Every line from The Office season 2, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 6, 2005.
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Dwight
Really?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5606
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Phyllis
I invited someone to the party. Bob Vance. He works at Vance Refrigeration next door. That's how we met. He's my boyfriend.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5607
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Dwight
Everyone, please remain calm until we receive further instructions.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5608
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Pam
Just let us open up the presents, Dwight.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5609
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Dwight
Absolutely... not.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5610
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Dwight
What separates humans from jungle beasts? The fact that we have rules. When humans give each other gifts, they do it properly and orderly. When bears give each other gifts they just rip open a fox carcass and present it to their mate. I prefer the human way.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5611
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Oscar
Man, I really wanted that. I really wanted the shower radio, too.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5612
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Michael
Well, thank God you didn't steal my oven mitt. And Oscar, you little gourmand, your turn.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5613
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Oscar
I'll take the tea pot.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5614
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Meredith
Damn it.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5615
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Kelly
So, I guess, you really didn't want the shower radio that bad. No, I just like tea.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5616
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Oscar
No, I just like tea.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5617
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Kelly
I don't know why Oscar didn't like the gift. I know he wanted a shower radio. I mean, I totally remember him telling me that he wanted one.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5618
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Oscar
Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5619
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Michael
Oscar, paint ball pellets.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5620
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Oscar
I guess I'll take the last gift. Cool.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5621
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Pam
It was supposed to be for Meredith, 'cause she said she likes my drawings.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5622
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Meredith
Thanks. I wish I could've had it. Do you wanna trade?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5623
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Michael
Yeah. Like anybody would want an oven mitt.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5624
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Toby
So, hey, you wanna trade?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5625
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Kelly
Yes, totally, 'cause I was just gonna throw this out anyway.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5626
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Toby
Really? You were gonna throw out a book?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5627
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Kelly
Mmm-hmm.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5628
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Kevin
The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer My name's DMC with the mike in my hand And I'm chilling and cooling just like a snow man
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5629
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Darryl
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5630
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Kevin
So open eyes Lend us an ear We wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5631
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Kevin
I'm the DJ because I really know how to heat up a party.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5632
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Dwight
I do enjoy a drink now and again, but tonight, no. I am also an officer of the law and I'm unofficially on the clock. I need to stay sober and alert. Also, on a personal note, I'm not at my best when I drink.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5633
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Ryan
I actually got that for you. I had you originally.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5634
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Toby
Oh, cool. It looks really interesting. What did you end up with? Sorry.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5635
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Ryan
I didn't want anything else, so I figured at least I could give it to a homeless guy.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5636
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Toby
Christmas.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5637
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Ryan
Yeah, Christmas.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5638
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Oscar
What did you end up with?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5639
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Creed
Your shower radio.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5640
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Oscar
You like music at least?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5641
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Creed
I love it. I actually used to have a radio show back in the '70s.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5642
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Oscar
You're kidding. What was your DJ name?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5643
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Creed
Whacky-weed Creed.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5644
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Oscar
Turns out that Creed is a pretty interesting guy.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5645
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Angela
You behaved very badly tonight.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5646
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Kelly
Sorry?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5647
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Michael
See, that's what Christmas is all about to me, is when you see someone open a gift and you think, 'Man, I wish I got that.' I mean, that's just such a great feeling, to watch other people envying a gift that you gave to somebody else. I don't know, it's just... I don't know, just makes you kind of feel good.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5648