Every line from The Office season 3, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 28, 2006.
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Michael
Ah.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9962
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Angela
Sign.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9963
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Michael
Per-diem. Perrrr-diiiiieeeemmmm! You know, Ryan, it's all about the Benjamins.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9964
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Ryan
Fun jeans.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9965
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Michael
Right there.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9966
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Ryan
Fourth quarter projections for Jan?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9967
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Michael
Yes. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9968
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Ryan
Will do.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9969
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Michael
Sure you don't want to come?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9970
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Ryan
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9971
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Michael
Gonna be fun! Change your mind we can get you a cot.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9972
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Ryan
[shakes his head]
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9973
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Michael
A couple of years ago, I went to one in Hartford. 'Connecticut.' And Todd Packer and I went to this bar and met a girl. And Packer decides to make out with her. Turns out that her boyfriend is the bouncer at the bar. I love this. The bouncer chases us out to Packer's Vette, jump in the Vette, he
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9974
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Michael
See that factory?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9975
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Dwight
Mm-hm.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9976
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Michael
I almost worked there.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9977
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Dwight
No!
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9978
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Michael
Yup. Yeah, I applied for a job there.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9979
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Dwight
What would you have done? Been manager?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9980
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Michael
I was going to be a bottle capper.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9981
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Dwight
You? A bottle capper?!
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9982
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Michael
I know, I know. Crazy world. Crazy, crazy world.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9983
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Josh
Yes, I'm aware of Jan and Michael's... history. Um, I don't really like to talk about it 'cause it's unprofessional. Kind of gross.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9984
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Michael
Josh reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Big football star, girls loved him. Whatever. Guess what he's doing now. He's a TV announcer for the Eagles. Up in the... He doesn't even get to play in the game, I mean.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9985
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Dwight
So, you ever been convicted of a felony?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9986
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Josh
What? Uh, no. Uh, I want you to make sure you call Karen and get her to fax that vendor list over.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9987
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Dwight
Misdemeanor?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9988
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Josh
Um... When I was in the Coast Guard, a couple of us broke into the women's barracks and we got arrested for trespassing.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9989
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Dwight
Coast Guard? So you know how to fight underwater?
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9990
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Josh
[stunned]
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9991
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Jan
Josh, um... Why don't you come up to my room for a couple of minutes and we can just go over the schedule for tomorrow together.
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9992
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Josh
Can we do it over breakfast? It'll be...
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9993
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Jan
A quick drink?
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Josh
Thanks, but maybe another time.
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Jan
Great!
Season 3 · Episode 2 · Line 9996