Every line from The Office season 4, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2007.
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Dwight
Okay, that is so mean! You know what, I'm not going.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19870
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Michael
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dwight, you're handsome. You're a very handsome man, get in the car.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19871
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Dwight
Woohoo!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19872
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Pam
So, there was no sales call.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19873
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Jim
Nnnno. Uh, turns out, it was just a really bad idea involving fire. But I think I fixed it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19874
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Pam
Wait, you're going along with this now?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19875
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Jim
I have to. Pam, if I'm not there, someone's going to go to jail. Or die.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19876
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Pam
Right. And, you wouldn't be able to talk to Karen.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19877
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Jim
Well, I promise you that has nothing to do with it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19878
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Pam
A little bit.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19879
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Jim
Well, yeah I don't want to see her get physically harmed, that's for sure.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19880
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Pam
Because you love her? Because you love her very much?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19881
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Jim
All right, I'm gonna go now.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19882
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Pam
Okay. Have fun with your girlfriend!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19883
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Jim
Okay, I will.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19884
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Pam
I'm kidding around. We joke about that stuff all the time. I'm not really the jealous type, so, I don't care if Jim sees Karen. I care a little.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19885
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Security guard
They sprayed me in the eye.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19886
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Dwight
Scranton rules!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19887
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Michael
Dwight! Stop it! Can you help me please, I'm being crushed.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19888
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Michael
Would it have killed you to spend the afternoon making love to her in a motel room? Like I begged you to? Pam would have understood. Heck, Pam would have done it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19889
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Dwight
Pam is down for anything.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19890
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Jim
You embarrassed me.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19891
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Michael
You embarrassed us.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19892
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Dwight
Yeah. We shoulda brought Andy. I cut a chunk out of my penis for nothing.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19893