Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Jan
You know Pam, in Spain they often don't start eating until midnight.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20568
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Michael
When in Rome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20569
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Jan
Do you have a preference, upstairs first?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20570
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Michael
Whatever you say babe.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20571
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Jan
Follow me.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20572
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Michael
All right.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20573
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Michael
How 'bout a toast. Shall I? Here's to good friends.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20574
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All
Cheers.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20575
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Michael
Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20576
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Jim
What was that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20577
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Jan
So music, should we turn some music?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20578
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Michael
Yeah that sounds good.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20579
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Jan
Do you guys remember my old assistant Hunter? He is an excellent songwriter.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20580
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Hunter's CD
You took me by the hand, Made me a man, That one night, You made everything all right, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20581
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Michael
You know what, Hunter was a terrible assistant, that is why Ryan fired him.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20582
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Jan
Well I think he's probably just about as reliable as Pam being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20583
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Angela
Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20584
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Pam
I don't care what they say, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20585
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Andy
No it's a... hump. There's a hump.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20586
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Jan
Joe Camel!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20587
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Andy
Okay yes, first name of that animal and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20588
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Pam
Montana.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20589
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Jan
Oh!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20590
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Pam
Joe Montana!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20591
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Andy
Yes! Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20592
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Pam
Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20593
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Michael
All right, my my my my turn, my my my my turn, my my my my turn.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20594
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Jan
Babe can you just like really, woah, could you just simmer down?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20595
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Michael
What, no, I'm just making people laugh.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20596
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Jan
No.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20597
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Michael
Yes, I was watching Jim's face.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20598
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Jan
I was watching Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20599
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Michael
And he was laughing.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20600
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Jan
No smiling.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20601
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Michael
Look at him, he's laughing.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20602
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Jim
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called 'Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests' and they're both winning. So I'm going to make a run for it.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20603
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Jim
You'll never guess, I just got a message from my landlord apparently, my apartment flooded, something with a sprinkler. Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20604
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Pam
Oh okay.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20605
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Michael
Well you don't need two of you to do that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20606
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Jim
That's true. Um... dinner sounded delicious. Pam I'll see you at home, thank you so much.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20607
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Pam
Oh Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20608
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Jim
I don't know because I everything I own is there.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20609
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Pam
You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20610
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Michael
That's true, that's a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20611
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Andy
Michael, you're up.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20612
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Michael
All right here we go, this is going to be fun, ready. All right first name is Tom-
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20613
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Jan
No no no, no names, no names, no rhyming, no soundalikes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20614
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Michael
All right, Okay, okay, you're getting inside my head. First name is blank and he goes on a cruise, he goes on a Caribbean CRUISE.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20615
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Angela
I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20616
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Jim
Katie Holmes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20617
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Michael
No, Baah! But he's married to her!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20618
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Jim
Oh, Dawson's Creek.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20619
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Michael
No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I'm gonna pass, I'm gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20620
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Jan
No rhyming!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20621
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Jim
Not really a rhyme.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20622
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Angela
Another clue, another clue.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20623
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Michael
Okay, he is the governor of California, he is the Terminator.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20624
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Angela
Those aren't helpful.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20625
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Jim
Tom Cruise!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20626
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Michael
No!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20627
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Andy
Time!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20628
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Michael
God, does anybody read the paper?!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20629
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Pam
Oh, thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20630
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Michael
You're welcome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20631
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Jan
I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The um, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20632
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Michael
I don't like that story babe.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20633
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Jan
Come on, it's a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20634
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Michael
Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don't. I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20635
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Jan
You are so right, you're so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20636
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Michael
Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! Aaahhh I'm burning, help me!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20637
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Angela
You shouldn't joke about that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20638
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Pam
Is there more wine in the kitchen?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20639
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Jan
I will get it, I will get it, what kind of hostess would I be if I didn't get. It's okay, I don't mind. In fact you know what, girl's trip, Angela come on. Girl's trip.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20640
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Jan
Uh, not even close.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20641
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Angela
So you keep a very tidy house.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20642
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Jan
You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. But I don't have to tell you Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20643
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Pam
No, yeah. What?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20644
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Jan
Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20645
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Pam
Oh, are you joking?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20646
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Jan
Well, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20647
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Pam
I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20648
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Angela
I've noticed how you look at him at the office.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20649
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Jan
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20650
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Michael
So I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand. So Jim I noticed you checking out Jan's candles.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20651
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Jim
Oh no she just put it in front of my face.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20652
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Michael
Yeah, did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? $2 billion dollar a year industry. And for only $10,000, you could become a co-owner of 'Serenity by Jan' What do you think about that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20653
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Andy
Thought about it, I'm in.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20654
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Jim
I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20655
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Michael
I'm sorry. What now?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20656
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Jan
Coming!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20657
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20658
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Jan
What are you doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20659
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Dwight
We came here to eat dinner and to party, this is a dinner party right?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20660
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Pam
Awesome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20661
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Jan
What is he doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20662
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Angela
Yes, What are you doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20663
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Michael
Dwight is my friend.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20664
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Woman
We weren't invited?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20665
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Michael
You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. Dwight brought glasses and a person.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20666
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Jan
Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Quote 20667