"The Boat" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 9, episode 6, in script order. First aired November 8, 2012.

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Erin

As long as we're on this boat, as far as I'm concerned, you're the captain.

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Andy

I am the captain.

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Erin

Yeah.

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Andy

Right?

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Erin

Yeah.

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Andy

I'm the captain. Hey, charm school.

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Boat Guy

What?

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Andy

I'm taking it over from here.

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Erin

Nice!

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Boat Guy

I hate to uh, ruin this moment...or breakdown, but you already signed the papers. So, if you want your boat back, you can pick it up there in the Bahamas in 10 days.

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Andy

Yeah, I know cause I'm sailing it there.

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Boat Guy

OK, no. I already said, you're not getting back your deposit.

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Andy

Fine. Good. Keep it. Just leave the supplies, I paid for those. But how much for that cool fisherman sweater?

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Nellie

For those just joining us, terror in Greenwich. Where police have surrounded the house of Dunder Mifflin CEO David Wallace. Wallace is said to be despondent over the company's stock plummet and is taking a mailman hostage. On the line, we have chief of Greenwich Police, Mr. Bill Jackson.

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Jim

Good afternoon!

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Dwight

Please sir! Spare him. Please.

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Jim

Uh, this Wallace guy is lookin' at hard time. And we only know this because of what Dwight Snoot said on record!

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Dwight

Ok, everyone. Everyone, hold on! I've got a solution. I know Wallace's phone number, everyone hold, I'll conference him in.

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Nellie

Oh, Mr. Shrute, there's really no need to, um involve Mr... Wallace.

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Erin

Do you even know what you're doing?

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Andy

Yeah. Yeah I know how to hoist the mail sail, I know to...I, I, these buttons control boat pumps and stuff. I also know where the booze stash is. So, hello. Walt?

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Walt Jr.

Oh god, thank goodness you're here. I was having a little trouble with this door. Yesterday. I um, I think it was yesterday.

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Andy

I thought you were in rehab.

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Walt Jr.

Yeah, uh, I just, I figured I'd get that first relapse out of the way. God, what's happened to our family? Everything is so messed up! How did you even know I was in here?

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Andy

I didn't. I, I just came to say goodbye to the boat. But I've decided to sail it to Bermuda.

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Erin

Bahamas, Andy.

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Andy

Same thing. Come on. I need a crew. You should be my crew. Three weeks, open ocean, no booze. You need this. I need it, we need this. Serious bro time, come on.

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David Wallace

Hello?

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Dwight

David, is that you?

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David Wallace

Dwight?

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Dwight

Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god. Are you ok? Is everyone ok?

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David Wallace

Yeah? Are you ok?

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Dwight

Oh, I'm OK. I just want you to know that I believe in you. I really do. And I believe in your ability to make the right choices. I always have, David.

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David Wallace

Well, thanks Dwight.

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Dwight

You're welcome, sir. But David, listen to me carefully. I'm gonna need you to let the mailman go. Ok?

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David Wallace

Dwight?

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Dwight

Walk out of the house...

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David Wallace

What?

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Dwight

...with your hands on top of your head, everything is going to be fine. Dunder Mifflin will be in good hands while you're away in prison.

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David Wallace

Ok, Dwight, gonna ask you to not call my cell anymore. Gotta go.

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Dwight

Wait a minute, you guys? You heard?

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All

Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute! Shrute!

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Dwight

Shrute! Shrute!

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Dwight

Overall, I'd say my first radio interview went pretty much the way I expected.

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Kevin

Well Oscar, I did not get the promotion. He just wanted to update my personal information.

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Oscar

Well, I am sorry Kevin.

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Angela

Why on earth would you think you were getting a promotion?

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Kevin

You know what Angela? I- Oh my god.

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Angela

Honey! What are you doing here?

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Senator Liptop

I just had a little intuition that someone I loved needed a little bit of attention today. Oscar, you're looking very healthy. Getting lots of vigorous exercise?

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Oscar

No.

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Angela

Oscar? What is going on? What was that?

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Senator Liptop

What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offense. I was just trying to be friendly.

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Oscar

You know what? I'm sorry. I overreacted. Because I'm stressed out. Why am I stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who's not stressed out? Who-

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Kevin

Come on Oscar, we're not just gonna sit here and ignore the obvious. Senator Lipton has a big election next week. We all need to give him our support.

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Senator Liptop

Well, thanks everybody.

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Kevin

It is really cool! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Oscar

U..s..a. U-

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Oscar

I have to say I'm impressed with Kevin. Uh, he showed a lot of self-control.

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Kevin

I totally forgot about the affair for a minute. Oscar is having sex with the senator and Angela doesn't even know. Her life is a complete sham!

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Andy

Alright guys, cast us off. Walt, all aboard! Erin, this is because of you. Do you realize that? You're the best ever!

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Erin

Oh, you know. Just being a good girlfriend.

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Andy

Good? Come on. Above and beyond. World's Greatest. You did this! Dammit I'm happy!

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Erin

Yes, I am very pleased I did help Andy. Would I have gone with him if he'd asked me? On his sailboat cruise to the Caribbean? Yes. I think it would have been really fun and romantic.

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Andy

I'll see you in three weeks!

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Erin

OK!

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Walt Jr.

Hey bro! It was here all along.

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Andy

No way!

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Walt Jr.

Way!

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Andy

Erin I gotta go!Them's my chords!

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Pete

Hey. She's back.

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Erin

Thanks for covering the phones.

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Pete

Yeah, no problem. How was it?

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Erin

Fine.

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Pete

Hey, some buddies of mine are going to Poor Richard's for beers and pool, you wanna come? I can't promise you too much, but uh, you might get to meet my friend flipper.

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Erin

Does he have a flipper?

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Pete

Oh. Nope. It's not that, he uh, uh he flipped a table one time when he was drunk.

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Erin

He sounds like an idiot.

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Pete

Yeah, he is.

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Erin

Ok.

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Pete

Ok.

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Erin

Thanks.

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Pete

Yeah.

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