Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 8, 2007.
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Pam
Hmm.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19994
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Dwight
We're here.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19995
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Michael
Dwight will take my blindfold off when we are deep in the forest. Just the two of us from this point out.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19996
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Dwight
Here we go. Just the two of us
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19997
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Dwight
Here we go, into the wild. Mighty forest. Can you smell the trees and the nature?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19998
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Dwight
Keep going, you're fine. Just some bushes and some thickets Keep going. You wanted wilderness, you got it.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 19999
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Jim
You know, try sending them another invoice.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20000
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Oscar
Ok.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20001
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Jim
Alright. Oh, did you see my memo by the way?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20002
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Oscar
'Let's be honest, as fun as birthdays are we could all use a break from the constant cake, so let's celebrate birthday month in style today.' This is really cool.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20003
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Jim
Right? I was just thinking...
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20004
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Oscar
No, totally, totally. This way we get it all out of the way at once and it could actually be fun.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20005
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Jim
Right! Exactly. Knew I could count on you.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20006
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Dwight
Good a spot as any.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20007
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Michael
What are you doing? Stop. Dwight, Dwight. Just --
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20008
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Dwight
I'm just --
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20009
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Michael
Stop.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20010
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Dwight
Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction. Behold.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20011
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Michael
Alright, good. Thank you, Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20012
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Dwight
Here's your knife. Here's your duct tape.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20013
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Michael
Alright, very good. Ahh, OK.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20014
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Dwight
Good luck, Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20015
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Michael
Thanks for the ride. OK. Leave me be, Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20016
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Meredith
Hey, Jim, can I have my own cake?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20017
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Jim
What's that?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20018
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Meredith
I really prefer devils food cake.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20019
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Jim
Oh, sure.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20020
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Meredith
Yes!
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20021
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Jim
OK.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20022
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Pam
Wow! That was easy.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20023
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Jim
Yeah, people like me I guess.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20024
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Creed
Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20025
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Creed
I hate devils food.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20026
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Jim
Well I think Meredith was just --
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20027
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Creed
Screw Meredith, I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20028
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Jim
Everybody's birthday.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20029
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Creed
Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20030
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Jim
What do you want?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20031
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Creed
I want pie. I want peach pie.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20032
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Jim
You want a birthday pie?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20033
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Creed
I want a nice cobbler.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20034
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Jim
Well, I'm gonna to talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20035
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Creed
I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20036
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Jim
It will be Angela.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20037
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Creed
You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20038
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Michael
Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here...
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20039
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Dwight
I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support, but I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. But I will never let him lose his dignity.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20040
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Michael
There we go. Much better. Now everything I brought with me can be used. My sport coat here, can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20041
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Michael
I'm going to wear what was once one of my pant legs.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20042
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Michael
See, this is a beautiful piece of material This could be used for all sorts of things.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20043
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Michael
Some sort of kerchief to keep my neck nice and comfortable.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20044
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Andy
Tuna.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20045
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Jim
Andy.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20046
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Andy
Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20047
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Jim
Not your birthday.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20048
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Andy
Well, I'm just saying, you know, if you want to make people happy, namely me, you will have a Fudgie the Whale.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20049
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Jim
Alright, I'll look into it, but the answer's no.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20050
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Andy
Wow, OK, harsh. Just don't expect me to show up.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20051
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Jim
Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20052
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Andy
Loud and clear.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20053
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Jim
Alright.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20054
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Andy
Pizza rolls.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20055
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Jim
OK, I'm gonna go into this office here to do some work. So I will be in here.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20056
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Andy
Mushroom caps.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20057
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Michael
I am totally alone right now, with only my thoughts. I love it. I'm loving it. I can literally say anything I want. No one is gonna here me. Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs! I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS! Doesn't even matter.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20058
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Dwight
Michael is a man of great depth and passion. I don't know what he's searching for out here. I hope he finds it. Lunch.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20059
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Michael
Well it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants. Several hours in, time for me to find some nourishment. Now, these woods are full of creatures that can sustain human life. Things like, uh, squirrels, nice juicy rabbit would be delicious.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20060
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Dwight
About two more minutes.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20061
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Michael
I have made this spear, with which I will impale my dinner. And it couldn't come a moment too soon because I have been without food for a good three hours or so. I'm startin' to feel it a little bit. Ohh... It's Creed's birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, buddy.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20062
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Meredith
What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday, so what if there's a lot of them?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20063
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Kevin
Yeah, I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20064
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Stanley
I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20065
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Oscar
Why don't you just have an apple?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20066
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Stanley
Why don't you mind your business?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20067
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Creed
Listen, I figured this out. Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago, so he doesn't care.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20068
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Oscar
Probably went to his head.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20069
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Creed
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20070
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Oscar
Hey, Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20071
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Jim
Hey guys, what're we talking about?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20072
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Creed
Nothing! Nothing going on. We're talking about nothing. C'mon gang.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20073
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Michael
Well if you take a look at this, I tented my pants. I've made myself a nice pants tent shelter. And this little guy may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20074
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Dwight
Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... on.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20075
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Toby
Hey Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20076
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Jim
Toby.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20077
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Toby
Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays. Great idea.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20078
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Jim
Oh, thanks man.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20079
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Toby
Yeah...
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20080
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Jim
Is there anything --
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20081
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Toby
My birthday was two months ago.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20082
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Jim
Oh, OK.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20083
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Toby
There was no party.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20084
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Jim
What?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20085
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Toby
Well, it... there was. But Michael scheduled it for 4:58 on a Friday. You know, people sang in the parking lot.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20086
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Jim
I remember that.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20087
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Toby
I don't know, I just thought you could include me.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20088
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Jim
Seriously?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20089
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Toby
I just though you could add me. I don't see the harm in that.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20090
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Jim
Toby's great. He's great, but sometimes he can be a little bit much. I don't see the harm in that. Well, it's a cake Toby, so, c'mon.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20091
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Jim
OK. Yeah, you know what, we're just gonna throw you in. Because more the merrier, right?
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20092
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Angela
No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. You can't just change plans willy nilly and expect these little magic party elves to do your bidding. We already have devils food, peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps.
Season 4 · Episode 7 · Quote 20093