Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2005.
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Ira
Dwight - awarded a point.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4062
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Michael
No.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4063
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Dwight
Eat it!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4064
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Michael
Alright, that's the way you want it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4065
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Dwight
Two more.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4066
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Michael
Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4067
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Kevin
Sweep the leg.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4068
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Michael
I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4069
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Dwight
No.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4070
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Michael
I got his pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4071
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Dwight
It was my pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4072
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Ira
No points for pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4073
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Michael
Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4074
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Ira
Clean single kick, gentlemen.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4075
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Michael
Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4076
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Ira
Ok, break. Break.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4077
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Dwight
No holding.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4078
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Michael
You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. Eight points. Nine points.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4079
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Dwight
No, stop it! Come on! Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4080
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Michael
Open your mouth.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4081
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Dwight
No, Michael!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4082
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Michael
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 'Raging Bull.' Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. Oh, we're playing phone tag.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4083
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Ryan's Voicemail
Seven new messages. First New Message. 'Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.' Next new message. 'Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!'
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4084
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Michael
My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4085
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Ryan
Fudge?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4086
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Michael
Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4087
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Dwight
I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4088
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Ryan
Ok, to what?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4089
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Dwight
Just put 'The Hospital.' Contact number: just put 9-1-1.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4090
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Michael
He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4091
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Kevin
Later Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4092
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Jim
Later, Kev. Have a good weekend.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4093
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Pam
Yeah, you too.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4094
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4095
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Ryan
I have the emergency contacts.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4096
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Michael
Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4097
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Ryan
Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4098
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Michael
If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4099
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Ryan
Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4100
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Michael
Alright, bye.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4101
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Michael
Dwight?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4102
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Angela
Michael, did you finish yet?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4103
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Michael
This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4104
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Dwight
I'm busy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4105
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Michael
Well, busier. Making the time.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4106
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Stanley
Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4107
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Toby
We want to go home.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4108
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Michael
Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4109
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Pam
The shipping place closes in a half hour.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4110
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Michael
I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's gangbang this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4111
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Angela
This is illegal.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4112
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Stanley
I don't care.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4113
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Michael
I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4114
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Dwight
Of course.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4115
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Michael
And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4116
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Dwight
Michael, I don't know...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4117
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Michael
I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4118
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Dwight
I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4119
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Michael
No, no, title change only.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4120
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Dwight
I'll have Pam send out a memo.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4121
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Michael
No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4122
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Dwight
Just a formality.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4123
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Michael
Absolutely but not really.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4124
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Dwight
Michael, I have so much to learn from you.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4125
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Michael
Yes you do.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4126
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Dwight
Thank you, Sensei.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4127
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Michael
And, ditto.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4128
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Michael
I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4129
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Master
Great. Excellent. All right. That's okay.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4130
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Dwight
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry, just one second.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4131
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Master
Dwight, you can't use your pager in here, I told you.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4132
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Dwight
Okay, I just...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4133
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Master
Dwight...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4134
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Dwight
It's a sales call.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4135
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Master
Ten push-ups. Ten push-ups!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4136
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Dwight
I can... Yes, sensei.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4137
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Dwight
Do I feel bad that I haven't bonded with the other students? No, I'm not there to make friends. I'm there to attack people.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4138
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Jim
What about Oscar? Could you beat Oscar?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4139
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Dwight
No problem.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4140
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Jim
I don't know. He looks pretty scrappy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4141
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Dwight
Unless he has a shiv, in which case it wouldn't be a fair fight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4142
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Jim
True. Meredith.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4143
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Dwight
No women or children. Unless provoked.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4144
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Jim
Okay. Roy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4145
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Dwight
Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4146
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Jim
Okay. Michael. Could you beat up Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4147
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Michael
Yeah, I don't think that would happen. See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types. Real, real bad people. I'm just lucky I got out. I was a bad ass mo-fo. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4148
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Stanley
Excuse me?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4149
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Michael
I've never lost a fight. You know why? My motto. Never say die.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4150
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Dwight
You just said it. You just said it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4151
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Michael
No, that's not how I meant it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4152
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Dwight
Die. You just... You said it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4153
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Michael
Shut up, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4154
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Angela
Do you think he's signed them yet?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4155
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Oscar
Signed what?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4156
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Angela
Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4157
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Oscar
Just chocolate. Angela? For the last time, I did not eat your chocolate-vanilla swirl.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4158
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Kevin
Don't look at me.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4159
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Angela
I don't know why I write my name on things.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4160
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Kelly
Are you going to happy hour later?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4161