Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Stanley
This is ridiculous.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20468
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Phyllis
Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20469
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Michael
Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. Do you have plans tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20470
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Jim
Nope I don't, remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we're working.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20471
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Michael
Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I'm - God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don't want to work. No we don't! It's not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not going to do it! Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20472
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Dwight
Thank you Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20473
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Michael
All right, happy Friday. Well I think we dodged a bullet there.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20474
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Jim
I think you did.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20475
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Michael
I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20476
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Jim
Oh, I-
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20477
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Michael
You said you didn't have plans. That's what you said.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20478
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Jim
Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least 9 times. And every time we've been able to get out of it. But I've got to give him credit, he got me. Because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20479
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Dwight
Michael, what time should I be arriving?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20480
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Michael
Dwight, it's couples only. And besides, I only have six wine glasses, so it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim, and Angela and Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20481
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Andy
Hey-o!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20482
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Dwight
Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20483
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Jan
Hi.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20484
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Michael
Hello.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20485
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Jim
Hi.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20486
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Jan
How are you?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20487
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Michael
Come on in. Good to see you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20488
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Jan
Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20489
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Michael
Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20490
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Jim
Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20491
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20492
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Jim
I have been getting ready and then driving over here.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20493
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Michael
Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20494
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Jim
Really?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20495
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Michael
Except driving.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20496
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Pam
We got you this.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20497
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Jan
Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20498
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Michael
Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20499
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Pam
It's really nice.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20500
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Jan
So what do you guys think, should we do the tour first or the appetizers first?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20501
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Jim
Tour, let's do the tour first.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20502
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Michael
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20503
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Jan
Do you have a preference babe? Upstairs first?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20504
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Michael
Totally your call babe.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20505
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Jan
Alright, well, let's go then, I say upstairs.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20506
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Jim
Oh, you guys doing a little construction?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20507
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Michael
Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20508
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Jan
Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we're still a work in progress here.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20509
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Michael
Well, thats...
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20510
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Jan
This is my office.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20511
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Michael
Yep, never been used.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20512
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Jan
Not super exciting.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20513
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Michael
No.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20514
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Jan
And this is my workspace.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20515
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Michael
This is it, check that out, can you smell that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20516
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Pam
Uh-huh.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20517
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Michael
As you can smell there's a lot of different odors going on in here.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20518
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Pam
So you have an office and a workspace?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20519
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Jan
I do, I cannot create in the same space I conduct business, I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. Smell.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20520
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Jim
It's fire.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20521
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Jan
Uh-huh, Bonfire.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20522
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Michael
Bond.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20523
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Jan
Men love this one.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20524
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Michael
James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20525
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Jan
When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20526
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Jim
Just like that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20527
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Jan
Just like that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20528
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Jan
So this is the master bedroom, and these walls used to like white, like an asylum. So I wanted it to be softer, So I had it painted in eggshell white.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20529
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Michael
Guess what, white and eggshell white are exactly the same color.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20530
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Jan
Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20531
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Michael
Well, I-
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20532
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Jan
Shame on you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20533
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Pam
What a cute bench.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20534
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Michael
Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20535
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Jim
Really? 'cause... seems pretty narrow... and short.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20536
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Michael
It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20537
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Jan
See, he fits perfectly.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20538
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Michael
I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? Voila, right in the wall.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20539
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Jim
Wow.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20540
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Michael
Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20541
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Jim
What is that chestnut?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20542
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Michael
No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20543
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Jan
It's pine.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20544
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Jim
Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20545
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Jan
Really?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20546
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Pam
Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20547
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Michael
If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20548
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Jan
I bet you are.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20549
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Jim
Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20550
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Jan
It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said 'Honey keep the trophies.'
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20551
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Michael
Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20552
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Jan
Oh, excuse us just a second.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20553
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Michael
I'll get it.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20554
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Jan
So glad you're finally able to be here.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20555
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Angela
No, no.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20556
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Michael
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20557
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Andy
Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! These are for you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20558
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Jan
Oh, how thoughtful.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20559
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Michael
Very nice.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20560
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Andy
Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20561
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Jan
Aw.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20562
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Angela
What am I supposed to do with this?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20563
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Jan
How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20564
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Pam
Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20565
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Jan
Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20566
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Pam
Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4:00?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20567