Every line from The Office season 2, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 12, 2006.
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Billy Merchant
First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? Yes. Yeah? yes...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6191
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Pam
Dwight, you have your hand up.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6192
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Michael
Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6193
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Billy Merchant
You know what Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6194
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Michael
Yeah...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6195
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Billy Merchant
Let me stop you right there.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6196
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Michael
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6197
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Billy Merchant
And leave.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6198
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Michael
Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6199
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Billy Merchant
What's wrong with that guy?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6200
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Jim
You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6201
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Billy Merchant
No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6202
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Michael
Hey!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6203
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Ryan
I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6204
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Michael
You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6205
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Ryan
You are very welcome.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6206
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Michael
Did you get the yams?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6207
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Ryan
No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6208
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Michael
Ok, I'll just have the pudding.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6209
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Ryan
You sure?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6210
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Michael
Yeh.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6211
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Ryan
Ok.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6212
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Michael
You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6213
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Michael
Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6214
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Ryan
I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6215
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Michael
Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6216
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Dwight
Uh, ugh, ohhhh...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6217
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Jim
Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6218
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Michael
Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6219
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Angela
He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6220
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Michael
Why don't you go with him?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6221
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Angela
I, barely know him...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6222
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Dwight
I want Michael to take me...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6223
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Michael
I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6224
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Meredith
You can take my van!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6225
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Michael
Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6226
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Jim
Fine.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6227
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Michael
We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6228
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Jim
Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6229
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Dwight
Choo choo choo choo choo choo...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6230
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Jim
What are you doing? What, stop...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6231
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Dwight
Vietnam sounds.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6232
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Jim
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6233
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Dwight
Tired...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6234
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Jim
You can't lay down.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6235
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Dwight
Want to take a rake... .
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6236
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Jim
Wake up.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6237
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Dwight
Ahh!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6238
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Pam
Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6239
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Jim
I'm just gonna get...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6240
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Dwight
Ok, Pam, thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6241
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Pam
Get up, get up.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6242
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Dwight
You're the best.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6243
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6244
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Jim
Just keep him awake.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6245
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Dwight
It smells like chicken soup.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6246
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Pam
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6247
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Dwight
I have to go to the hospital.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6248
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Pam
I know.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6249
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Dwight
Where we going?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6250
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Pam
I just want to say goodbye ok?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6251
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Dwight
I'll be back, I mean...
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6252
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Pam
Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6253
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Dwight
Why?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6254
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Pam
It's just hard to explain.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6255
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Dwight
Aw, Pam, you're adorable
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6256
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Pam
Oh my goodness!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6257
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Dwight
[giggles]
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6258
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Pam
Come here.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6259
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Dwight
Oh, huggy hugs.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6260
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Michael
Shotgun!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6261
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Jim
You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6262
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Michael
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout 'shotgun' when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6263
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Michael
Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6264
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Jim
Well, I think she has a kid.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6265
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Michael
Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6266
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Dwight
Where are we going?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6267
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Jim
Come on, get inside.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6268
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Dwight
Where are we going?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6269
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Jim
We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6270
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Michael
Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6271
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Jim
We're going to the hospital, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6272
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Michael
I know, just sayin'.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6273
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Michael
Dwight, what are you drinking?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6274
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Dwight
I found it under the seat.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6275
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Jim
Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6276
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Dwight
I'm thirsty.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6277
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Jim
Give the bottle to Michael
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6278
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Dwight
No!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6279
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Jim
Give the bottle to Michael!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6280
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Dwight
I'm thirsty!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6281
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Michael
Give it to me.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6282
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Dwight
No.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6283
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Michael
Dwight... You just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6284
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Dwight
You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6285
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Michael
Give it to me Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6286
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Dwight
No.
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6287
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Michael
Give me the bottle!!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6288
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Jim
Will you stop?
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6289
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Michael
Gimme the bottle, Dwight!
Season 2 · Episode 12 · Line 6290