Every line from The Office season 4, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2007.
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Dwight
He's lying.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19670
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Michael
Yep, get it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19671
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Jim
What are you doing? Stop it, Dwight!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19672
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Dwight
Gah-ah-hah-ha!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19673
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Jim
Are you kidding me?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19674
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Dwight
No communication with the outside world Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19675
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Michael
It had to be done, it had to be done.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19676
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Jim
Well, that kind of sucks, because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it, so...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19677
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Dwight
Oh no, that is too bad. Shoot.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19678
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19679
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Michael
Hey Dwight, he found it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19680
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Jim
You know what? I'm just going to call a cab from here.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19681
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Michael
Alright, you're going to miss the best prank ever.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19682
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Jim
Alright. Wait, what are you planning on doing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19683
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Michael
Do you really wanna know?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19684
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Jim
Oh, God.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19685
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Michael
Follow me, come here. Here's what we brought, we brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought silly string, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19686
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Dwight
Or real bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19687
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Michael
No, no, not real bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19688
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Dwight
Yeah, come on, it will be so badass.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19689
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Michael
Uh, maybe, maybe, I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19690
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Jim
No.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19691
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Michael
It could be badass. Yeah, it will.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19692
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Jim
No, no absolutely we are not doing this.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19693
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Dwight
Come on, I already filled the bottles with the gas, it's going to be so badass.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19694
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Jim
Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19695
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Michael
Teach her to offer Stanley more money.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19696
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Jim
So the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume. And a moustache.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19697
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Michael
So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the sex?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19698
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Jim
What?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19699
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Michael
I can't imagine the sex being bad, I mean her body is...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19700
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Jim
Okay, you know what?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19701
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Michael
...awesome.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19702
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Jim
Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19703
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Michael
Okay, I will start. Um, 'A.' 'A' my name is Alan, and my wife's name is Alice, we live in Alaska, and we sell... Damn it! What do we sell? Um...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19704
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Jim
It doesn't matter.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19705
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Michael
I'm trying to think of what we could sell.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19706
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Jim
Doesn't matter.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19707
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Michael
Ah, la, la, la. What is that? That sound... The air-conditioning leaking or something?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19708
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Jim
That doesn't make sense, couldn't be.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19709
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Michael
What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19710
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Dwight
I'm peeing in this empty can.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19711
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Jim
Oh my God!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19712
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Michael
Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19713
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Dwight
Well you said that we couldn't make anymore stops, and I really had to go.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19714
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Jim
Michael, watch the road!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19715
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Dwight
Hey, you're making me spray!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19716
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Michael
I'll kill you man!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19717
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Jim
Michael! Michael, pull over!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19718
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Michael
That is just so disgusting!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19719
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Jim
Pull over, pull over!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19720
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Dwight
I think I cut my penis on the lid!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19721
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Oscar
Can you imagine a life where all you have to do is summer in the Italian countryside?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19722
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Toby
I know right? I just want to go, and look at art, and swim in the Adriatic.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19723
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Pam
And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do. I mean it's the best male protagonist we've read, right?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19724
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Andy
Totally, I mean, come on, such a free spirit.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19725
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19726
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Andy
Just came to discuss my favorite E.M. Forester novel. Pam, these finger sandwiches look finger-lickin' delicious Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19727
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Pam
Uh, I'm sorry Andy, but this is a closed club.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19728
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Andy
The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally, it's where I need to be. The party planning committee is my back up, and Kevin's band is my safety.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19729
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Andy
Fine. I'll just sit here, in the common area, and read my book. Which just happens to be the very same book you're reading.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19730
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Toby
Alright, just know that you're not in the Finer Things Club.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19731
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Andy
Why can't I be in the club?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19732
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Jim
I can't believe we're here, I can't believe this is happening.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19733
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Dwight
Believe it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19734
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Michael
Afro wig, do you want the afro wig?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19735
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Jim
No, Michael. I'm not leaving the car.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19736
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Michael
Yeah, Dwight, here's how it's going to go down. You and I-
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19737
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Jim
Guy's going by. Shh.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19738
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Michael
You and I are going to sneak inside and pretend that we are warehouse workers. And then we will silly string the beejeezus out of the place.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19739
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Dwight
And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guy in the eye with the jumbo chalk.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19740
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Jim
No, no, you won't do that. Nope.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19741
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Dwight
Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19742
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Jim
Dwight, nothing with the eyes, please?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19743
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Dwight
Okay, Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19744
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Jim
Oh my God, that's her! That's her, go, go, go.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19745
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Dwight
Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19746
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Jim
Shut up, you, shut up! This is the dumbest thing we've ever done.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19747
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Pam
I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion. And that also brought up themes of, uh, you know, fate and coincidence. And Lucy's torn between these two things. She's torn between passion and convention.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19748
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Kevin
Damn it!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19749
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Pam
It just- To be making a case for passion in Edwardian times, I thought was, uh...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19750
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19751
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Kevin
Damn it!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19752
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Pam
Maybe sort of ahead of his time as a writer.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19753
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Oscar
Very brave.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19754
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Pam
Very brave choice also, I thought.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19755
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Oscar
And George, his- his youthfulness. His, um, freedom. Evokes, um, um, feeling, um, to the, um... What are you microwaving!?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19756
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Phyllis
Popcorn.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19757
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Pam
Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19758
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Phyllis
Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19759
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Andy
So, Stanley, are you really outta here?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19760
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Stanley
Yep, looks that way.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19761
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Andy
I'm gonna miss you man, you've been like an uncle to me. Like a kind old uncle Remus. I wanna stay in touch.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19762
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Michael
We are in a stairwell.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19763
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Dwight
We are climbing some stairs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19764
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Dwight
I'm breathing heavily.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19765
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Jim
Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19766
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Dwight
Well...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19767
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Michael
There's a guy, there's a guy.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19768
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Dwight
There's a security guard coming by. Hello, we're warehouse workers. Would you like more proof?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Line 19769