Every line from The Office season 2, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 11, 2005.
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Jim
Nice. Smart.
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Dwight
...hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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Michael
Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Jim
Okay. Thought people read more books.
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Jim
DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?
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Meredith
Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...
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Jim
Wow.
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Pam
Legends of the Fall?
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Jim
Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .
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Pam
Well, I kind of liked Legal...
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Jim
Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.
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Pam
I take it back.
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Jim
Unforgivable.
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Pam
I take it back!
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Jim
Good.
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Meredith
...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...
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Dwight
Is this your car, Ryan?
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Michael
Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?
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Ryan
Don't...
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Dwight
Good shocks.
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Michael
Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...
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Ryan
That's actually a test prep book.
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Michael
...for Phone. What?
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Ryan
That's a test prep for business school.
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Michael
Um, oh, thinking about business school?
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Ryan
I just got in. I applied, I go at night.
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Michael
Really?
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Michael
So you think you know a lot about business?
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Ryan
No, not yet.
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Michael
Uh huh.
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Ryan
Just started.
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Michael
Yeah. Quiz me.
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Ryan
I... wouldn't even know where to start.
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Michael
Come on, egghead. Let's do it.
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Dwight
Do it.
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Michael
Quiz me up.
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Ryan
All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?
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Michael
Uh...
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Michael
When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.
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Ryan
Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?
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Dwight
Keep an existing...
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Michael
Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? Uh, it's equal.
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Ryan
It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.
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Michael
Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.
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Dwight
Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.
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Michael
Okay, Dwight.
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Dwight
Self taught. You didn't even go to college.
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Michael
You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.
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Dwight
Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?
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Michael
For instance, why don't you go to business...
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Dwight
You should learn from him, right?
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Ryan
I am.
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Dwight
Right?
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Ryan
I am.
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Michael
Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
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Dwight
Stupid!
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Michael
I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.
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Michael
Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?
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Ryan
It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.
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Michael
You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.
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Jim
Pam? Get us back into it.
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Pam
Okay.
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Jim
Five movies. Go ahead.
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Pam
Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
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Jim
Ooh, definitely in my top five.
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Pam
Yes. In my top three, so suck it.
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Jim
What?
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Pam
Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...
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Jim
Okay that's five.
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Pam
No, my all time favorite!
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Jim
Pam, play by the rules.
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Pam
All time favorite.
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Jim
Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.
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Dwight
The Crow.
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Michael
I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?
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Ryan
Maybe we should get some air.
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Michael
Nah, I'm okay.
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Ryan
I'm really uncomfortable.
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Jim
All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?
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Kevin
Present company excluded?
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Jim
Um, not neccessari...
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Kevin
Pam.
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Oscar
Pam.
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Jim
Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...
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Song
Think you've had too much / in this life.
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Jim
Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.
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Stanley
Okay, um...
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Jim
Dwight. Dwight.
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Song
Everybody hurts,
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Jim
Come on Dwight! Use words.
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Song
Sometim... .
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Dwight
Why didn't I go to business school?
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Jim
Who goes to business school?
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Dwight
The temp.
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Jim
He does?
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Dwight
Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.
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Pam
You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.
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Dwight
He doesn't even know that I do that.
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