Every line from The Office season 2, episode 11, in script order. First aired January 5, 2006.
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Michael
That is a great way to kill this party. Not on my watch. Let's, uh,... Let's rock. Let's rock some stuff here, okay? Okay... I'm hearing a little too much reverb. Can we down the reverb? All right. Follow my lead. Does you guys know that? Take the bass. Take the drums. What?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5949
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Creed
Do you want me to give it a shot? Just...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5950
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Michael
You know what? I don't think it's in...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5951
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Creed
I...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5952
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Michael
That's not in tune. I don't know if you can...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5953
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Creed
I don't know, let's try.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5954
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Michael
...make much of out of it, Creed. Good luck to you. I don't know. It is a defective ax, my friend.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5955
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Creed
All right.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5956
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Michael
Good luck.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5957
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Creed
Guys, E, blues. Follow me, okay?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5958
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Roy
Yeah!
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5959
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Creed
Back in the '60s, I was with the Grass Roots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun, And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine, drugs played a part. They still do. My work calls last about 90 seconds, and that's about as long as I can concentrate.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5960
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Michael
Those slide moves are just bush league. I hope I die before I'm old.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5961
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Ryan
[throwing up]
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5962
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Darryl
Por favor, tequila seoor.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5963
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Angela
I think you've had enough.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5964
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Darryl
What you say, bitch? You know, you might be right.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5965
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Pam
You've been to the lake before?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5966
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Roy
Yes, I have.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5967
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Roy
Should have done it a long time ago.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5968
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Pam
Yes, you should have.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5969
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Roy
I do what's right whenever I figure it out. I love you, babe.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5970
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Pam
Love you.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5971
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Katy
You should make a toast.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5972
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Jim
No, I really don't want to.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5973
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Katy
Jim, come on, don't be shy.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5974
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Katy
Everybody, everybody? There is a toast. Come on...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5975
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Michael
Yeah! Toast!
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5976
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Katy
Yeah, toast! Toast! Toast!
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5977
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5978
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Roy
Come on.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5979
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Jim
Thanks, Katy. Um, didn't really prepare anything to say. We're all caught pretty unprepared with this whirlwind courtship. I guess I just wanna say that Pam is the greatest. My best friend. And she's awesome. And...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5980
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Dwight
Okay, okay. My turn, my turn. Is this thing on? Uh, I want to congratulate the happy couple. You know, they say that marriage is an institution. And I say, who wants to be in an institution?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5981
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Michael
That's my line! That's my line, That's... I always say that at weddings. So I'll just think of something else to say. I...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5982
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Katy
Cheers.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5983
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Michael
Hey, Jim. You got a hat?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5984
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5985
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Michael
Thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5986
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Phyllis
So this is...
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5987
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Stanley
Well, we're not going to Florida.
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5988
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Phyllis
Oh. Someplace with a pool, then?
Season 2 · Episode 11 · Line 5989
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Stanley
[gives Phyllis a look]
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