Creed Bratton Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Quality assurance, allegedly.

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1. Uh, boss, we're out of paper.

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2. Are you gonna add any more?

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3. He don't give an 'F' about nothin'!

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4. I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you.

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5. I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. It's Angela. Get her, boys.

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6. You got Creed.

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7. I couldn't care less about nepotism. But, I'm loving the debate. Great minds battling it out. And I've got a front row seat.

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8. He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. Yeah, it's funny stuff, but mean.

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9. Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid that's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him.

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10. We should start our own mall!

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11. Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.

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12. Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.

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13. The feeling of pure risk.

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14. It's thrilling.

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15. Well, I really, really, really liked it.

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16. You're welcome.

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17. Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny? Our age?

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18. Hey hey hey, quiet, here she comes! Did you hear about that Danny guy? Heard he used to date Pam.

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19. Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen. Like, freaky good.

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20. Beleniege!

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21. HI mahhhh. Boo yowww. Gunjo! Ooh uncow!

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22. Hey! Puck and Finn worked it out, and the solo is now a duet.

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23. No.

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24. Hey, kid--hear you're looking for work.

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25. How far can you reach those Lovely long arms of yours? Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? Good.

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26. We're working.

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27. Pirate code, he wants to meet.

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28. I understand it, I can't speak it.

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29. She's one sassy black lady.

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30. I know. Isn't it something?

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31. For me?

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32. Thank you very much.

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33. I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.

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34. I'm having a little trouble motivating.

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35. Well, I can't, I don't know how.

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36. My tombstone's already made, thank you.

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37. You think?

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38. I don't think I'm there yet, Boss.

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39. Fuck you! Fuck you! God!

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40. Mmmhm.

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41. Yes, sir.

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42. I really appreciate it, Boss.

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43. I did it!

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44. The perfect cartwheel.

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45. What a rush! That's all I had to do all year.

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46. Creed! Ha!

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47. Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?

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48. The one where you start in a crouches position, then you leap...

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49. Thanks mom.

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50. I watch you when you sleep.

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51. Not cool man.

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52. See ya tomorrow boss!

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53. He put some snacks in the freezer for us.

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54. No. The blueberry Slurpee pouch.

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55. It's a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin, or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. Keep it running.

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56. Do I love being manager?... I love my kids. I love real estate. I love ceramics. I love my job. I-I love wrestling.

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57. Find out what language this is.

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58. Okay, team building! On this side of the room, Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy, and this side of the room, Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed...

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59. BO-BODDY! BO-BODDY. What does the first 'B' stand for?

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60. We're making acronyms. Okay! What does the first 'B' stand for?

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61. I like it! Business! Good, Kevin! All right! The 'O'...

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62. First of all, I want to thank you for your years of patronizing our company. I've got some bad news. We're going out of business. Saving face. Yep, yep. I understand that. Basically everything is falling apart here. Pam looks around the office and realizes only she has overheard this]

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63. Okay I already see one, gimme. Okay.

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64. Get me our biggest client on the phone, right this instant.

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65. It's Creed. FYI, I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps, you in?

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66. Hehehe, cool. Let's keep this on the QT, okay? I uh, I don't want you to be a dead mamma jamma.

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67. All right, thank you, bye-bye.

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68. You remind me so much of my fourth-biggest client.

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69. I think you two should meet.

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70. Hey Jordana! Patch my ninth- and fourth-biggest clients together.

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71. It's Kismet!

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72. I made a list like this for Congress when I worked in Hollywood in the 50's, they're meaningless.

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73. I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.

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74. No...

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75. You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby.

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76. Oh my goodness.

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77. Pam, this is important. Was he me? Am I him?

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78. Who said that?

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79. How'd I get this long triangle?

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80. No. No. No. You're way off on that one.

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81. Okay. What about your friend?

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82. That's great. When you know you know. Hey, what's Ruth's deal, man?

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83. Whoa. We got a real Clarence Thomas here.

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84. Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty. Alaska?

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85. Usually I'm a burrito guy, but if you won't tell, I won't. Wink, wink.

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86. Hey, Angela's back with her baby.

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87. Let me have a turn.

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88. All right.

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89. I'm really hating this Jim guy!

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90. I'm out.

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91. I like it. It's so peaceful, I've already written like, twelve plays today.

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92. Ah, Dwell.

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93. [smacks Meredith's head]

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94. Hi, hello.

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95. It's a photo of all of us.

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96. Touch me and I'll sue.

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97. Everybody get comfy now. This first song's over a half hour long.

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98. Best gig ever. They asked me to play only originals. I said, 'Have you heard my originals? They're terrible.' They said, 'Even better.' I said, 'I get it. It's an ironic party for Nellie.'

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99. We hate Pam. We hate Pam.

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100. Jinx. Buy me some Coke.

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