty.
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25668
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Michael
Yeah.
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Pam
Michael?
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Michael
Yeah?
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Pam
Hey!
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Michael
Oh, hey.
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Pam
You got a second?
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Michael
I do.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25675
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Pam
Oh, good.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25676
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Pam
Oh, that must've been so fun.
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Michael
it was fun. We had a good time.
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Pam
Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25679
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Michael
Oh, thank you.
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Pam
Yeah, is that a new tie?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25681
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Michael
Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.
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Pam
That is amazing!
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Michael
You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25684
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Pam
What?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25685
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Michael
Nine dollars. The boys' department.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25686
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Pam
No.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25687
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Michael
Look at the ass. Check out the ass.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25688
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Pam
No way!
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Michael
Look at that. Unh. Unh-unh.
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Pam
Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.
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Michael
Yes they were.
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Pam
Yeah.
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Michael
They were.
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Pam
Here's what I was thinking: everyone sits on a chair every day...
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Michael
Mmhmm.
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Pam
But not everyone...
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Michael
Sits on a copier.
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Pam
Or even uses the copier every day.
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Michael
Yeah.
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Pam
Yeah, right?
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Michael
Very valid.
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Pam
...That's it.
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Michael
All right.
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Pam
All right, see you later...
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Michael
See ya.
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Pam
Hot tie guy.
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Michael
Hahaha!... well...
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Dwight
Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25709
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Angela
No. I haven't thought of it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25710
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Dwight
Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.
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Angela
I would like cat.
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Dwight
Cats don't make butter.
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Angela
I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.
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Dwight
It doesn't make any sense.
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Angela
Yes it does!
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Andy
Okay, guys!
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Angela
I want a butter sculpture of a cat!
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Dwight
Cow, goat or sheep.
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Andy
What is this? All right, we're all on the same team. Is it- Damn! Why is that in the kitchen?!
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Jim
You might want to consider changing teams, because we would-we would love to have you.
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Pam
No, copier's great.
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Jim
Yeah?
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Pam
Yeah. I have my copies.
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Jim
There they are.
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Pam
And I have my original.
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Jim
You got it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25727
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Pam
So suck it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25728
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Jim
Okay.
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Michael
Okay.
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Kevin
Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25731
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Michael
Oh, thank you my dear.
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Kelly
Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you.
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Michael
Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay...
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Stanley
There he is!
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Michael
There he is! Hello, hello!
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Phyllis
Hello.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Line 25737
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Michael
Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.
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Jim
Oh!
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Michael
Mm! Yeah!
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Pam
There's that ass!
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Michael
Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!
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Pam
Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!
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Michael
Oh... ah, I almost choked.
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