Every line from The Office season 3, episode 17, in script order. First aired February 22, 2007.
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Kelly
I hear whispering.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14560
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Jim
Ok, so promise that you'll wait till we leave the parking lot before you go to the bar.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14561
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Pam
Yes boss.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14562
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Karen
See ya Pam.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14563
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Kevin
Oscar, Angela? I didn't think you guys would come.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14564
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Angela
Why wouldn't we come?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14565
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Kevin
Because of reasons...
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14566
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Kevin
Are there carbs in vodka?
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Waiter
Hey folks, what can I get you? Oh, hey Meredith.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14568
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Meredith
Hey
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14569
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Waiter
Another vodka?
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Meredith
Yeah. Jack, these are my co-workers.
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Kevin
Sup?
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Waiter
Ryan, Pam, Stanley, Kelly, Kevin, Creed. How'd I do?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14573
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Stanley
Hmm, come here much?
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Oscar
These wings are all fat and bone.
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Angela
This place is disgusting.
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Dwight
Why would the architect design stairs this wide? Was there an obese family in here before you?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14577
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Rachel
I don't know that. I'm sure the architect passed away many years ago.
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Dwight
How convenient.
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Jan
I am attracted to weird, wrong men. I dated a violent karate instructor and then an unemployed fireman. Life has been complicated. I've made some decisions that I'm not proud of; my marriage, being overly litigious with my family. I orgasm fairly easily. Michael was kind of like my dirty secret, you know, having sex with him, oh I was just turned on by my own degradation. Um, why, anyway, I was told by somebody recently that I respect that I'm old enough to have a mature relationship, and that's what this whole evening is about and I have high hopes.
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Melissa
Hi Ryan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14581
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Ryan
Hey.
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Melissa
How are you doing? I've, I've missed you.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14583
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Ryan
I've missed you too...
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14584
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Melissa
Don't you remember me?
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Ryan
Um, you ah, you gotta give me a hint. Um, did you meet me at the gym?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14586
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Melissa
No.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14587
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Kelly
Who the hell is Ryan talking to?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14588
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Ryan
Are you a client of Dunder Mifflin.
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Melissa
No.
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Stanley
Oh, not again. Melissa!
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Melissa
Daddy.
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Stanley
Wait for my outside. She is sixteen years old. What is wrong with you?
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Ryan
Okay, okay. Stanley, let me explain to you what happened.
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Stanley
No, no, no, no.
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Ryan
She came right up to me just like she did when you brought her into work.
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Stanley
No, no, no. You planned this whole thing boy. I'll snatch your spine out your back.
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Dwight
Space shuttle. Which one? Oh, Atlantis. Good thing it's not the Discovery. You play soccer?
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Michael
What a weird day. I don't understand it, but you don't get to understand everyday of your life. Maybe five, ten days a year, I'll get home and I will have no idea what the hell just happened. Guess everybody has days like that. Sometimes they're the nicest ones. Still, I think there might be something wrong with Jan.
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