Every line from The Office season 3, episode 21, in script order. First aired May 3, 2007.
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Stanley
Okay, you need to stop that right now.
Season 3 · Episode 21 · Line 16040
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Bob
Phyllis, you okay? You sure?
Season 3 · Episode 21 · Line 16041
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Andy
Hey good lookin', what ya got cookin'?
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Dwight
I got nothing cooking, it's cooked. It's borscht and its served cold.
Season 3 · Episode 21 · Line 16043
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Andy
Hey listen, I'm sure everyone's already told you but, your presentation out there, was pretty inspiring stuff. Must be nice being a woman around here, knowing they have a protector in you.
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Dwight
If you are trying to kiss my ass, I would not suggest it. Believe me, you do not want to kiss this ass.
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Andy
Borscht, according to Dwight it's best served cold. You know what else is best served cold? Yeah, gazpacho. You see what I'm doing? I am establishing a mutual love of cold soups. This is the first step in my plan to win Dwight's trust.
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Andy
I should make you my vichyssoise.
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Dwight
I will never be your vichyssoise.
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Michael
Orgasms, why can women have them? Yep?
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Jim
No. I'm not a lawyer, but I don't think this is the place to do this.
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Michael
Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to be a woman. I have a full-length mirror in my bathroom, and before I get dressed I will tuck myself between my legs just to see. And, um, it's uncomfortable. So maybe I do understand.
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Kelly
We're going to the mall. Bye Ryan, bye.
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Dwight
Lets go, fall out, let's go. Move, move, move, move, move.
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Michael
I got shotgun. Damn it.
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Andy
Let me be clear. There's only one thing that's important to me, and its not friendship. Its dominance, and I think I know a thing or two about dominating. Okay, I lived with a dominatrix for three years in Stamford. Mistress Lila. Taught me more than any college professor I ever had, while attending Cornell, which is where I went to school.
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Michael
Look at that! Come on! Free underwear!
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Pam
It is totally inappropriate, but on the other hand...
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Michael
Hey, Pam, how bout something like that for you. Could sort of cover up any imperfections in the mid section. Just show off the twins a little bit.
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Jim
That's pretty cool.
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Andy
You can make people believe anything. Today I made Dwight believe I like cold soups. Why? I don't know. I don't have to know. That's what makes me so dangerous.
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Michael
Idiot.
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Michael
I learned a lot about women today. And any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. Jan and I broke up. Why? Because she didn't like one message I left on her voicemail? But that is her peariagative. I thought I understood women, but maybe, can't believe I'm gonna say this, maybe, women don't understand themselves.
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