Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 15, 2007.
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Dwight
Wait a minute, Darryl is the client? ...No, no, no. He works here, dumbass.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20368
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Jim
...Right. Spin-serve!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20369
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Michael
How can you do that to me?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20370
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Jan
[looks at Lester]
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20371
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Lester
You can respond, just remember it's all going into the record.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20372
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Jan
Michael, I am not the enemy, OK? Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20373
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Michael
Dunder Mifflin has always treated me with the utmost respect, with loyalty. They were going to give me your job and I should have taken it.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20374
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Jan
Alright, wait. Before you go any further, let me show you what kind of loyalty they have, OK? Lester, please read that part of Wallace's deposition.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20375
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Lester
Starting at paragraph 6. Council: 'Mr. Wallace, regarding Michael Scott, was he a contender to replace Jan Levinson?' David Wallace: 'Yes.'
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20376
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Michael
See? I was his number 1 contender. I was being groomed.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20377
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Lester
Council: 'Was he your first choice?' David Wallace: 'Michael Scott is a fine employee who has been with the company for many years.'
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20378
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Council
Was he in the top 5 of contenders?' David Wallace: 'What do you want me to say? Come on, he's a nice guy. There were many people that I considered.' Council: 'Was he seriously being considered for the corporate job?' David Wallace: 'No.'
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20379
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Lester
I have one more question, Mr. Scott. Wouldn't you agree with Ms. Levinson that the company exhibits a pattern of disrespect toward its employees?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20380
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Michael
...Absolutely not.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20381
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Pam
Yes! Way to go. See that?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20382
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Kelly
Yeah, the floppy haired girl you date won a point.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20383
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Darryl
19, serving 4.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20384
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Kelly
Woooh! Nice baby! Nice one! Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your boyfriend! Cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz he sucks at ping-pong!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20385
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Pam
You know what? I'm sick of this! Let's go, you and me!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20386
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Kelly
What?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20387
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Pam
Let's go. Pick up a paddle.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20388
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Kelly
OK. Bring it on.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20389
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Pam
I am.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20390
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Kelly
Think you can handle this?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20391
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Pam
In my sleep.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20392
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Kelly
OK. Volley for serve, P.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20393
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Pam
O. P.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20394
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Kelly
O.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20395
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Jim
Do you want to go play on the table upstairs?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20396
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Darryl
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20397
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David
Michael. I am very sorry.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20398
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Michael
Oh, hey no biggie. Just...
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20399
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David Wallace
No, no, no, no, no. This was rough. We never meant for you to get caught in the middle of this. I'm very sorry.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20400
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Michael
Hey, David?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20401
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David
Yeah?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20402
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Michael
I think you're a nice guy too.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20403
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David
Thanks, Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20404
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Michael
Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York, so... You expect to get screwed by your company, but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20405
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Michael
What do you want to do for dinner?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20406
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Jan
How about Chinese?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20407
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Michael
Sure trying to save some money... get something cheap.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20408
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Jan
That was my cheap suggestion. Chinese was my cheap suggestion.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20409
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Michael
Do you fast food?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20410
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Jan
Fine, fast food's fine.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20411
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Jim
So, where did you learn how to play?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20412
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Creed
Cambodia. You?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20413
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Jim
My friend's basement. All right, ready to start?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20414
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Creed
Let's do this thing.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20415
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Jim
What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20416
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Creed
We're not playing strip pong? Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20417
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Oscar
I totally see that.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20418
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Jim
Right. There, first...
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20419
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Oscar
Yeah, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20420
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Jim
I think that's the question that you had...
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20421
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Pam
What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20422
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Oscar
It's a problem with the client. I think, Jim...
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20423
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Pam
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Jim, come on, we gotta get in there and practice. Okay? I'm not kidding!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20424
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Jim
Wow.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20425
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Pam
Now. Get good work done. Concentrate.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20426
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Jim
All right.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20427
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Pam
On your backhand.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20428
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Stanley
Booyah!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20429
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Phyllis
Thought we were playing for fun.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20430
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Stanley
No one paid me to say 'Booyah.' Now pick up the ball.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20431
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Phyllis
But it's closer to you.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20432
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Stanley
Now it isn't.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20433
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Jim
What are you guys doing?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20434
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Phyllis
Oh, we're in a meeting.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20435
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Jim
Oh yeah, how long's this meeting going to last?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20436
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Angela
I have next meeting!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20437
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Andy
I played a lot of pong growing up. I spent a lot of time on cruise ships. I'm also a monster snorkler.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20438
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Andy
Okay, you know what, this table's not regulation.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20439
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Jim
Good eye - it's an oval. You're measuring the table.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20440
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Andy
Do you know anything about physics?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20441
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Jim
Do you?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20442
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Andy
Just serve. Let's go. Dammit! These balls are weighted weird, aren't they?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20443
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Jim
Yup.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20444
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Andy
Yeah. Get another one.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20445
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Jim
Now, wait a minute. You're not gonna punch a wall, or me, or anything like that if you don't win the point, are you?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20446
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Andy
I don't know! No, okay, just... serve!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20447
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Michael
I have some, uh, experience. I, um, once had to testify in a traffic accident case.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20448
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Man
Then you're an old hand at this.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20449
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Michael
Yes. My testimony was actually very important, um, because the accident was my fault. Tell Meredith I said it another time.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20450
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Jan
Yes, Michael is going to be cross-examined today, which'll be very, very risky for me, nonetheless, not an easy decision to make, but it's a deposition. It's not going to be in front of a judge. And it's four million dollars.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20451
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Michael
Before we continue, I would like to make an opening statement.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20452
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Man
Fine. Please be brief.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20453
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Michael
Ladies and gentlemen of... the... table. I would just like to say what a joy it is for me to be here today, but frankly, at my age, it's a joy to be anywhere. I'm only forty-four, so I'm not old, and I guess that doesn't really play. But the point is, I have a sense of humor. And I implore you all to have a sense of humor as well. Jan, David, my wonderful girlfriend, my gorgeous company... Why don't we all just take a big deep breath... and just relax. Good. That feels good. All right. Everybody feel better?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20454
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Diane Kelly
Two years ago, when you quote 'kissed and fondled in the Chili's parking lot', were you aware of company guidelines specifically discouraging that behavior?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20455
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Michael
Na, Na-oh, Naa-es.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20456
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Diane Kelly
Yeah, I'm sorry, that's not a word.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20457
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Michael
Ye-ohh. Ye-no.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20458
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Diane Kelly
Okay. Were you aware that when Jan was with you, she claimed to be visiting clients, or, uh, traveling to see her sister in Scottsdale?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20459
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Michael
Very nice!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20460
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Diane Kelly
I'm sorry. Excuse me?
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20461
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Michael
High five!
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20462
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Jan
Sometimes when he gets nervous he, uh, talks like Borat.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20463
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Diane Kelly
Okay, Mr. Scott, would you mind, um, speaking in your normal voice for us. Please.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20464
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Michael
Can't stop.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20465
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Diane Kelly
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20466
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Michael
Forgot normal talk.
Season 4 · Episode 8 · Quote 20467