Every line from The Office season 2, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 6, 2005.
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Meredith
We can drink?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5506
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Toby
We're really not supposed to serve alcohol.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5507
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Michael
Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it's a party. Come on. If I can't throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5508
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Meredith
Me. Please.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5509
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Michael
Go, here we go!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5510
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Meredith
The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5511
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Phyllis
Hi guys.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5512
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Ryan
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5513
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Phyllis
Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5514
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Kevin
Kevin Malone.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5515
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Bob Vance
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5516
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Stanley
Stanley Hudson.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5517
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Bob Vance
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5518
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Ryan
Ryan Howard.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5519
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Bob Vance
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5520
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Ryan
What line of work you in, Bob?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5521
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Roy
I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5522
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Darryl
Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I'm done.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5523
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Roy
It's possible. I can't believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5524
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Darryl
I had to. I needed defense.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5525
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Roy
Come on! Shaun Alexander? He's the best back in the league.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5526
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Darryl
It's defense.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5527
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Roy
Oh, no. That is not worth it.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5528
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Darryl
It is worth it.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5529
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Roy
Never.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5530
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Darryl
Are you kidding? You wait.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5531
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Michael
Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. Okay, how's it going in here?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5532
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Ryan
We're running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5533
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Angela
There should be some ..
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5534
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Michael
No, no, no, no. We'll find some, don't leave the party.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5535
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Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin
One, two, three.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5536
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Michael
Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5537
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Ryan
Oh, no.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5538
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Michael
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5539
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Ryan
I really did not do anything.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5540
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Michael
Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5541
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Jim
You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5542
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Pam
No, I was just checking out my present.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5543
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Jim
But ..
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5544
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Pam
I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so ..
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5545
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Jim
Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5546
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Pam
Oh my god! The yearbook picture!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5547
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Pam
Yeah, I think I made the right choice.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5548
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Pam
Oh, my God! It's incredible. Is this the Boggle timer?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5549
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Jim
I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5550
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Dwight
This is so awesome.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5551
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Michael
Not bad. And if it couldn't go to Ryan, you are the guy I'd want it to go to.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5552
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Dwight
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5553
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Michael
You're welcome.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5554
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Todd Packer
Merry Christmas, asswipe!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5555
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Michael
No way. Oh, you're kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5556
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Todd Packer
What's up my nerds. Check it out.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5557
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Michael
Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5558
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Todd Packer
Pacman need a drinky.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5559
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Michael
Oh, let's fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby's gonna fix you up.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5560
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Kevin
Yeahhh.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5561
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Michael
Darryl. There you go. You earned it.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5562
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Darryl
That's okay, Mike.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5563
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Michael
No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5564
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Darryl
All right. Thanks, man.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5565
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Michael
Hey, Merry Christmas.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5566
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Ryan
Whose butt is that?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5567
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Kevin
Mine.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5568
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Ryan
Oh, how did I not guess that?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5569
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Michael
Lampshade on head! It's happening!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5570
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Creed
Oh, no.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5571
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Kelly
Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5572
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Dwight
Oh, hello there. But what are you doing?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5573
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Kelly
I don't know.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5574
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Dwight
You shouldn't do things like that. The man is supposed to do that.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5575
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Kevin
Thanks for the party, Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5576
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Meredith
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5577
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Bob Vance
Oh, hey. Listen up. We're going to Poor Richard's. Who's in?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5578
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Oscar
I'm in.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5579
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5580
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Oscar
Michael? Poor Richard's?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5581
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Michael
Yeah, that sounds good.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5582
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Michael
Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5583
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Michael
Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard's?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5584
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Meredith
Yep.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5585
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Michael
Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? All right, let's head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5586
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Meredith
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5587
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Michael
Okay!
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5588
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Oscar
Towards me.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5589
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Creed
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5590
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Oscar
Towards me. That's good, towards me. Towards me. Towards me, towards me. Okay, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5591
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Creed
Okay, okay.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5592
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Oscar
Creed.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5593
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Michael
Remember on that animated special when they taught the uh, the monster to put the star on top? That's Dwight. Dwight's the monster that we taught to put the star on top of the tree. You take his teeth out, and he could put the star on top of the tree.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5594
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Pam
Do you want me to help you with that?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5595
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Phyllis
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5596
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Michael
Phyllis and Angela and Meredith are helpers. I guess Angela's kind of... Angela's little. Phyllis and Meredith are not little. Pam is sort of a medium helper.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5597
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Dwight
Okay. Christmas lights? Good. Tinsel? Good. Star? Good.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5598
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Michael
Dwight is... Dwight looks like Spock to me. He always wears the ears, and I always give him grief about looking like Spock, and he hates it because he has a different pair of ears that he wears to be Spock, for some reason.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5599
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Dwight
Question, Pam. Is Roy coming to the party?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5600
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Pam
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5601
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Dwight
Okay, well, you didn't tell me that. Now, he will not be allowed in unless we register him on this list.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5602
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Pam
Are you kidding?
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5603
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Dwight
Do I look like I'm kidding? Phyllis, stag, I assume.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5604
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Phyllis
I'm bringing someone.
Season 2 · Episode 10 · Line 5605