"Halloween" Quotes (page 4)

Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 18, 2005.

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Michael

All right. All right, this is it. By the time I get back to our floor, I will have decided. Wow, that's a fast elevator.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3807
Michael

I have a proposal, everybody. Listen up. Now, Corporate has been really breathing down my neck to make some pay cuts, but I refuse to fire anyone. So, I was thinking that maybe all of you would take a 10% pay cut and that would save the money. Yeah?

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Stanley

Yeah, We're not doing that. I have kids in college. Make a decision.

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Michael

Okay, great. Fine. Well, then, if anyone is annoyed later at what goes down, you know who to blame. Stanley. Not the guy who was trying to be creative.

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Toby

Michael, it's almost 5:00.

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Michael

Leave me alone, okay?

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Michael

Do you want some coffee?

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Creed

No, no. I had some, thanks.

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Michael

Oh, wow. How long have you worked here? How many years, Creed?

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Creed

Fifteen years, I think.

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Michael

Yeah, that's right. Fifteen years and three months. Wow, you were hired before I was. Must be thinking about retirement.

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Creed

Oh, no. I need the money.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3818
Michael

Why?

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3819
Creed

What do you mean, 'Why?'

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3820
Michael

It's just that you never got married and you live in an apartment.

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Creed

I don't know. I got nephews.

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Michael

Yeah.

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Creed

Yeah. Yeah. And I buy them stuff, you know. Oh, made some bad investments. Why are you asking me this?

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3824
Michael

Just trying to be your friend.

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Creed

Well, you never asked me about my life before, is all.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3826
Michael

Of course, I did. I always... Yes, I do.

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Creed

Do you have something specific you wanted to talk to me about?

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3828
Michael

Are you pulling my leg or...

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Creed

No.

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Michael

You have no clue why I've asked you in here?

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Creed

I do not.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3832
Michael

Oh, here we go. This... um, here's the deal.

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Michael

Yes. Actually, I have. I have been on a hunting trip. I shot a deer in the leg. I had to... I had to hit him, I had to hit him with a shovel for about an hour, so he... That's good eating, though. Venison's very gamey. It's hard to watch, though. It's hard to... It's hard to hit another living thing in the face with a shovel for about an hour. That... I haven't been hunting since then. I, I... 'Cause that's, you know, where's the joy in that? Where's the... There's no sport, really. Especially when you're the one with the shovel. And they're the one just lying there. Um... I would have rather hit it with my car or something and just... I was just smacking the hell out of that thing. That was a mess. And we just left him there. I didn't eat it. I didn't want to eat that. That guy. Why do you ask?

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Jan

This is Jan.

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Michael

His name was Devon.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3836
Jan

Excuse me?

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3837
Michael

The human being man's name was Devon.

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Jan

Devon. The... Oh, is this the man that you...

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3839
Michael

Yes, yes, yes.

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Jan

The person that you fired, Michael?

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Michael

Yes, it is.

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Jan

Is that what you're... Okay. Oh, you sound a little... A little upset.

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Michael

Uh, well, I am. A little. Justifiably. My Halloween is ruined.

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Jan

Well, I have to say that I am impressed, Michael. I know... I know how hard that was.

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Michael

Do you? I don't think you do. Devon was one of my best buddies. And now he hates me.

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Jan

Well, I'm glad you did it, Michael.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3847
Michael

You're glad?

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Jan

And so, good job. Good job.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3849
Michael

Thanks. Thanks so much. You think it was good?

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Jan

Yeah. Good job.

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Michael

Think I did a good job? Great. I feel good. I'm gonna give myself a pat on the back.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3852
Jan

Yup. Yes.

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Michael

There. I'm doing it. Right there. Great.

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Dwight

You're supposed to be a cat?

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Angela

Yes.

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Creed

You know, guys, Michael has really incredible decision-making abilities. Michael's really incredible at making decisions.

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Michael

Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

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Dwight

Pussy. Here, pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Here, pussy, pussy. Meow.

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Michael

You people are revolting. By far, the least popular people here. I should have fired you. Who knew Devon was so popular and had so many friends. So well-loved.

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Dwight

I feel like I made the right choice. Things happen for a reason. I wasn't destined to go to Cumberland Mills. Just like Anakin Skywalker was destined to become Darth Vader, I am destined to sell paper here at Dunder Mifflin. That's what I was put on this earth to do.

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