Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 11, in script order. First aired April 24, 2008.
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Ryan
Did you want a place where we could meet older women?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21275
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Michael
I would love a place where we could meet older
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21276
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Ryan
Hell yeah. I'll hook it up.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21277
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Michael
Ahh, wow. That's dangerous.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21278
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Ryan
Check again, Ryan Howard.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21279
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Dwight
Excuse me.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21280
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Tall Girl #1
Yeah?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21281
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Dwight
How did you all find each other?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21282
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Tall Girl #1
Uh, we're the Jersey State Varsity Basketball team. Northeast Regional Champs.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21283
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All Girls
Wooo!
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21284
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Dwight
Amazons.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21285
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Ryan
It's off. It's not the dude I know. It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21286
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Michael
You're kidding.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21287
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Ryan
Let's bail.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21288
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Dwight
Ok, wai, wai, wai, wait, wait. You two, Jersey State girls, let's go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21289
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Tall Girl #2
We're not going unless we can all go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21290
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Dwight
OK. You know what, fine. Let's go, two girls to a guy. Come on, let's do it. C'mon, Ryan. Move out. OK, three or four with him. Let's go, c'mon. Here we go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21291
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Toby
Hey, look what I found in the back. Wanna play? Teach you to throw.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21292
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Pam
I know how to throw a football.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21293
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Toby
Course you do.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21294
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Andy
Yeah, Pam! Hit me up! Go long. Woo!
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21295
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Meredith
Owww!
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21296
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Kevin
Oh God.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21297
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Bartender
There you go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21298
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Dwight
Wait, wait a minute, what's this, I didn't order this?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21299
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Bartender
It's for you. From them.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21300
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Dwight
Oh.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21301
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Troy
What are you doing man?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21302
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Dwight
It's not safe. Anything could have been in there. Nice try.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21303
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Michael
I've never met anyone who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21304
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Girl in 2nd club
That's one aspect of small pet grooming. What do you do?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21305
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Michael
I am a bank teller.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21306
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Michael
Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21307
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Girl in 2nd club
Cool.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21308
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Michael
I think so.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21309
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Girl in 2nd club
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21310
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Michael
Yeah, I have fun.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21311
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Girl in 2nd club
I'm just gonna just use the powder room.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21312
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Michael
All right.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21313
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Girl in 2nd club
So I'll see ya soon.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21314
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Michael
Very perfect. Oh my This needs to be shared.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21315
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Michael
She washes dogs.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21316
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Ryan
You're doing it man.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21317
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Michael
I know. I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think I want her to meet my mom.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21318
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Ryan
Hey man, you ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they'll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare's gonna rule the world?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21319
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Michael
Yeah, maybe.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21320
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Ryan
It's inevitable, right?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21321
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Michael
Hmm...
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21322
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Jim
Please don't pick up, please don't pick up, please don't pick up.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21323
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Hank Doyle
Hello?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21324
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Jim
Haaank. Is that you?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21325
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Hank Doyle
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21326
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Jim
Still haven't left the house yet, huh?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21327
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Hank Doyle
I'll get ready to leave.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21328
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Jim
Good. Please hurry.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21329
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Hank Doyle
Stop calling me so I can put on my damn socks!
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21330
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Jim
Will do. I'll stop calling.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21331
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Michael
I am. I am getting out there. Well, no I've asked a lot of girls to dance mom. They're just, it's not... Yes, I shaved above my neck. Oh my God, mom, I gotta go. One of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21332
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Pam
Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21333
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Oscar
Why?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21334
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Pam
I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned, like Scrambled Egg Saturday.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21335
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Toby
More like 'Everyone let's get your boss laid Saturday.' I have an announcement uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I'm finally gonna do it. So, I'm just gonna hop the fence and jog home now.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21336
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Michael
Those girls really wailed on you bad.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21337
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Ryan
Why wouldn't they let me dance?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21338
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Michael
Well...
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21339
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Troy
OK I gotta go. Do not take him to a hospital.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21340
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Michael
Pretty weird.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21341
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Tall Girl #1
You have to go with me.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21342
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Dwight
I do, I have to go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21343
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Tall Girl #1
Stay. Stay, please?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21344
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Dwight
No, I have to go. Good luck against Conn College, alright?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21345
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Tall Girl #1
Call me.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21346
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Dwight
Uh huh. I'm not gonna call her.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21347
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Michael
Let's go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21348
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Ryan
I don't wanna go back in.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21349
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Michael
I know, here we go.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21350
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Jim
Cleaning people. Oscar. OK, so all you need to do is explain to them what happened, 'cause I think they can help us.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21351
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Oscar
Why are you assuming they only speak Spanish?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21352
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Jim
I... just... if they speak Spanish.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21353
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Oscar
Good evening, we locked ourselves in. Nosotros trabajamos aqui, nos trancamos, OK?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21354
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Cleaning lady
Ohh...
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21355
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Oscar
They
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21356
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Jim
Lucky us.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21357
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Ryan
This is a one time thing, you know that right?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21358
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Dwight
Wow.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21359
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Michael
This is it.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21360
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Dwight
All right.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21361
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Michael
This is where the magic happens.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21362
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Dwight
Nice.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21363
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Michael
Very nice.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21364
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Ryan
One of you guys can have the sofa, and one of you guys can have...
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21365
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Dwight
I got sofa. I got sofa.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21366
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Michael
Dwight, I'm the boss.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21367
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Dwight
I got floor.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21368
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Michael
Case anyone needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don't wannna get my head stepped on.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21369
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Dwight
Do you want me to sing you a song my mother used to sing me, when we were sick?
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21370
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Ryan
No.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21371
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Michael
Dwight, shh shh. Dwight. Leave him alone.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21372
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Dwight
It's a lullaby.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21373
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Michael
Shh. Ryan, Ryan, we're going to take your clothes off.
Season 4 · Episode 11 · Quote 21374