"Dinner Party" Quotes

Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.

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  1. Stanley

    This is ridiculous.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20468

  2. Phyllis

    Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20469

  3. Michael

    Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. Do you have plans tonight?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20470

  4. Jim

    Nope I don't, remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we're working.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20471

  5. Michael

    Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I'm - God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don't want to work. No we don't! It's not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not going to do it! Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20472

  6. Dwight

    Thank you Michael.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20473

  7. Michael

    All right, happy Friday. Well I think we dodged a bullet there.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20474

  8. Jim

    I think you did.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20475

  9. Michael

    I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20476

  10. Jim

    Oh, I-

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20477

  11. Michael

    You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20478

  12. Jim

    Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least 9 times. And every time we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit, he got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20479

  13. Dwight

    Michael, what time should I be arriving?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20480

  14. Michael

    Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20481

  15. Andy

    Hey-o!

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20482

  16. Dwight

    Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20483

  17. Jan

    Hi.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20484

  18. Michael

    Hello.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20485

  19. Jim

    Hi.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20486

  20. Jan

    How are you?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20487

  21. Michael

    Come on in. Good to see you.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20488

  22. Jan

    Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20489

  23. Michael

    Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20490

  24. Jim

    Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20491

  25. Michael

    Yeah.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20492

  26. Jim

    I have been getting ready and then driving over here.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20493

  27. Michael

    Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20494

  28. Jim

    Really?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20495

  29. Michael

    Except driving.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20496

  30. Pam

    We got you this.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20497

  31. Jan

    Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20498

  32. Michael

    Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20499

  33. Pam

    It's really nice.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20500

  34. Jan

    So what do you guys think, should we do the tour first or the appetizers first?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20501

  35. Jim

    Tour, let's do the tour first.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20502

  36. Michael

    Okay.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20503

  37. Jan

    Do you have a preference babe? Upstairs first?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20504

  38. Michael

    Totally your call babe.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20505

  39. Jan

    Alright, well, let's go then, I say upstairs.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20506

  40. Jim

    Oh, you guys doing a little construction?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20507

  41. Michael

    Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20508

  42. Jan

    Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we're still a work in progress here.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20509

  43. Michael

    Well, thats...

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20510

  44. Jan

    This is my office.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20511

  45. Michael

    Yep, never been used.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20512

  46. Jan

    Not super exciting.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20513

  47. Michael

    No.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20514

  48. Jan

    And this is my workspace.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20515

  49. Michael

    This is it, check that out, can you smell that?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20516

  50. Pam

    Uh-huh.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20517

  51. Michael

    As you can smell there's a lot of different odors going on in here.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20518

  52. Pam

    So you have an office and a workspace?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20519

  53. Jan

    I do, I cannot create in the same space I conduct business, I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. Smell.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20520

  54. Jim

    It's fire.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20521

  55. Jan

    Uh-huh, Bonfire.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20522

  56. Michael

    Bond.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20523

  57. Jan

    Men love this one.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20524

  58. Michael

    James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20525

  59. Jan

    When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20526

  60. Jim

    Just like that.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20527

  61. Jan

    Just like that.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20528

  62. Jan

    So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20529

  63. Michael

    Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20530

  64. Jan

    Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20531

  65. Michael

    Well, I-

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20532

  66. Jan

    Shame on you.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20533

  67. Pam

    What a cute bench.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20534

  68. Michael

    Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20535

  69. Jim

    Really? 'cause... seems pretty narrow... and short.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20536

  70. Michael

    It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20537

  71. Jan

    See, he fits perfectly.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20538

  72. Michael

    I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? Voila, right in the wall.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20539

  73. Jim

    Wow.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20540

  74. Michael

    Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20541

  75. Jim

    What is that chestnut?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20542

  76. Michael

    No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20543

  77. Jan

    It's pine.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20544

  78. Jim

    Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20545

  79. Jan

    Really?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20546

  80. Pam

    Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20547

  81. Michael

    If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20548

  82. Jan

    I bet you are.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20549

  83. Jim

    Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20550

  84. Jan

    It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said 'Honey keep the trophies.'

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20551

  85. Michael

    Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20552

  86. Jan

    Oh, excuse us just a second.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20553

  87. Michael

    I'll get it.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20554

  88. Jan

    So glad you're finally able to be here.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20555

  89. Angela

    No, no.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20556

  90. Michael

    Okay.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20557

  91. Andy

    Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! These are for you.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20558

  92. Jan

    Oh, how thoughtful.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20559

  93. Michael

    Very nice.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20560

  94. Andy

    Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20561

  95. Jan

    Aw.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20562

  96. Angela

    What am I supposed to do with this?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20563

  97. Jan

    How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20564

  98. Pam

    Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20565

  99. Jan

    Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20566

  100. Pam

    Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4:00?

    Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20567