"Baby Shower" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 5, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 16, 2008.

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  1. Kevin

    I might have done it with Jan!

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23748

  2. Jan

    It's not Kevin's child. Can't possibly be. I mean, I don't know what I would do. Sue... icide?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23749

  3. Jan

    Okay, 'Stridly, you want to try the other side? Okay, here we go. That's good. Oh, good job.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23750

  4. Kevin

    Jan? What's new?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23751

  5. Jan

    You know what, Kevin? Why don't you just go ahead and stare? Because, you know, it's, it's fine with me. I mean, this is sooo natural, and so beautiful, and...

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23752

  6. Kevin

    Seriously? You're okay with that?

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23753

  7. Jan

    Of course. I mean, there's nothing erotic about this, you know, it's, it's, it's what these were made for, you know, I mean they're full of baby milk, they're... nourishing my baby, so... Michael!

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23754

  8. Dwight

    Hello, spoiled little baby, in your fancy brand name stroller. Mmm, I wonder if it's as safe as they say it is. Oh, look, a curb. Uh oh, let's see what happens... Inconclusive. Spartans would leave a weak baby by the side of the road. My parents left me beside the road. I crawled home.

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23755

  9. Dwight

    Not so weak, huh, Mom?

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  10. Dwight

    Gosh, Mommy feels like taking a jog. Oh, no! Mommy forgot to wear a bra, and her big fake boobs are really hurting her, and she needs to let go, she can't control the stroller any longer

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23757

  11. Dwight

    Let's see what this baby can do... Aaaah! Aa-aaah! It's a hardy stroller. Maybe it's safe!

    Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23758