Kevin Malone Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Accountant, band frontman, chili enthusiast.

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1. The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer My name's DMC with the mike in my hand And I'm chilling and cooling just like a snow man

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2. So open eyes Lend us an ear We wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Yeah.

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3. I'm the DJ because I really know how to heat up a party.

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4. Can you hop?

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5. I think that's from Big.

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6. What does that mean?

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7. The thing you just said?

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8. Whhh... What are you guys doing?

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9. Michael is that a wig?

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10. No.

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11. Jim has got it bad for Pam.

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12. Well she's the... Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?

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13. Nice... she is

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14. What's goin' on?

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15. I don't think that's vomit.

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16. Me?

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17. Oh, that's ridiculous.

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18. Michael.

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19. Michael, I ... I ... I gotta get outta here. I can't hold my breath that long.

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20. It smelled

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21. There are so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius.

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22. I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.

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23. I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.

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24. [blows a sigh of relief]

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25. That sucks so much.

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26. Woah.

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27. Woah, woah

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28. Man, that thing's bigger than I am.

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29. Oh zip it.

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30. Whose it from?

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31. Not really, my fiance is out of town.

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32. I'm not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn't tell me.

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33. Hi, this is Kevin. Stacy? Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Okay. Yeah, I'll be leaving here soon. Cool. I love you, too. Okay, 'bye. Stacy's back.

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34. You should go to Hedonism.

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35. It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.

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36. I've never, ever seen you take a sick day.

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37. I always set it at 69.

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38. This... is my file cabinet. Uhm... oh. This... is the partition... between my desk... and Angela's.

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39. Abby's my fiancee Stacy's daughter, I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. ...Actually, I'd better go check.

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40. Go ahead.

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41. What're you doing? You never have plans.

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42. Niiice.

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43. Angela. Is it okay if I'm the head accountant today?

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44. Yeah, but can I say that I'm it, just for today?

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45. No. I'm still waiting.

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46. They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion.

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47. Um, I might have skin cancer.

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48. Right.

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49. Hello? Hey.

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50. No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. It was just Stacy.

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51. Still scary.

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52. Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.

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53. If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.

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54. I can't relax about it, you know?

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55. No, not yet.

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56. Okay, Michael.

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57. Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. It was negative.

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58. This is awesome. Thanks, you guys.

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59. Can you please stop staring at me?

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60. Hey...

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61. [giggling]

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62. That is so good, Michael

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63. I'm not taking Rogaine.

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64. I'd like a magazine.

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65. I'd still like one.

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66. Nice.

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67. So, uh... you found a band for your wedding yet?

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68. Cause I'm in a band. We really rock.

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69. I accept your decision!

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70. No, wait. Yeah.

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71. Morning.

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72. Something with animals. Or people.

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73. We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.

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74. Come on, Dwight.

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75. Yes.

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76. Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.

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77. Yeah, I think she's full of it.

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78. Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.

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79. I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.

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80. All-in.

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81. Three queens.

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82. I suck.

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83. I do not want to talk about it.

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84. Yeah?

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85. Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?

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86. Dude, you will not be sorry.

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87. All right.

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88. : That sounds great.

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89. So did you hear?

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90. Pam's back on the market again.

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91. If I weren't engaged, I would so hit that.

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92. Yes!

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93. Ok. Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play. So then Lance, he gets sacked, he's out for the year...

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94. Do you have any savings?

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95. Michael, you might lose your condo.

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96. Nnnnice. Wow!

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97. Me, me, me, me, me me. Yes. Okay, um. I was trying to throw this party once. And everyone was over for the weekend. And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive, so...

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98. Oh, I remember that. That was SO funny.

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99. ...ces.

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100. Nothing.

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