"Here Comes Treble" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 9, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 25, 2012.

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Jim

You weren't there.

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HCT

[singing 'I'll Be']

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Jim

It was very clear that ten thousand was what we had...we should talk about it later.

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HCT

[singing 'I'll Be' directly to Pam]

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Pam

Talk about it now.

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Jim

Pam.

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Pam

Jim, that was most of our savings.

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HCT

[still singing]

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Clark

Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? 'Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.

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Creed

Yeah. That's what she said.

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Clark

What, am I overdoing it? No. No.

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HCT

[singing]

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Pam

We said some. We said 'some.'

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Jim

We'll talk about it later.

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HCT

[singing]

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Pam

We said part not all.

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HCT

[singing 'Car Wash']

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Clark

Yes! All right!

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Andy

Oh Man!

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Clark

That's how you do that! Whoo!

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HCT

Thank you.

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Stanley

Show some pride. This is crap.

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Dwight

I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.

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HCT Member #3

Now folks, by special request, we're going to take it a little old school. There is a former Trebler in this room.

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Darryl

Who?

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HCT Member #3

It's Mr. Andy Bernard!

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All

[clapping]

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HCT

[singing 'Faith']

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Andy

No. Do not sing that. Do not... Oh man...

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HCT Member #3

He reminded us today of how much he means to us. And we certainly seem to mean a lot to him, so without any further ado, here's an old Treble classic.

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HCT

[singing 'Faith']

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Broccoli Rob

[on flat screen tv]

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Andy

Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?

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HCT Member #3

She said you wanted to hear 'Faith'. That's Broccoli Rob's signature song.

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Andy

That's my signature song.

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HCT Member #3

I really didn't know that man. I just thought you wanted to hear it.

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Andy

Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael.

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HCT Member #3

I thought you were Adam Lambert.

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Andy

Wha...?

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Erin

The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.

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Erin

Are you okay?

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Broccoli Rob

He's still mad.

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Andy

Shut up, Broccoli.

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Broccoli Rob

Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. Russell called me up. And they said they needed 20 cc's of George Michael stat. So just... Wham! I sprang into action. You know me. I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number.

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Andy

You thought I wanted to sit in the audience like some slutty Treb rat? A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? That's group policy and you know it.

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Broccoli Rob

Look, it's not my fault that I still live near campus, and it's my duty as an alum to be friendly to the young guys., and stop in two, three times a week.

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Andy

Just don't do the song anymore.

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Broccoli Rob

I tell you what, we'll have a sing-off for it. You pick twelve alums from any year to back you up and I'll do the same, and I'm so confident that I'll win, I won't even warm up.

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Andy

Fine, go ahead. Thrash your pipes.

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Broccoli Rob

My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?

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Andy

I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!

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Broccoli Rob

He said, and I quote, 'Hey Rob, nice pipes'. That happened!

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Andy

OK, fine, yeah. that's one guy's opinion!

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Broccoli Rob

That's real. 'That'll never change!

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Erin

Okay!

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Andy

Doesn't mean you're the best singer ever. Dick.

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Jim

I thought that concert was pretty great.

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Kevin

Oh yeah. I decided that acapelca music is awesome.

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Angela

They lost me when they sang 'Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.

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Jim

Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing 'Monster Mash'.

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Pam

Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?

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Jim

Uh...

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Pam

No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?

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Jim

Okay. We'll, just forget it.

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Pam

No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.

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Jim

Because it is Halloween. So if you're going to sing a concert, it's a good idea to throw that one in.

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Pam

Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing 'Monster Mash.'

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Kevin

It turns out, that Pam? Really, really hates 'Monster Mash.' I mean like, never bring that song up in front of her. Even though Jim was making great points, like, in favor of the song, Pam was like, No! Hate it! Stupid!

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Andy

This is all so silly right? What am I gonna do? Move back to Cornell?

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Erin

Yeah.

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Andy

I mean, what if we did that? Like we got jobs and we were happy all the time?

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Erin

Oh well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell.

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Andy

Duh. I know. That would be insane.

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Erin

Yeah.

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Andy

It could totally work though. I don't know why we wouldn't. Oh my god are we doing this?

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Erin

Oy. Andy, what's going on?

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Andy

If I am not Boner Champ, I don't know who I am.

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Erin

Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just--

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Andy

Make a donation.

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Erin

Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.

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Andy

Yes. I am gonna make a donation. And it just so happens that I know someone who works at the Bernard Family Foundation. Her name is mom.

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Erin

Oh.

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Dwight

I want some of those pills.

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Nellie

Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.

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Dwight

Oh, no. No, no, no. no. They're not for me. They're for my cousin Mose. He's just having a tough time, being wifeless, and a high pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. Other cousin Mose.

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Nellie

Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.

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Dwight

Which one? Mose or the real Mose?

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Nellie

The real Mose.

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Dwight

He says Thank you.

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Andy

Mom, I had this really charitable idea to set up this scholarship for a capella kids at Cornell and just need to wire some money over there. What?

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Erin

What's wrong?

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Andy

My parents are broke.

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