Every line from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Jim
We should probably get back.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20768
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Pam
Mmm-mm. I'm probably just gonna stay here for a while, say I got lost.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20769
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Jan
Are you eating?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20770
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Pam
It was just a little...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20771
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Jim
I didn't have anything, Jan.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20772
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Jan
Really, Pam. This is a dinner party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20773
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Jim
I'm sorry. She scares me.
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Dwight
Michael's dinner party is for couples only, which is why I wasn't initially invited. But that was then. I very recently entered into a serious, monogamous relationship. If that idiot ever gets here.
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Jan
So, this girl that I basically grew up with becomes Miss West Virginia, and then suddenly, all the boys start paying attention to me. And it was funny because, you know, I never even considered myself beautiful until people started pointing it out to me. You know, 'Jan, wow, you are so much more beautiful than Miss West Virginia.' Ah, so that is why I uh... wait, Pam, what was your, what was your question?'
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Pam
Where did you grow up?
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Michael
It's been a rough couple of weeks.
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Jan
Well, I just got into a little trouble with the neighbors.
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Michael
Little trouble. Yes. Well, Jan fell asleep during her neighborhood watch shift.
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Pam
Wow, you did neighborhood watch?
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Michael
Yes.
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Jan
I did, and I had a very late shift and I had a little bit of wine and I fell asleep.
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Michael
So she's passed out, and some kids spray-paint a swear word on the neighbors' dog...
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Jan
Yeah.
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Michael
And the neighbors blamed Jan.
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Jan
Yeah. But, you know, it was my fault.
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Michael
It's like, you know, the dog shouldn't have been outside in the first place. Anyway, it's a tragedy, really, because the paint is not gonna come off the dog until it sheds...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20788
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Jan
Mm-hmm.
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Michael
So...
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Jan
Yeah.
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Michael
Well.
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Jan
It was me!
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Jim
What's that?
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Jan
I spray-painted that dog. It was sleek, and shiny, and perfect little haircut, it was parading around like it was God's gift to this God-forsaken town and I just couldn't take it anymore, so I went over there and I held down my knee and I just spray-painted it until I was good and done. It bit me on the arm, I didn't even feel it.
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Jan
What are you doing to him? What... is this about that stupid, ugly mutt?
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Neighbor
She's a Weimaraner, you bitch!
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Jan
Please, please. Don't hurt him, okay?
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