Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 11, 2005.
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Katy
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3422
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3423
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Katy
Alright! You want to drive?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3424
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Jim
Sure.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3425
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Katy
Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3426
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Katy
They are soo cute.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3427
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Ryan
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3428
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Dwight
Answer me this, though.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3429
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Ryan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3430
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Dwight
Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3431
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Ryan
No.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3432
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Kevin
Was it worth it?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3433
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Dwight
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3434
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Ryan
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3435
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Dwight
The fire guy! The fire guy!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3436
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Dwight
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3437
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Michael
Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3438
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Michael
Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3439
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Michael
I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3440
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Jim
Seventy and clear, that's nice. Where's that?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3441
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Pam
That's here.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3442
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Dwight
I'm Michael's number two. He's one, I'm two. He's Alpha, I'm Beta. He's A, I'm B. It's easy. Whatever Michael is, I'm one less.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3443
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Michael
Rule three: Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four: Failure is not an option.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3444
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Dwight
Oh, my God. Ryan is gonna love these.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3445
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Michael
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And at the end I will reveal, that they were all just one rule.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3446
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Dwight
That is so cool.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3447
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Michael
Mmm-hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3448
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Dwight
Plus you can go, 'Rule five, see rule six. Rule six, see rule five.'
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3449
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Michael
No, I'm not trying to trick him. I'm trying to be a good mentor. So...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3450
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Dwight
Kill or be killed.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3451
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Michael
No.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3452
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Dwight
Shoot to kill, or kill to shoot.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3453
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Michael
No, come on, Dwight, I have to have 10 of these by lunch, I promised Ryan.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3454
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Dwight
You could ask for an extension.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3455
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Michael
I'm not asking the temp for an extension unless I really need it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3456
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Dwight
I know Michael's every move. It's not something you can just pick up. I could write a book about him. Literally. I started once, but Michael made me stop.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3457
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Dwight
Hey, how's it going, man?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3458
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Ryan
Good. What's up?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3459
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Dwight
Oh, nothing much. What's up with you?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3460
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Ryan
I'm good, thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3461
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Dwight
Good. Good, I'm good, too. How's it cracking?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3462
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Ryan
Uh, fine. What's up?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3463
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Dwight
You know what you would love? Guns N' Roses. When I was your age, I loved Guns N' Roses. Do you like Guns N' Roses? I'll make you a tape.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3464
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Ryan
Cool.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3465
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Dwight
I'll make you two tapes.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3466
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Ryan
I don't have a tape player. So...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3467
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Dwight
Someday, temp. I've got a couple of shirts that don't fit so well anymore. I'll bring them by. Okay, see you later.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3468
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Dwight
Michael and I have a very special connection, like an umbilical cord. And the thing is with Ryan is that I don't want him to trip on it, or get it caught around his neck.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3469
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Kevin
Sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight. Sixty-nine. Seventy. Seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3470
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Pam
I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3471
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Jim
Oh, the best.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3472
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Pam
Yeah, it was great because it was like you're supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3473
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Jim
Yeah, we had outside classes all the time and we never did anything.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3474
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Pam
[chuckling]
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3475
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Jim
Actually if I had fewer outside classes, I probably wouldn't be stuck here at a paper company.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3476
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Pam
You're not stuck.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3477
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Angela
Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3478
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Michael
Yes, yes, I ran out first. A captain is always the first one on the ship and the last one off the ship. And this parking lot is our ship when the building is on fire. So, I ran out onto the ship.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3479
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Jim
Okay, DVDs. Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Toby, go ahead.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3480
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Toby
Say Anything, The Shining, Annie Hall, that's too obvious.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3481
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Jim
Those are like my favorite movies. I didn't really think you could win Desert Island, but I think you just did.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3482
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Toby
Toy Story 2, one of the best movies I ever saw. I went for my daughter and stayed because you can't leave your daughter in a theater.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3483
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Jim
Toby and I used to sit together until Michael moved us because he thought we talked too much.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3484
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Pam
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3485
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3486
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Jim
Kevin, do it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3487
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Kevin
Uh, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Bernie's II, and, oh, Groundhog Day.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3488
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Jim
Groundhog Day.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3489
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Stanley
I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3490
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Kevin
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3491
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Stanley
I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3492
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Kevin
I would love that.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3493
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Jim
Okay, guys, guys, guys. That almost sounded like business, and we are trying to focus here today, okay?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3494
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Michael
When I was Ryan's age, I worked at Arby's and then I worked selling cutlery for a while. Cutlery that could decimate a penny, I kid you not. There were these shears that could cut straight through a penny. So I have life experience and work experience that Ryan doesn't, and will never have.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3495
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Jim
And then you go to school for three years.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3496
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Ryan
For two years, and it's only at night, and then it's on your resume forever.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3497
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Jim
Wow. And just out of curiosity, how much is it?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3498
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Ryan
$650 bucks
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3499
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Jim
A semester?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3500
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Ryan
A credit.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3501
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Jim
Wow.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3502
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Ryan
It's an investment.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3503
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Jim
Oh, yeah, it sounds like it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3504
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Ryan
I think it's worth it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3505
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Michael
If I could change the life of one person, just one person. I... Actually, that's shooting kind of low. I already did that when I was born. I changed two people's lives. Mom and Dad. Um, if I could change the lives of 5,000 people... 10,000. No, five. I'd be satisfied with 5,000. I... 10,000 though, that'd be something. Wow, 10,000 people. Because, you know what? Even one is amazing.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3506