"Cocktails" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 17, in script order. First aired February 22, 2007.

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  1. Kelly

    I hear whispering.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14560

  2. Jim

    Ok, so promise that you'll wait till we leave the parking lot before you go to the bar.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14561

  3. Pam

    Yes boss.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14562

  4. Karen

    See ya Pam.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14563

  5. Kevin

    Oscar, Angela? I didn't think you guys would come.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14564

  6. Angela

    Why wouldn't we come?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14565

  7. Kevin

    Because of reasons...

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14566

  8. Kevin

    Are there carbs in vodka?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14567

  9. Waiter

    Hey folks, what can I get you? Oh, hey Meredith.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14568

  10. Meredith

    Hey

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14569

  11. Waiter

    Another vodka?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14570

  12. Meredith

    Yeah. Jack, these are my co-workers.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14571

  13. Kevin

    Sup?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14572

  14. Waiter

    Ryan, Pam, Stanley, Kelly, Kevin, Creed. How'd I do?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14573

  15. Stanley

    Hmm, come here much?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14574

  16. Oscar

    These wings are all fat and bone.

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  17. Angela

    This place is disgusting.

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  18. Dwight

    Why would the architect design stairs this wide? Was there an obese family in here before you?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14577

  19. Rachel

    I don't know that. I'm sure the architect passed away many years ago.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14578

  20. Dwight

    How convenient.

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  21. Jan

    I am attracted to weird, wrong men. I dated a violent karate instructor and then an unemployed fireman. Life has been complicated. I've made some decisions that I'm not proud of; my marriage, being overly litigious with my family. I orgasm fairly easily. Michael was kind of like my dirty secret, you know, having sex with him, oh I was just turned on by my own degradation. Um, why, anyway, I was told by somebody recently that I respect that I'm old enough to have a mature relationship, and that's what this whole evening is about and I have high hopes.

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  22. Melissa

    Hi Ryan.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14581

  23. Ryan

    Hey.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14582

  24. Melissa

    How are you doing? I've, I've missed you.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14583

  25. Ryan

    I've missed you too...

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14584

  26. Melissa

    Don't you remember me?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14585

  27. Ryan

    Um, you ah, you gotta give me a hint. Um, did you meet me at the gym?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14586

  28. Melissa

    No.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14587

  29. Kelly

    Who the hell is Ryan talking to?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14588

  30. Ryan

    Are you a client of Dunder Mifflin.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14589

  31. Melissa

    No.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14590

  32. Stanley

    Oh, not again. Melissa!

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14591

  33. Melissa

    Daddy.

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  34. Stanley

    Wait for my outside. She is sixteen years old. What is wrong with you?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14593

  35. Ryan

    Okay, okay. Stanley, let me explain to you what happened.

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  36. Stanley

    No, no, no, no.

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  37. Ryan

    She came right up to me just like she did when you brought her into work.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14596

  38. Stanley

    No, no, no. You planned this whole thing boy. I'll snatch your spine out your back.

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14597

  39. Dwight

    Space shuttle. Which one? Oh, Atlantis. Good thing it's not the Discovery. You play soccer?

    Season 3 · Episode 17 · Line 14598

  40. Michael

    What a weird day. I don't understand it, but you don't get to understand everyday of your life. Maybe five, ten days a year, I'll get home and I will have no idea what the hell just happened. Guess everybody has days like that. Sometimes they're the nicest ones. Still, I think there might be something wrong with Jan.

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