Creed Bratton Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Quality assurance, allegedly.

456 quotes · page 5 of 5

1. Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did.

   Season 8 · Episode 21 · Quote 51860

2. Well, I don't want to get raped Twenty-Two!

   Season 8 · Episode 22 · Quote 52054

3. Yeah, you.

   Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52304

4. Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.

   Season 8 · Episode 24 · Quote 52573

5. In the parking lot today there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator; a strong man crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.

   Season 9 · Episode 1 · Quote 53017

6. A wheel wants to spin, Pam.

   Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53031

7. I know you don't really exist.

   Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53063

8. I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.

   Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53086

9. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine, though.

   Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53100

10. I'm getting older. I'm losing my hair...

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53643

11. Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53750

12. What?

    Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53878

13. Me neither.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 53969

14. It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 53970

15. Yeah. That's what she said.

    Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54088

16. Yeah, she hosts the Dr. Laura Show.

    Season 9 · Episode 6 · Quote 54188

17. I miss Clinton.

    Season 9 · Episode 7 · Quote 54506

18. Let's find out what I did.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54855

19. Remember, you're a scumbag, so you think scummy thoughts. Like this.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54988

20. You did good. You did good.

    Season 9 · Episode 8 · Quote 54998

21. Tapas swiss miss.

    Season 9 · Episode 9 · Quote 55099

22. Spanish tapas, and swiss miss hot cocoa--What's so hard to understand?

    Season 9 · Episode 9 · Quote 55100

23. Bald people make me sick.

    Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55470

24. Hey, uh, mayo buddy, five dollar tip, you unclog my ears. Okay?

    Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55517

25. Oh God. Stuck with the weirdo.

    Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55521

26. I'm sorry, Pam. It looks a little messy.

    Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55526

27. I'm sure it'll turn up.

    Season 9 · Episode 11 · Quote 55696

28. I saw the leaves twitch!

    Season 9 · Episode 11 · Quote 55858

29. You shut up!

    Season 9 · Episode 11 · Quote 55860

30. Let's try it out.

    Season 9 · Episode 12 · Quote 56007

31. Night

    Season 9 · Episode 12 · Quote 56114

32. Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.

    Season 9 · Episode 14 · Quote 56493

33. That's kinda uncool, man.

    Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57086

34. It's not cool.

    Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57096

35. Hey Erin, look who's back. The bird man.

    Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57316

36. She's looking good.

    Season 9 · Episode 16 · Quote 57320

37. New glasses.

    Season 9 · Episode 17 · Quote 57462

38. $3.75 a cupcake, actually. $3.67 if you buy a dozen.

    Season 9 · Episode 17 · Quote 57560

39. I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That's rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant.

    Season 9 · Episode 17 · Quote 57561

40. Wesley Silver's gay?

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Quote 58167

41. They make a nice couple.

    Season 9 · Episode 19 · Quote 58171

42. Two grand huh? I know a guy who can turn that into eight hundred dollars. And it's me.

    Season 9 · Episode 20 · Quote 58491

43. I think just anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.

    Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58562

44. Creed Bratton is the new manager!

    Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58756

45. Oh, I'm saving a fortune on dry cleaning.

    Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 58902

46. This airs tonight? Oh my god. If my parents see this, I am toast.

    Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 58954

47. Hey, grab a seat. We have that table and that table, but not that table or that table or that table. Floor's up for grabs. Meredith has been hogging the can. Oh!

    Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 59368

48. Ok, thirty seconds to showtime!

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49. Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59714

50. My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59716

51. Uh..ohh!

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59888

52. I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. 'Cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same'

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59889

53. I still have my medal from that.

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54. No, but I still have my medal from that.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59895

55. And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59902

56. It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But'no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. Let's do this.

    Season 9 · Episode 23 · Quote 59905