Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 11, 2005.
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Jim
Nice. Smart.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3222
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Dwight
...hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3223
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Michael
Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3224
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Ryan
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3225
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Jim
Okay. Thought people read more books.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3226
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Jim
DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3227
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Meredith
Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3228
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Jim
Wow.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3229
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Pam
Legends of the Fall?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3230
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Jim
Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3231
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Pam
Well, I kind of liked Legal...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3232
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Jim
Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3233
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Pam
I take it back.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3234
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Jim
Unforgivable.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3235
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Pam
I take it back!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3236
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Jim
Good.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3237
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Meredith
...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3238
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Dwight
Is this your car, Ryan?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3239
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Michael
Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3240
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Ryan
Don't...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3241
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Dwight
Good shocks.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3242
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Michael
Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3243
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Ryan
That's actually a test prep book.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3244
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Michael
...for Phone. What?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3245
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Ryan
That's a test prep for business school.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3246
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Michael
Um, oh, thinking about business school?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3247
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Ryan
I just got in. I applied, I go at night.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3248
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Michael
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3249
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Ryan
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3250
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Michael
So you think you know a lot about business?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3251
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Ryan
No, not yet.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3252
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Michael
Uh huh.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3253
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Ryan
Just started.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3254
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Michael
Yeah. Quiz me.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3255
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Ryan
I... wouldn't even know where to start.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3256
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Michael
Come on, egghead. Let's do it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3257
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Dwight
Do it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3258
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Michael
Quiz me up.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3259
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Ryan
All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3260
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Michael
Uh...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3261
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Michael
When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3262
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Ryan
Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3263
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Dwight
Keep an existing...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3264
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Michael
Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? Uh, it's equal.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3265
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Ryan
It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3266
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Michael
Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3267
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Dwight
Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3268
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Michael
Okay, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3269
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Dwight
Self taught. You didn't even go to college.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3270
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Michael
You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3271
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Dwight
Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3272
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Michael
For instance, why don't you go to business...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3273
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Dwight
You should learn from him, right?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3274
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Ryan
I am.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3275
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Dwight
Right?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3276
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Ryan
I am.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3277
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Michael
Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3278
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Dwight
Stupid!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3279
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Michael
I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3280
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Michael
Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3281
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Ryan
It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3282
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Michael
You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3283
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Jim
Pam? Get us back into it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3284
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Pam
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3285
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Jim
Five movies. Go ahead.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3286
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Pam
Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3287
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Jim
Ooh, definitely in my top five.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3288
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Pam
Yes. In my top three, so suck it.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3289
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Jim
What?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3290
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Pam
Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3291
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Jim
Okay that's five.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3292
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Pam
No, my all time favorite!
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3293
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Jim
Pam, play by the rules.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3294
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Pam
All time favorite.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3295
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Jim
Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3296
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Dwight
The Crow.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3297
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Michael
I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3298
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Ryan
Maybe we should get some air.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3299
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Michael
Nah, I'm okay.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3300
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Ryan
I'm really uncomfortable.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3301
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Jim
All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3302
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Kevin
Present company excluded?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3303
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Jim
Um, not neccessari...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3304
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Kevin
Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3305
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Oscar
Pam.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3306
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Jim
Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3307
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Song
Think you've had too much / in this life.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3308
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Jim
Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3309
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Stanley
Okay, um...
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3310
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Jim
Dwight. Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3311
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Song
Everybody hurts,
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3312
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Jim
Come on Dwight! Use words.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3313
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Song
Sometim... .
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3314
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Dwight
Why didn't I go to business school?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3315
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Jim
Who goes to business school?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3316
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Dwight
The temp.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3317
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Jim
He does?
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3318
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Dwight
Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3319
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Pam
You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3320
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Dwight
He doesn't even know that I do that.
Season 2 · Episode 4 · Quote 3321