Every line from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Stanley
This is ridiculous.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20468
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Phyllis
Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20469
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Michael
Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. Do you have plans tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20470
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Jim
Nope I don't, remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we're working.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20471
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Michael
Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I'm - God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don't want to work. No we don't! It's not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not going to do it! Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
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Dwight
Thank you Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20473
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Michael
All right, happy Friday. Well I think we dodged a bullet there.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20474
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Jim
I think you did.
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Michael
I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20476
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Jim
Oh, I-
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20477
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Michael
You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20478
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Jim
Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least 9 times. And every time we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit, he got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.
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Dwight
Michael, what time should I be arriving?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20480
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Michael
Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20481
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Andy
Hey-o!
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Dwight
Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party?
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Jan
Hi.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20484
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Michael
Hello.
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Jim
Hi.
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Jan
How are you?
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Michael
Come on in. Good to see you.
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Jan
Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20489
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Michael
Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?
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Jim
Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago?
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Michael
Yeah.
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Jim
I have been getting ready and then driving over here.
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Michael
Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.
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Jim
Really?
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Michael
Except driving.
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Pam
We got you this.
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Jan
Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with.
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Michael
Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.
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Pam
It's really nice.
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Jan
So what do you guys think, should we do the tour first or the appetizers first?
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Jim
Tour, let's do the tour first.
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Michael
Okay.
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Jan
Do you have a preference babe? Upstairs first?
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Michael
Totally your call babe.
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Jan
Alright, well, let's go then, I say upstairs.
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Jim
Oh, you guys doing a little construction?
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Michael
Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.
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Jan
Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we're still a work in progress here.
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Michael
Well, thats...
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Jan
This is my office.
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Michael
Yep, never been used.
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Jan
Not super exciting.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20513
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Michael
No.
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Jan
And this is my workspace.
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Michael
This is it, check that out, can you smell that?
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Pam
Uh-huh.
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Michael
As you can smell there's a lot of different odors going on in here.
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Pam
So you have an office and a workspace?
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Jan
I do, I cannot create in the same space I conduct business, I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. Smell.
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Jim
It's fire.
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Jan
Uh-huh, Bonfire.
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Michael
Bond.
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Jan
Men love this one.
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Michael
James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn.
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Jan
When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away.
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Jim
Just like that.
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Jan
Just like that.
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Jan
So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.
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Michael
Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20530
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Jan
Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20531
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Michael
Well, I-
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Jan
Shame on you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20533
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Pam
What a cute bench.
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Michael
Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20535
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Jim
Really? 'cause... seems pretty narrow... and short.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20536
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Michael
It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20537
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Jan
See, he fits perfectly.
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Michael
I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? Voila, right in the wall.
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Jim
Wow.
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Michael
Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.
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Jim
What is that chestnut?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20542
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Michael
No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.
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Jan
It's pine.
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Jim
Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20545
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Jan
Really?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20546
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Pam
Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20547
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Michael
If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20548
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Jan
I bet you are.
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Jim
Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.
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Jan
It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said 'Honey keep the trophies.'
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20551
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Michael
Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.
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Jan
Oh, excuse us just a second.
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Michael
I'll get it.
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Jan
So glad you're finally able to be here.
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Angela
No, no.
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Michael
Okay.
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Andy
Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! These are for you.
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Jan
Oh, how thoughtful.
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Michael
Very nice.
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Andy
Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20561
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Jan
Aw.
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Angela
What am I supposed to do with this?
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Jan
How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20564
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Pam
Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.
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Jan
Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20566
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Pam
Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4:00?
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