Every line from The Office season 2, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 11, 2005.
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Katy
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3422
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3423
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Katy
Alright! You want to drive?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3424
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Jim
Sure.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3425
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Katy
Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3426
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Katy
They are soo cute.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3427
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Ryan
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3428
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Dwight
Answer me this, though.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3429
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Ryan
What?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3430
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Dwight
Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3431
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Ryan
No.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3432
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Kevin
Was it worth it?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3433
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Dwight
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3434
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Ryan
I'm really sorry, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3435
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Dwight
The fire guy! The fire guy!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3436
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Dwight
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3437
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Michael
Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.
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Michael
Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.
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Michael
I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.
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Jim
Seventy and clear, that's nice. Where's that?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3441
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Pam
That's here.
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Dwight
I'm Michael's number two. He's one, I'm two. He's Alpha, I'm Beta. He's A, I'm B. It's easy. Whatever Michael is, I'm one less.
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Michael
Rule three: Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four: Failure is not an option.
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Dwight
Oh, my God. Ryan is gonna love these.
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Michael
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And at the end I will reveal, that they were all just one rule.
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Dwight
That is so cool.
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Michael
Mmm-hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3448
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Dwight
Plus you can go, 'Rule five, see rule six. Rule six, see rule five.'
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Michael
No, I'm not trying to trick him. I'm trying to be a good mentor. So...
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Dwight
Kill or be killed.
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Michael
No.
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Dwight
Shoot to kill, or kill to shoot.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3453
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Michael
No, come on, Dwight, I have to have 10 of these by lunch, I promised Ryan.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3454
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Dwight
You could ask for an extension.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3455
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Michael
I'm not asking the temp for an extension unless I really need it.
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Dwight
I know Michael's every move. It's not something you can just pick up. I could write a book about him. Literally. I started once, but Michael made me stop.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3457
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Dwight
Hey, how's it going, man?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3458
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Ryan
Good. What's up?
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Dwight
Oh, nothing much. What's up with you?
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Ryan
I'm good, thanks.
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Dwight
Good. Good, I'm good, too. How's it cracking?
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Ryan
Uh, fine. What's up?
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Dwight
You know what you would love? Guns N' Roses. When I was your age, I loved Guns N' Roses. Do you like Guns N' Roses? I'll make you a tape.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3464
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Ryan
Cool.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3465
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Dwight
I'll make you two tapes.
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Ryan
I don't have a tape player. So...
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Dwight
Someday, temp. I've got a couple of shirts that don't fit so well anymore. I'll bring them by. Okay, see you later.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3468
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Dwight
Michael and I have a very special connection, like an umbilical cord. And the thing is with Ryan is that I don't want him to trip on it, or get it caught around his neck.
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Kevin
Sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight. Sixty-nine. Seventy. Seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three.
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Pam
I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.
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Jim
Oh, the best.
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Pam
Yeah, it was great because it was like you're supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done.
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Jim
Yeah, we had outside classes all the time and we never did anything.
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Pam
[chuckling]
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Jim
Actually if I had fewer outside classes, I probably wouldn't be stuck here at a paper company.
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Pam
You're not stuck.
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Angela
Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.
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Michael
Yes, yes, I ran out first. A captain is always the first one on the ship and the last one off the ship. And this parking lot is our ship when the building is on fire. So, I ran out onto the ship.
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Jim
Okay, DVDs. Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Toby, go ahead.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3480
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Toby
Say Anything, The Shining, Annie Hall, that's too obvious.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3481
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Jim
Those are like my favorite movies. I didn't really think you could win Desert Island, but I think you just did.
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Toby
Toy Story 2, one of the best movies I ever saw. I went for my daughter and stayed because you can't leave your daughter in a theater.
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Jim
Toby and I used to sit together until Michael moved us because he thought we talked too much.
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Pam
Really?
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3486
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Jim
Kevin, do it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3487
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Kevin
Uh, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Bernie's II, and, oh, Groundhog Day.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3488
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Jim
Groundhog Day.
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Stanley
I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3490
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Kevin
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3491
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Stanley
I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account.
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Kevin
I would love that.
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Jim
Okay, guys, guys, guys. That almost sounded like business, and we are trying to focus here today, okay?
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Michael
When I was Ryan's age, I worked at Arby's and then I worked selling cutlery for a while. Cutlery that could decimate a penny, I kid you not. There were these shears that could cut straight through a penny. So I have life experience and work experience that Ryan doesn't, and will never have.
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Jim
And then you go to school for three years.
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Ryan
For two years, and it's only at night, and then it's on your resume forever.
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Jim
Wow. And just out of curiosity, how much is it?
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Ryan
$650 bucks
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Jim
A semester?
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Ryan
A credit.
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Jim
Wow.
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Ryan
It's an investment.
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Jim
Oh, yeah, it sounds like it.
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Ryan
I think it's worth it.
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Michael
If I could change the life of one person, just one person. I... Actually, that's shooting kind of low. I already did that when I was born. I changed two people's lives. Mom and Dad. Um, if I could change the lives of 5,000 people... 10,000. No, five. I'd be satisfied with 5,000. I... 10,000 though, that'd be something. Wow, 10,000 people. Because, you know what? Even one is amazing.
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