Every line from The Office season 2, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 11, 2005.
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Pam
You should tell him.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3322
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Dwight
Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3323
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Pam
Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3324
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Jim
What?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3325
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Dwight
I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3326
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Jim
You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3327
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Dwight
Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3328
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Jim
Yeah. You're right.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3329
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Dwight
Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3330
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Pam
Kay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3331
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Song
Everybody hurts
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3332
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Jim
Alright buddy.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3333
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Song
Everybody cries
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3334
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Roy
Hey! Guys, what's going on?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3335
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Jim
Nothing.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3336
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Pam
Hey!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3337
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Song
Everybody hurts
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3338
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Roy
What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3339
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Song
Sometimes
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3340
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Roy
The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3341
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Stanley
Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3342
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Michael
Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3343
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Stanley
Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3344
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Michael
Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3345
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Roy
Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3346
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Angela
My name is Angela.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3347
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Roy
Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3348
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Michael
Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3349
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Jim
Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3350
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Michael
Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3351
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Roy
You're all gay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3352
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Michael
Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3353
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Ryan
Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3354
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Michael
Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3355
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Dwight
Would that make you happy?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3356
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Michael
What's that?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3357
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Dwight
If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3358
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3359
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Dwight
I'm on it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3360
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Michael
Dwight. Hey!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3361
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Angela
You can't go in yet!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3362
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Michael
Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3363
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Kevin
What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3364
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Michael
I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3365
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Meredith
...Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3366
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Phyllis
Definitely Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3367
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Kelly
Definitely, definitely, Jim.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3368
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Phyllis
Come on, Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3369
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Kelly
How about you Pam?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3370
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Pam
Um... Oscar's kind of cute.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3371
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Phyllis
Yeah, I like Oscar.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3372
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Pam
Ooh, Toby!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3373
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Michael
How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3374
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Meredith
Is there anybody else.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3375
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Kevin
[clears his throat]
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3376
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Jim
Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3377
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Michael
Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3378
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Ryan
What's your number?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3379
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Michael
I gave it to you in the car.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3380
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Ryan
Um...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3381
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Michael
I saw you program it in.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3382
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Ryan
You got to... you got to give it to me again.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3383
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Michael
Okay. Alright.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3384
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Ryan
Now I have it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3385
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Michael
Uh, I better tell somebody. Excuse me, sir...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3386
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Dwight
[coughing]
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3387
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Michael
Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3388
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Dwight
Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3389
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Michael
Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3390
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Dwight
That's exactly what I said.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3391
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Michael
Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3392
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Dwight
Were you absent?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3393
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Michael
Toaster Oven 101?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3394
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Dwight
You failed?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3395
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Ryan
I am so sorry.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3396
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Michael
Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.
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Dwight
I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3398
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Dwight and Michael
Ryan started the fire! It was always burning---
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3399
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Dwight
Everybody!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3400
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Michael
...since the world was turning.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3401
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Ryan
I can't believe I started the fire.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3402
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Dwight and Michael
[sing gibberish to 'We Didn't Start the Fire']
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3403
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Dwight
... Marilyn Monroe!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3404
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Dwight and Michael
Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3405
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Dwight
Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3406
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Katy
Hi!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3407
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Jim
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3408
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Katy
How are you?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3409
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Jim
Good, how are you?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3410
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Katy
I'm good. It's good to see you.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3411
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Jim
Good to see you, too.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3412
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Katy
I'm hungry.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3413
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Jim
Yeah, I am too.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3414
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Katy
Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3415
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Jim
What answers?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3416
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Katy
Um, for the... the desert island.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3417
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Jim
Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. Desert Island. Five movies. Go.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3418
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Katy
Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3419
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Pam
I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3420
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Jim
Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Line 3421