"Branch Wars" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 4, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2007.

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  1. Dwight

    Okay, that is so mean! You know what, I'm not going.

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  2. Michael

    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dwight, you're handsome. You're a very handsome man, get in the car.

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  3. Dwight

    Woohoo!

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  4. Pam

    So, there was no sales call.

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  5. Jim

    Nnnno. Uh, turns out, it was just a really bad idea involving fire. But I think I fixed it.

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  6. Pam

    Wait, you're going along with this now?

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  7. Jim

    I have to. Pam, if I'm not there, someone's going to go to jail. Or die.

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  8. Pam

    Right. And, you wouldn't be able to talk to Karen.

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  9. Jim

    Well, I promise you that has nothing to do with it.

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  10. Pam

    A little bit.

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  11. Jim

    Well, yeah I don't want to see her get physically harmed, that's for sure.

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  12. Pam

    Because you love her? Because you love her very much?

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  13. Jim

    All right, I'm gonna go now.

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  14. Pam

    Okay. Have fun with your girlfriend!

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  15. Jim

    Okay, I will.

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  16. Pam

    I'm kidding around. We joke about that stuff all the time. I'm not really the jealous type, so, I don't care if Jim sees Karen. I care a little.

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  17. Security guard

    They sprayed me in the eye.

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  18. Dwight

    Scranton rules!

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  19. Michael

    Dwight! Stop it! Can you help me please, I'm being crushed.

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  20. Michael

    Would it have killed you to spend the afternoon making love to her in a motel room? Like I begged you to? Pam would have understood. Heck, Pam would have done it.

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  21. Dwight

    Pam is down for anything.

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  22. Jim

    You embarrassed me.

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  23. Michael

    You embarrassed us.

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  24. Dwight

    Yeah. We shoulda brought Andy. I cut a chunk out of my penis for nothing.

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