Every line from The Office season 2, episode 18, in script order. First aired March 16, 2006.
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Melissa
Just give me two seconds, I'll be done.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8176
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Oscar
I was in the middle of something.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8177
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Melissa
Dude, seriously, just give me two seconds, I'll be done.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8178
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Oscar
Stanley.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8179
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Abby
...get you, I'm gonna get you! Come back here for more!
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8180
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Creed
Kids, kids, kids, slow down.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8181
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Abby
Oh, I'm gonna get you!
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8182
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Dwight
What the...
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8183
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Abby
Did you draw that?
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8184
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Pam
Yeah. Do you like to draw, Abby?
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8185
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Abby
Yeah, I wanna be an artist when I grow up.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8186
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Pam
Me, too.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8187
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Abby
You are grown up.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8188
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Kelly
So, how's your day been?
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8189
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Pam
Okay. It's been a little more tiring than I thought.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8190
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Kelly
Yeah, it doesn't help that Stanley's daughter's such a slut.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8191
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Pam
Hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8192
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Jim
Hey, Abby. I wanted to give you this for all your hard work today. Look. Michael signed it and everything. Official.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8193
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Abby
Thank you so much.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8194
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Jim
Absolutely.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8195
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Dwight
Oh, I hate to break it to you, Abby. The certificate's a fake. Okay? It's not real. Where's the certification number, Halpert?
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8196
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Jim
Actually, I have the certification number right here.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8197
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Dwight
Oh, really? Uh-huh.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8198
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Jim
Yup.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8199
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Dwight
Oh. Okay. Fine. Well done.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8200
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Jim
All right.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8201
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Jim
A7557962.' Totally nonsense numbers, but you do what you have to do.
Season 2 · Episode 18 · Line 8202