Every line from The Office season 4, episode 11, in script order. First aired April 24, 2008.
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Ryan
No. Guys, I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?
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Dwight
I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21376
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Michael
Shh, just stop. Here's what you do. You tell him that you're his friend and that you're gonna help him and that everyone's gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who's selling him drugs and then you get that guy and you flip up, turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people who's really really bad. Been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.
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Ryan
Guys, I'm going to sleep. You can leave the light on if you want, but please stop talking, OK?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21378
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Dwight
OK. Good night Ryan.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21379
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Michael
Best night ever.
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Michael
Like I said, it's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness. And how can I be lonely with my boys? Like a famous person once said, Boys on the side. But I don't, I disagree, I say... let's hear it for the boys.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21381
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Hank Doyle
Son of a bitch.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21382
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Michael
You're gonna be okay, it's gonna...
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Dwight
Ohhh, man! There it goes.
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Michael
Ahh, ooh!
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Dwight
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.
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Michael
Come on, come on.
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Dwight
That'll come out of the upholstery. Oh, man. He threw up in the back of the taxi.
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Ryan
Dehydration.
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Michael
Here we go, let's sit down.
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Dwight
It's dehydration. He went to the bathroom at the club like fifteen times.
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Michael
All right, shhh. Dwight, leave him alone.
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Troy
Hey, don't blame me for what Ryan does. I'm not his dad. I'm his friend, okay? And friends are there to help you have a good time. And sell you the stuff you need to have a good time.
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Michael
You had a rough night tonight. But your life is very good, my friend. You've got a great job, you... you can have any woman you want, you're good looking, you, you know...
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Dwight
Friends with a hobbit.
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Michael
Frien..sss...yes, you're friends with a hobbit, and... look where you live. I mean, you've got it all.
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Ryan
Yeah, New York is great.
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Michael
No, I mean this apartment building, it's fantastic.
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Ryan
Oh, this, this is not my apartment. This, this is the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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Michael
Well, now I can say that I went to a museum.
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Phyllis
I don't understand. Which one is that?
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Pam
That's the other Boleyn girl.
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Phyllis
Oh.
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Oscar
Honestly, the book is so much better than this.
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Pam
Shh.
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Stanley
Ah, we don't know. They didn't give him his Christmas bonus this year, so...
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Hank Doyle
Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks!
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Jim
Will do. I'll stop calling.
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Kelly
Was he still there?
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Jim
No, that was his wife, so he's on his way.
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Kevin
Jim, how long? I have to go to the bathroom.
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Jim
Well, he'll be here really soon, Kev.
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Angela
If you hadn't made us stay, we'd all be home by now.
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Stanley
Somebody's always got to be a hero.
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Kelly
I'm so cold, I'm gonna faint. If I faint, it's totally your fault, Jim.
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Jim
Let's be honest, it's not totally my fault. Shared responsibility.
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Pam
Mmm?
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Jim
Oh, I just mean if you, if you didn't lock the door, then we could be upstairs where it's warmer.
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Pam
I'm supposed to turn the lock when I leave, it's part of my job.
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Jim
Is that... I didn't know that was your... okay, so we're in agreement, this is not ideal... situation.
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Michael
Ryan?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Michael
Do you ever miss us?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21423
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Ryan
Not really. New York is...so great.
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Michael
Ryan?
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Ryan
Yes.
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Michael
Do you remember what color my eyes are?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21427
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Dwight
Hazel. They're hazel.
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Michael
Dwight, I asked him.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21429
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Ryan
No, I, I was going to say hazel, yeah.
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Michael
Really?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Michael
Not just because he said it?
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Ryan
No.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21434
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Michael
Ryan?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Line 21435
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Ryan
You're my friend, Michael. OK?
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