Michael Scott: “Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the…”

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Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here...

Michael Scott in “Survivor Man” · Season 4, episode 7 · Line 20039

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