Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Jim
We should probably get back.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20768
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Pam
Mmm-mm. I'm probably just gonna stay here for a while, say I got lost.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20769
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Jan
Are you eating?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20770
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Pam
It was just a little...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20771
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Jim
I didn't have anything, Jan.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20772
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Jan
Really, Pam. This is a dinner party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20773
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Jim
I'm sorry. She scares me.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20774
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Dwight
Michael's dinner party is for couples only, which is why I wasn't initially invited. But that was then. I very recently entered into a serious, monogamous relationship. If that idiot ever gets here.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20775
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Jan
So, this girl that I basically grew up with becomes Miss West Virginia, and then suddenly, all the boys start paying attention to me. And it was funny because, you know, I never even considered myself beautiful until people started pointing it out to me. You know, 'Jan, wow, you are so much more beautiful than Miss West Virginia.' Ah, so that is why I uh... wait, Pam, what was your, what was your question?'
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20776
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Pam
Where did you grow up?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20777
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Michael
It's been a rough couple of weeks.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20778
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Jan
Well, I just got into a little trouble with the neighbors.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20779
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Michael
Little trouble. Yes. Well, Jan fell asleep during her neighborhood watch shift.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20780
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Pam
Wow, you did neighborhood watch?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20781
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Michael
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20782
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Jan
I did, and I had a very late shift and I had a little bit of wine and I fell asleep.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20783
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Michael
So she's passed out, and some kids spray-paint a swear word on the neighbors' dog...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20784
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Jan
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20785
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Michael
And the neighbors blamed Jan.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20786
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Jan
Yeah. But, you know, it was my fault.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20787
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Michael
It's like, you know, the dog shouldn't have been outside in the first place. Anyway, it's a tragedy, really, because the paint is not gonna come off the dog until it sheds...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20788
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Jan
Mm-hmm.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20789
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Michael
So...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20790
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Jan
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20791
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Michael
Well.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20792
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Jan
It was me!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20793
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Jim
What's that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20794
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Jan
I spray-painted that dog. It was sleek, and shiny, and perfect little haircut, it was parading around like it was God's gift to this God-forsaken town and I just couldn't take it anymore, so I went over there and I held down my knee and I just spray-painted it until I was good and done. It bit me on the arm, I didn't even feel it.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20795
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Jan
What are you doing to him? What... is this about that stupid, ugly mutt?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20796
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Neighbor
She's a Weimaraner, you bitch!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20797
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Jan
Please, please. Don't hurt him, okay?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20798