Michael Scott: “Ladies and gentlemen of... the... table. I would just like to say what a joy it is for me to be…”

Michael

Ladies and gentlemen of... the... table. I would just like to say what a joy it is for me to be here today, but frankly, at my age, it's a joy to be anywhere. I'm only forty-four, so I'm not old, and I guess that doesn't really play. But the point is, I have a sense of humor. And I implore you all to have a sense of humor as well. Jan, David, my wonderful girlfriend, my gorgeous company... Why don't we all just take a big deep breath... and just relax. Good. That feels good. All right. Everybody feel better?

Michael Scott in “The Deposition” · Season 4, episode 8 · Line 20454

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