Every line from The Office season 5, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 16, 2008.
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Kevin
I might have done it with Jan!
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23748
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Jan
It's not Kevin's child. Can't possibly be. I mean, I don't know what I would do. Sue... icide?
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23749
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Jan
Okay, 'Stridly, you want to try the other side? Okay, here we go. That's good. Oh, good job.
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23750
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Kevin
Jan? What's new?
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23751
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Jan
You know what, Kevin? Why don't you just go ahead and stare? Because, you know, it's, it's fine with me. I mean, this is sooo natural, and so beautiful, and...
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23752
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Kevin
Seriously? You're okay with that?
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23753
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Jan
Of course. I mean, there's nothing erotic about this, you know, it's, it's, it's what these were made for, you know, I mean they're full of baby milk, they're... nourishing my baby, so... Michael!
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23754
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Dwight
Hello, spoiled little baby, in your fancy brand name stroller. Mmm, I wonder if it's as safe as they say it is. Oh, look, a curb. Uh oh, let's see what happens... Inconclusive. Spartans would leave a weak baby by the side of the road. My parents left me beside the road. I crawled home.
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23755
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Dwight
Not so weak, huh, Mom?
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23756
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Dwight
Gosh, Mommy feels like taking a jog. Oh, no! Mommy forgot to wear a bra, and her big fake boobs are really hurting her, and she needs to let go, she can't control the stroller any longer
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23757
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Dwight
Let's see what this baby can do... Aaaah! Aa-aaah! It's a hardy stroller. Maybe it's safe!
Season 5 · Episode 3 · Line 23758