Every line from The Office season 2, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 1, 2005.
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Ira
Dwight - awarded a point.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4062
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Michael
No.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4063
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Dwight
Eat it!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4064
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Michael
Alright, that's the way you want it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4065
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Dwight
Two more.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4066
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Michael
Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4067
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Kevin
Sweep the leg.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4068
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Michael
I'm comin' atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4069
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Dwight
No.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4070
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Michael
I got his pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4071
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Dwight
It was my pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4072
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Ira
No points for pants.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4073
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Michael
Dwight, you have... No, you have something... God, you look like such an idiot!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4074
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Ira
Clean single kick, gentlemen.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4075
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Michael
Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4076
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Ira
Ok, break. Break.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4077
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Dwight
No holding.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4078
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Michael
You can't see. You can't see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. Eight points. Nine points.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4079
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Dwight
No, stop it! Come on! Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4080
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Michael
Open your mouth.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4081
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Dwight
No, Michael!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4082
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Michael
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 'Raging Bull.' Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work... Oh, oh check this out. Come here. There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This'll be hilarious. Oh, we're playing phone tag.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4083
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Ryan's Voicemail
Seven new messages. First New Message. 'Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.' Next new message. 'Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend... and I'm mad!'
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4084
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Michael
My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4085
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Ryan
Fudge?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4086
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Michael
Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4087
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Dwight
I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4088
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Ryan
Ok, to what?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4089
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Dwight
Just put 'The Hospital.' Contact number: just put 9-1-1.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4090
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Michael
He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4091
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Kevin
Later Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4092
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Jim
Later, Kev. Have a good weekend.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4093
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Pam
Yeah, you too.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4094
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4095
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Ryan
I have the emergency contacts.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4096
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Michael
Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I'll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4097
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Ryan
Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4098
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Michael
If you're doing anything crazy, give me a shout.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4099
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Ryan
Yeah, alright, I'll um, see you Monday.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4100
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Michael
Alright, bye.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4101
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Michael
Dwight?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4102
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Angela
Michael, did you finish yet?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4103
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Michael
This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4104
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Dwight
I'm busy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4105
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Michael
Well, busier. Making the time.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4106
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Stanley
Michael, can't your conversation wait till Monday.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4107
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Toby
We want to go home.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4108
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Michael
Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to, Toby.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4109
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Pam
The shipping place closes in a half hour.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4110
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Michael
I know, but I've been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it'd might help me out. What do you say? Let's gangbang this thing and go home. Good? Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4111
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Angela
This is illegal.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4112
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Stanley
I don't care.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4113
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Michael
I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4114
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Dwight
Of course.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4115
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Michael
And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4116
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Dwight
Michael, I don't know...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4117
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Michael
I know, I know, I know, I wouldn't be offering it if I didn't think you could handle it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4118
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Dwight
I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4119
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Michael
No, no, title change only.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4120
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Dwight
I'll have Pam send out a memo.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4121
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Michael
No, no. Three month probationary period. Let's not tell anybody about this right now.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4122
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Dwight
Just a formality.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4123
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Michael
Absolutely but not really.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4124
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Dwight
Michael, I have so much to learn from you.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4125
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Michael
Yes you do.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4126
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Dwight
Thank you, Sensei.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4127
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Michael
And, ditto.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4128
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Michael
I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4129
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Master
Great. Excellent. All right. That's okay.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4130
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Dwight
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry, just one second.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4131
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Master
Dwight, you can't use your pager in here, I told you.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4132
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Dwight
Okay, I just...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4133
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Master
Dwight...
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4134
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Dwight
It's a sales call.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4135
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Master
Ten push-ups. Ten push-ups!
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4136
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Dwight
I can... Yes, sensei.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4137
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Dwight
Do I feel bad that I haven't bonded with the other students? No, I'm not there to make friends. I'm there to attack people.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4138
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Jim
What about Oscar? Could you beat Oscar?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4139
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Dwight
No problem.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4140
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Jim
I don't know. He looks pretty scrappy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4141
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Dwight
Unless he has a shiv, in which case it wouldn't be a fair fight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4142
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Jim
True. Meredith.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4143
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Dwight
No women or children. Unless provoked.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4144
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Jim
Okay. Roy.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4145
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Dwight
Warehouse guy. Doesn't count.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4146
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Jim
Okay. Michael. Could you beat up Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4147
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Michael
Yeah, I don't think that would happen. See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types. Real, real bad people. I'm just lucky I got out. I was a bad ass mo-fo. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4148
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Stanley
Excuse me?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4149
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Michael
I've never lost a fight. You know why? My motto. Never say die.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4150
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Dwight
You just said it. You just said it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4151
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Michael
No, that's not how I meant it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4152
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Dwight
Die. You just... You said it.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4153
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Michael
Shut up, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4154
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Angela
Do you think he's signed them yet?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4155
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Oscar
Signed what?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4156
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Angela
Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4157
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Oscar
Just chocolate. Angela? For the last time, I did not eat your chocolate-vanilla swirl.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4158
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Kevin
Don't look at me.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4159
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Angela
I don't know why I write my name on things.
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4160
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Kelly
Are you going to happy hour later?
Season 2 · Episode 6 · Line 4161