Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2005.
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Meredith
I'm still recovering from last night. But maybe.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4162
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Master
Sir, your shoes.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4163
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Michael
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4164
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Master
You're gonna have to take them off. It's a sign of respect.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4165
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Michael
Oh. Well, in my office, if you took off your shoes, it would be a sign of disrespect. Stinkyfeetville. Kind of a ying-yang. Oh, stretchin'. I like to stay tight. Compact.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4166
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Master
Here's your gear. Please put this on.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4167
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Michael
Do you have, do you have anything in, like, black?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4168
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Master
Okay. Gentlemen. You ready? Okay, listen up.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4169
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Alyssa
Hi, sensei. Hi, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4170
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Master
That's Alyssa. My senpai. She just qualified for regionals.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4171
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Dwight
Alyssa? I guess she's technically the senpai. But nobody really respects her. The only reason she got into regionals was because her competition was a bunch of 13-year-old girls. Put me in that division. Let's see how she does.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4172
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Michael
God, you look like such an idiot.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4173
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Michael
Stan the man.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4174
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Stanley
Hi, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4175
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Michael
Did you hear about the fight? Well, it wasn't much of a fight, actually.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4176
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Stanley
No. Are those purchase orders signed?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4177
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Michael
I opened a big can of whoop-ass on him.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4178
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Stanley
Huh? What?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4179
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Michael
I went medieval on his heinie.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4180
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Stanley
Are those purchase orders signed?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4181
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Michael
Hey, Stanley. I don't tell you how to do your job, do I? He...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4182
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Stanley
Look, I just want to have a job, Michael. If we don't get these purchase orders...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4183
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Michael
Grow a pair, Stanley. Right? There not gonna downsize because I miss a lot of deadlines. That's not how business works, okay? Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4184
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Dwight
For the record, let me just say, Michael Scott has no honor. If he lived in Japan, he would be an outcast. Well, that's not totally true, 'cause Asians worship chest hair. I had a friend, a hairy friend, who lived in Japan. He told me the women would line up to satisfy his every need. So, and he wasn't even that attractive.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4185
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Michael
All right. Here you go, Princess. Just finished with part one.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4186
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Pam
This is what you had Ryan do.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4187
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Michael
Yes, under my tutelage.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4188
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Pam
Well, what about the other stuff that has to be in today?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4189
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Michael
If you didn't badger me with so many questions, Pam, I could be done with it by now.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4190