Every quote from The Office season 5, episode 9, in script order. First aired December 4, 2008.
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Jim
Woah, you guys going to lunch?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25645
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Michael
Yes.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25646
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Jim
Mind if I join?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25647
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Michael
Ohh, God!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25648
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Jim
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25649
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Michael
Yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25650
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Jim
Let's go.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25651
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Michael
Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25652
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Jim
Let's do it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25653
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Michael
All right! Cool!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25654
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Jim
Where we going?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25655
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Michael
I have no idea.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25656
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Pam
So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. It is so on.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25657
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Pam
Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25658
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Oscar
Stop it! Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25659
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Jim
Michael, that is hilarious.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25660
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Michael
Oh, is somebody making fun of me?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25661
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Oscar
The best. Great friends. Thank you, Michael.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25662
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Jim
Ahh... I got you some tiramisu. No hard feelings.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25663
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Pam
Aww.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25664
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25665
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Pam
That's cool. Mm, good stuff.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25666
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Jim
You look really pretty.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25667
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25668
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25669
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Pam
Michael?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25670
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25671
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Pam
Hey!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25672
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Michael
Oh, hey.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25673
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Pam
You got a second?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25674
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Michael
I do.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25675
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Pam
Oh, good.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25676
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Pam
Oh, that must've been so fun.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25677
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Michael
it was fun. We had a good time.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25678
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Pam
Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25679
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Michael
Oh, thank you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25680
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Pam
Yeah, is that a new tie?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25681
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Michael
Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25682
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Pam
That is amazing!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25683
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Michael
You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25684
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Pam
What?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25685
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Michael
Nine dollars. The boys' department.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25686
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Pam
No.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25687
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Michael
Look at the ass. Check out the ass.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25688
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Pam
No way!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25689
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Michael
Look at that. Unh. Unh-unh.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25690
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Pam
Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25691
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Michael
Yes they were.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25692
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25693
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Michael
They were.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25694
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Pam
Here's what I was thinking: everyone sits on a chair every day...
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25695
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Michael
Mmhmm.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25696
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Pam
But not everyone...
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25697
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Michael
Sits on a copier.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25698
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Pam
Or even uses the copier every day.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25699
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25700
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Pam
Yeah, right?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25701
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Michael
Very valid.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25702
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Pam
...That's it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25703
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Michael
All right.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25704
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Pam
All right, see you later...
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25705
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Michael
See ya.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25706
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Pam
Hot tie guy.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25707
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Michael
Hahaha!... well...
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25708
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Dwight
Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25709
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Angela
No. I haven't thought of it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25710
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Dwight
Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25711
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Angela
I would like cat.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25712
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Dwight
Cats don't make butter.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25713
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Angela
I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25714
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Dwight
It doesn't make any sense.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25715
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Angela
Yes it does!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25716
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Andy
Okay, guys!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25717
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Angela
I want a butter sculpture of a cat!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25718
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Dwight
Cow, goat or sheep.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25719
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Andy
What is this? All right, we're all on the same team. Is it- Damn! Why is that in the kitchen?!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25720
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Jim
You might want to consider changing teams, because we would-we would love to have you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25721
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Pam
No, copier's great.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25722
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25723
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Pam
Yeah. I have my copies.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25724
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Jim
There they are.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25725
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Pam
And I have my original.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25726
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Jim
You got it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25727
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Pam
So suck it.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25728
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Jim
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25729
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Michael
Okay.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25730
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Kevin
Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25731
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Michael
Oh, thank you my dear.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25732
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Kelly
Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25733
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Michael
Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay...
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25734
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Stanley
There he is!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25735
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Michael
There he is! Hello, hello!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25736
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Phyllis
Hello.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25737
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Michael
Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25738
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Jim
Oh!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25739
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Michael
Mm! Yeah!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25740
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Pam
There's that ass!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25741
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Michael
Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25742
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Pam
Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25743
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Michael
Oh... ah, I almost choked.
Season 5 · Episode 9 · Quote 25744