Every line from The Office season 4, episode 11, in script order. First aired April 24, 2008.
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Michael
Ryan's assistant told us that he would be at this club this evening. It is called Prerogative.
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Michael
Place is packed.
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Dwight
Fire hazard.
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Michael
Packed with beautiful babies. Swingers. Classic. John Favreau, tall guy from DodgeBall.
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Dwight
Women look like white slaves.
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Michael
No, they're just hotties.
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Ryan
I don't know man, when you think about it, Cabo's really the third world. I don't go to a place like that to see more poverty you know. You go there to get some glamour.
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Michael
Hey.
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Ryan
Michael.
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Michael
Hey!
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Ryan
What are you doing here?
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Michael
Well you know, just taking you up on your offer to party, so tada.
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Ryan
That is so awesome man!
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Michael
Alright!
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Ryan
And you brought this guy!
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Michael
Yeah.
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Ryan
Aww!
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Michael
Ryan, it's Michael and Dwight.
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Ryan
I know it's you guys.
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Michael
Ok.
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Ryan
I'm so psyched you're here!
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Michael
Well.
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Ryan
Woooo!
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Michael
Alright!
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Ryan
Let's get a drink.
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Michael
Let's do it!
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Jim
Thanks a lot guys, Good job.
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Kevin
Later.
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Jim
Nice job everybody. Great work.
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Stanley
Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?
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Jim
Nope. I didn't, but let's go inside and I can call him right now.
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Pam
You can't, I locked the office from the inside when we left.
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Stanley
Perfect, you guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in an hour, you're both dead.
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Pam
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, 'What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?' He said, 'If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'
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Ryan
Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine, this is Troy.
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Michael
Hey, nice to meet you.
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Troy
Hey, how ya doing?
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Dwight
Hey, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character.
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Ryan
Ah, he basically is man. He's a regular banking wizard.
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Dwight
No, no, no. Not a wizard, a hobbit.
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Ryan
Bottle service ya'll?
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Michael
Oh ok, all I know is I would like some chicken fingers and a Midori Sour.
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Waitress
We don't serve food here.
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Michael
Oh ok, then just bring me two cups, one with olives and another filled with maraschino cherries.
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Dwight
Do you live in a regular sized house?
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Ryan
Yeah. He's a normal guy, he's cool.
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Jim
You really don't have his phone number?
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Pam
I told you, I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?
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Toby
I might have it in here.
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Pam
Aw! That's great Toby.
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Toby
It's so random that I have it.
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Pam
Toby, you're the best.
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Toby
When I put it in I thought it would be a waste of time, but I guess it was worth it.
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Jim
Great, It's under here as Security Guard home. Did you not get his name? Or...
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Toby
No.
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Jim
It's ringing. Does anybody have his name? Quick.
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Andy
Yes, it's Eddie.
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Jim
It's not, it's not Eddie, it's ah, Evan or...
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Creed
Hank, his name is Hank.
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Jim
No guys his name's not Hank, it's ah, is it Edgar?
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Phyllis
Elliot.
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Oscar
Elliot!
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Jim
Is it Elliot? Hey ch... chief, this is Jim Halpert from um... where you work. You're the guy who sits behind the desk... you're, you're the, the Afri... African-American guy, I mean you're. Ah... Who, Who've I got here?
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Ryan
Dwight Schrute man. How's Schrute Farms?
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Dwight
Good.
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Ryan
This guy owns his own beet farm.
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Troy
Insane.
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Dwight
Well it's weevil season but we were prepared.
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Ryan
Weevils, what a crazy word man. What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?
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Dwight
They lay their eggs inside the unripe beet root, then come spring time the babies eat their way out.
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Ryan
Crazy. That's too much for me man, I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
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Dwight
You've already been several times.
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Dwight
Maybe you have some kinda bladder infection.
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Ryan
I don't know, maybe.
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Dwight
I'll order you some cranberry juice.
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Ryan
With vodka, you're the best.
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Dwight
Do you have powers?
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Jim
Oh thank you Hank. You are a lifesaver, Hank. Appreciate it. Alright, so Hank is gonna come down here and he's gonna let us all out. He said it should just be under an hour, so... we did it.
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Oscar
We should all make sure to give him a big tip this Christmas.
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Toby
Sorry guys, but I don't think I tipped him for last year's.
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Angela
Yeah, neither did I.
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Phyllis
Jim was supposed to collect it.
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Jim
Yup...
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Kevin
Way to go, man.
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Kelly
Now he's never gonna come.
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Andy
By a show of hands, who thinks we're a better couple than Jim and Pam?
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Pam
Phyllis.
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Michael
I umm, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting 'Back to the Future.' 'Back' because it's on my back and 'Future' because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie.
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Girl in Club
I've never heard of that movie.
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Michael
Back to the Future? Oh, wow. Well you should take a, a film education course.
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Girl in Club
How old are you?
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Michael
Forty... I'm in my forties.
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Girl in Club
Wow. That's so cool.
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Michael
Nuhh...
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Girl in Club
Well I'm gonna go back to my group now.
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Michael
Oh, OK.
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Girl in Club
Thanks for the drink.
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Michael
You are welcome.
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Michael
This place is like sexy pre-school.
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