Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 17, in script order. First aired February 22, 2007.
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Jan
I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14460
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Michael
Oh yeah, they don't allow kids at Sandals. They are persona non gratis... there. But it's fun. It's an awesome place. You would not believe how low this girl can limbo.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14461
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Jim
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14462
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Michael
Crazy.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14463
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Jan
I'm sorry. You're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14464
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Michael
Ok. Excuse me. What's going on? What is it?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14465
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Jan
Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14466
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Michael
What are you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14467
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Jan
Don't you know what I'm doing?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14468
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Michael
Yes, but you could tell me. What... What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14469
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Jan
Shut up.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14470
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Michael
What has gotten into you?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14471
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Jan
Come on.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14472
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Michael
No, no, no.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14473
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Jan
What?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14474
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Michael
Come on, let's go back to the party.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14475
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Jan
Just let me loosen my dress.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14476
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Michael
Don't take that dress. Stop it, Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14477
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Jan
Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14478
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Michael
No, no, no, means please don't. Please.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14479
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Jan
Slam me up against the wall, right here.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14480
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Michael
I'm not going to slam you up against the wall.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14481
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Jan
Oh, please.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14482
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Michael
You're acting inappropriate. Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14483
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Jan
Oh, I'm acting inappropriate? Get out.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14484
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Toby
Here.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14485
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Pam
Hey, where have you been all night? I was looking forward to hanging out with you.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14486
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Toby
I was...
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14487
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Pam
Hey, don't you have a daughter?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14488
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Toby
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14489
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Dwight
Oh good, you're up. Hey, who makes this chair?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14490
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Child
I don't know, it was here when I was born.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14491
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Dwight
I want one. It's got good solid construction. Comfortable. What is this? Oak?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14492
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Child
I don't know.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14493
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Dwight
What do you know?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14494
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David
God, I hate these parties. Do you want to sneak out back and shoot some hoops? Meet me outside in two minutes.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14495
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Jim
You stay here and have fun, because I'm going to go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14496
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Karen
Ok. Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating cause I think he might still have feelings for me.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14497
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Jim
Wallace? What the hell, have you dated like every guy here? Wow. Ok. You got me.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14498
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Karen
I so got you.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14499
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Jim
So, none of them?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14500
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Karen
Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14501
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Jim
Really?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14502
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Karen
Oh my God, it's so easy. Fun.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14503
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Jim
Ok.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14504
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Karen
Hey Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14505
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Jan
Not too good.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14506
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Rachel
Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14507
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Michael
Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. There is something wrong with Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14508
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David
What's ah, what's with Jan and Michael?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14509
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Jim
I don't know. Where to begin? My ball.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14510
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Dwight
The chimney is in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space and some structural flaws in the foundation so all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14511
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Roy
What?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14512
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Pam
I want us to make it. I want a fresh start.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14513
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Roy
That's awesome. That's what I want.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14514
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Pam
Oh ok, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14515
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Roy
I didn't do anything. Ask anyone, I totally could have and I didn't at all.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14516
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Pam
Just listen. Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married? I kissed Jim.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14517
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Roy
What?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14518
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Pam
He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too, and we kissed.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14519
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Roy
Jim came on to you?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14520
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Pam
Just listen.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14521
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Roy
No, I am listening! That's the problem I am listening!
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14522
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Pam
Don't yell!
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14523
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Roy
Don't yell?!
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14524
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Pam
This is over.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14525
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Roy
Yeah, you're right. This is so over. You kidding me, Pam!? Come on! God!
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14526
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Kenny
Damn jet skis!
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14527
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Michael
Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom, there was no place to cuddle...
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14528
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Jan
I feel sick.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14529
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Michael
You didn't have any of the potato salad did you?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14530
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Jan
No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14531
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Michael
Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14532
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Jan
Please don't cry.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14533
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Michael
I'm not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don't you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14534
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Jan
It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14535
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Michael
I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling, and the giggling.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14536
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Jan
I didn't mean it. I was...
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14537
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Michael
Whatever.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14538
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Jan
Tired. I'm tired. And I didn't eat enough. And, and, that's all. That was it.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14539
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Michael
That's all, you didn't mean it?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14540
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Jan
That's all. I didn't mean it. That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14541
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Michael
I love you, Jan.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14542
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Jan
Ok.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14543
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Dwight
Don't break up you guys, you're great together.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14544
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Roy
Are they going to call the cops?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14545
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Kenny
No, I paid them off.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14546
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Roy
Jet ski money?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14547
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Kenny
All of it.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14548
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Roy
I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14549
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Karen
I think it's great that Jim's invited. It's important to have contact with the New York execs, or they'll think everyone here is like Mi...chael.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14550
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Roy
You gotta sign that.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14551
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Pam
[laughs]
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14552
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Roy
No you gotta put your name in the corner. I've seen that artist do that. Its good too, cause like you can know who paints what, you know.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14553
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Ryan
Hey, are you going to Poor Richard's?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14554
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Toby
I don't know, you?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14555
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Ryan
Maybe.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14556
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Kelly
I'm going and so are both of you. We're all going.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14557
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Ryan
Hey, isn't there some rule against inter-office dating?
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14558
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Toby
I am not doing your dirty work for you.
Season 3 · Episode 17 · Quote 14559