Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2007.
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Dwight
He's lying.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19670
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Michael
Yep, get it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19671
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Jim
What are you doing? Stop it, Dwight!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19672
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Dwight
Gah-ah-hah-ha!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19673
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Jim
Are you kidding me?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19674
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Dwight
No communication with the outside world Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19675
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Michael
It had to be done, it had to be done.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19676
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Jim
Well, that kind of sucks, because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it, so...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19677
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Dwight
Oh no, that is too bad. Shoot.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19678
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19679
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Michael
Hey Dwight, he found it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19680
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Jim
You know what? I'm just going to call a cab from here.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19681
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Michael
Alright, you're going to miss the best prank ever.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19682
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Jim
Alright. Wait, what are you planning on doing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19683
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Michael
Do you really wanna know?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19684
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Jim
Oh, God.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19685
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Michael
Follow me, come here. Here's what we brought, we brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought silly string, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19686
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Dwight
Or real bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19687
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Michael
No, no, not real bombs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19688
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Dwight
Yeah, come on, it will be so badass.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19689
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Michael
Uh, maybe, maybe, I don't know.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19690
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Jim
No.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19691
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Michael
It could be badass. Yeah, it will.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19692
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Jim
No, no absolutely we are not doing this.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19693
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Dwight
Come on, I already filled the bottles with the gas, it's going to be so badass.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19694
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Jim
Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19695
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Michael
Teach her to offer Stanley more money.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19696
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Jim
So the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume. And a moustache.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19697
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Michael
So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the sex?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19698
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Jim
What?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19699
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Michael
I can't imagine the sex being bad, I mean her body is...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19700
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Jim
Okay, you know what?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19701
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Michael
...awesome.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19702
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Jim
Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19703
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Michael
Okay, I will start. Um, 'A.' 'A' my name is Alan, and my wife's name is Alice, we live in Alaska, and we sell... Damn it! What do we sell? Um...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19704
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Jim
It doesn't matter.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19705
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Michael
I'm trying to think of what we could sell.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19706
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Jim
Doesn't matter.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19707
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Michael
Ah, la, la, la. What is that? That sound... The air-conditioning leaking or something?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19708
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Jim
That doesn't make sense, couldn't be.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19709
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Michael
What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19710
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Dwight
I'm peeing in this empty can.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19711
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Jim
Oh my God!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19712
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Michael
Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19713
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Dwight
Well you said that we couldn't make anymore stops, and I really had to go.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19714
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Jim
Michael, watch the road!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19715
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Dwight
Hey, you're making me spray!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19716
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Michael
I'll kill you man!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19717
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Jim
Michael! Michael, pull over!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19718
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Michael
That is just so disgusting!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19719
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Jim
Pull over, pull over!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19720
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Dwight
I think I cut my penis on the lid!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19721
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Oscar
Can you imagine a life where all you have to do is summer in the Italian countryside?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19722
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Toby
I know right? I just want to go, and look at art, and swim in the Adriatic.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19723
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Pam
And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do. I mean it's the best male protagonist we've read, right?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19724
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Andy
Totally, I mean, come on, such a free spirit.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19725
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19726
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Andy
Just came to discuss my favorite E.M. Forester novel. Pam, these finger sandwiches look finger-lickin' delicious Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19727
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Pam
Uh, I'm sorry Andy, but this is a closed club.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19728
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Andy
The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally, it's where I need to be. The party planning committee is my back up, and Kevin's band is my safety.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19729
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Andy
Fine. I'll just sit here, in the common area, and read my book. Which just happens to be the very same book you're reading.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19730
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Toby
Alright, just know that you're not in the Finer Things Club.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19731
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Andy
Why can't I be in the club?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19732
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Jim
I can't believe we're here, I can't believe this is happening.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19733
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Dwight
Believe it.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19734
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Michael
Afro wig, do you want the afro wig?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19735
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Jim
No, Michael. I'm not leaving the car.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19736
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Michael
Yeah, Dwight, here's how it's going to go down. You and I-
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19737
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Jim
Guy's going by. Shh.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19738
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Michael
You and I are going to sneak inside and pretend that we are warehouse workers. And then we will silly string the beejeezus out of the place.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19739
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Dwight
And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guy in the eye with the jumbo chalk.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19740
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Jim
No, no, you won't do that. Nope.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19741
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Dwight
Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19742
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Jim
Dwight, nothing with the eyes, please?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19743
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Dwight
Okay, Jim.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19744
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Jim
Oh my God, that's her! That's her, go, go, go.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19745
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Dwight
Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19746
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Jim
Shut up, you, shut up! This is the dumbest thing we've ever done.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19747
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Pam
I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion. And that also brought up themes of, uh, you know, fate and coincidence. And Lucy's torn between these two things. She's torn between passion and convention.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19748
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Kevin
Damn it!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19749
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Pam
It just- To be making a case for passion in Edwardian times, I thought was, uh...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19750
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19751
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Kevin
Damn it!
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19752
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Pam
Maybe sort of ahead of his time as a writer.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19753
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Oscar
Very brave.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19754
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Pam
Very brave choice also, I thought.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19755
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Oscar
And George, his- his youthfulness. His, um, freedom. Evokes, um, um, feeling, um, to the, um... What are you microwaving!?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19756
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Phyllis
Popcorn.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19757
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Pam
Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19758
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Phyllis
Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19759
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Andy
So, Stanley, are you really outta here?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19760
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Stanley
Yep, looks that way.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19761
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Andy
I'm gonna miss you man, you've been like an uncle to me. Like a kind old uncle Remus. I wanna stay in touch.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19762
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Michael
We are in a stairwell.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19763
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Dwight
We are climbing some stairs.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19764
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Dwight
I'm breathing heavily.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19765
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Jim
Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19766
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Dwight
Well...
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19767
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Michael
There's a guy, there's a guy.
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19768
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Dwight
There's a security guard coming by. Hello, we're warehouse workers. Would you like more proof?
Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19769