Every line from The Office season 4, episode 9, in script order. First aired April 10, 2008.
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Jan
You know Pam, in Spain they often don't start eating until midnight.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20568
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Michael
When in Rome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20569
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Jan
Do you have a preference, upstairs first?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20570
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Michael
Whatever you say babe.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20571
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Jan
Follow me.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20572
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Michael
All right.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20573
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Michael
How 'bout a toast. Shall I? Here's to good friends.
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All
Cheers.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20575
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Michael
Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20576
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Jim
What was that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20577
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Jan
So music, should we turn some music?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20578
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Michael
Yeah that sounds good.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20579
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Jan
Do you guys remember my old assistant Hunter? He is an excellent songwriter.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20580
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Hunter's CD
You took me by the hand, Made me a man, That one night, You made everything all right, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20581
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Michael
You know what, Hunter was a terrible assistant, that is why Ryan fired him.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20582
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Jan
Well I think he's probably just about as reliable as Pam being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20583
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Angela
Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20584
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Pam
I don't care what they say, I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20585
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Andy
No it's a... hump. There's a hump.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20586
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Jan
Joe Camel!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20587
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Andy
Okay yes, first name of that animal and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20588
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Pam
Montana.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20589
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Jan
Oh!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20590
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Pam
Joe Montana!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20591
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Andy
Yes! Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20592
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Pam
Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20593
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Michael
All right, my my my my turn, my my my my turn, my my my my turn.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20594
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Jan
Babe can you just like really, woah, could you just simmer down?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20595
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Michael
What, no, I'm just making people laugh.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20596
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Jan
No.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20597
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Michael
Yes, I was watching Jim's face.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20598
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Jan
I was watching Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20599
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Michael
And he was laughing.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20600
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Jan
No smiling.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20601
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Michael
Look at him, he's laughing.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20602
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Jim
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called 'Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests' and they're both winning. So I'm going to make a run for it.
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Jim
You'll never guess, I just got a message from my landlord apparently, my apartment flooded, something with a sprinkler. Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20604
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Pam
Oh okay.
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Michael
Well you don't need two of you to do that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20606
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Jim
That's true. Um... dinner sounded delicious. Pam I'll see you at home, thank you so much.
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Pam
Oh Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20608
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Jim
I don't know because I everything I own is there.
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Pam
You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20610
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Michael
That's true, that's a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.
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Andy
Michael, you're up.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20612
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Michael
All right here we go, this is going to be fun, ready. All right first name is Tom-
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20613
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Jan
No no no, no names, no names, no rhyming, no soundalikes.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20614
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Michael
All right, Okay, okay, you're getting inside my head. First name is blank and he goes on a cruise, he goes on a Caribbean CRUISE.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20615
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Angela
I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20616
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Jim
Katie Holmes.
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Michael
No, Baah! But he's married to her!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20618
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Jim
Oh, Dawson's Creek.
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Michael
No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I'm gonna pass, I'm gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20620
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Jan
No rhyming!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20621
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Jim
Not really a rhyme.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20622
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Angela
Another clue, another clue.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20623
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Michael
Okay, he is the governor of California, he is the Terminator.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20624
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Angela
Those aren't helpful.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20625
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Jim
Tom Cruise!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20626
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Michael
No!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20627
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Andy
Time!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20628
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Michael
God, does anybody read the paper?!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20629
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Pam
Oh, thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20630
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Michael
You're welcome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20631
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Jan
I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The um, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20632
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Michael
I don't like that story babe.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20633
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Jan
Come on, it's a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20634
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Michael
Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don't. I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20635
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Jan
You are so right, you're so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20636
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Michael
Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! Aaahhh I'm burning, help me!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20637
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Angela
You shouldn't joke about that.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20638
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Pam
Is there more wine in the kitchen?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20639
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Jan
I will get it, I will get it, what kind of hostess would I be if I didn't get. It's okay, I don't mind. In fact you know what, girl's trip, Angela come on. Girl's trip.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20640
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Jan
Uh, not even close.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20641
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Angela
So you keep a very tidy house.
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Jan
You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath, whew. But I don't have to tell you Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20643
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Pam
No, yeah. What?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20644
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Jan
Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.
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Pam
Oh, are you joking?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20646
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Jan
Well, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20647
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Pam
I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20648
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Angela
I've noticed how you look at him at the office.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20649
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Jan
Mmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20650
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Michael
So I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand. So Jim I noticed you checking out Jan's candles.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20651
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Jim
Oh no she just put it in front of my face.
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Michael
Yeah, did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? $2 billion dollar a year industry. And for only $10,000, you could become a co-owner of 'Serenity by Jan' What do you think about that?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20653
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Andy
Thought about it, I'm in.
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Jim
I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company?
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Michael
I'm sorry. What now?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20656
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Jan
Coming!
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20657
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20658
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Jan
What are you doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20659
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Dwight
We came here to eat dinner and to party, this is a dinner party right?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20660
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Pam
Awesome.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20661
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Jan
What is he doing here?
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20662
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Angela
Yes, What are you doing here?
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Michael
Dwight is my friend.
Season 4 · Episode 9 · Line 20664
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Woman
We weren't invited?
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Michael
You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. Dwight brought glasses and a person.
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Jan
Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.
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