"Here Comes Treble" Quotes (page 3)

Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 5, in script order. First aired October 25, 2012.

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Jim

You weren't there.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54079
HCT

[singing 'I'll Be']

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54080
Jim

It was very clear that ten thousand was what we had...we should talk about it later.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54081
HCT

[singing 'I'll Be' directly to Pam]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54082
Pam

Talk about it now.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54083
Jim

Pam.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54084
Pam

Jim, that was most of our savings.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54085
HCT

[still singing]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54086
Clark

Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? 'Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54087
Creed

Yeah. That's what she said.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54088
Clark

What, am I overdoing it? No. No.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54089
HCT

[singing]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54090
Pam

We said some. We said 'some.'

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54091
Jim

We'll talk about it later.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54092
HCT

[singing]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54093
Pam

We said part not all.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54094
HCT

[singing 'Car Wash']

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54095
Clark

Yes! All right!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54096
Andy

Oh Man!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54097
Clark

That's how you do that! Whoo!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54098
HCT

Thank you.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54099
Stanley

Show some pride. This is crap.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54100
Dwight

I agree. Yes, crap. Continue.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54101
HCT Member #3

Now folks, by special request, we're going to take it a little old school. There is a former Trebler in this room.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54102
Darryl

Who?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54103
HCT Member #3

It's Mr. Andy Bernard!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54104
All

[clapping]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54105
HCT

[singing 'Faith']

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54106
Andy

No. Do not sing that. Do not... Oh man...

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54107
HCT Member #3

He reminded us today of how much he means to us. And we certainly seem to mean a lot to him, so without any further ado, here's an old Treble classic.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54108
HCT

[singing 'Faith']

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54109
Broccoli Rob

[on flat screen tv]

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54110
Andy

Whoa! Whoa! What the hell is Broccoli Rob doing here?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54111
HCT Member #3

She said you wanted to hear 'Faith'. That's Broccoli Rob's signature song.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54112
Andy

That's my signature song.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54113
HCT Member #3

I really didn't know that man. I just thought you wanted to hear it.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54114
Andy

Russell, I'm dressed like George Michael.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54115
HCT Member #3

I thought you were Adam Lambert.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54116
Andy

Wha...?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54117
Erin

The more I hear about all this a capella drama, the more I think it's kind of pathetic. But when you're with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54118
Erin

Are you okay?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54119
Broccoli Rob

He's still mad.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54120
Andy

Shut up, Broccoli.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54121
Broccoli Rob

Champ, I feel awful about this whole thing. Russell called me up. And they said they needed 20 cc's of George Michael stat. So just... Wham! I sprang into action. You know me. I assumed you wanted to hear me do your signature number.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54122
Andy

You thought I wanted to sit in the audience like some slutty Treb rat? A man's signature solo is his for life, okay? That's group policy and you know it.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54123
Broccoli Rob

Look, it's not my fault that I still live near campus, and it's my duty as an alum to be friendly to the young guys., and stop in two, three times a week.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54124
Andy

Just don't do the song anymore.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54125
Broccoli Rob

I tell you what, we'll have a sing-off for it. You pick twelve alums from any year to back you up and I'll do the same, and I'm so confident that I'll win, I won't even warm up.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54126
Andy

Fine, go ahead. Thrash your pipes.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54127
Broccoli Rob

My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don't you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54128
Andy

I knew you would go there, you son of a bitch!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54129
Broccoli Rob

He said, and I quote, 'Hey Rob, nice pipes'. That happened!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54130
Andy

OK, fine, yeah. that's one guy's opinion!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54131
Broccoli Rob

That's real. 'That'll never change!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54132
Erin

Okay!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54133
Andy

Doesn't mean you're the best singer ever. Dick.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54134
Jim

I thought that concert was pretty great.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54135
Kevin

Oh yeah. I decided that acapelca music is awesome.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54136
Angela

They lost me when they sang 'Monster Mash'. That song obviously glorifies the occult.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54137
Jim

Angela, it's Halloween. You have to sing 'Monster Mash'.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54138
Pam

Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54139
Jim

Uh...

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54140
Pam

No I'm just, I'm saying, what would happen if they didn't sing it? Would they go to jail? Would they be shot?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54141
Jim

Okay. We'll, just forget it.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54142
Pam

No! No, I'm interested. I mean I think everybody's interested in why they have to sing it.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54143
Jim

Because it is Halloween. So if you're going to sing a concert, it's a good idea to throw that one in.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54144
Pam

Yeah, yeah, no, no. It's a good idea to brush your teeth. But you have to um, feed your children. Send them to school. You know, all things you can't do if you just keep singing 'Monster Mash.'

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54145
Kevin

It turns out, that Pam? Really, really hates 'Monster Mash.' I mean like, never bring that song up in front of her. Even though Jim was making great points, like, in favor of the song, Pam was like, No! Hate it! Stupid!

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54146
Andy

This is all so silly right? What am I gonna do? Move back to Cornell?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54147
Erin

Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54148
Andy

I mean, what if we did that? Like we got jobs and we were happy all the time?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54149
Erin

Oh well, Andy, we're not moving to Cornell.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54150
Andy

Duh. I know. That would be insane.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54151
Erin

Yeah.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54152
Andy

It could totally work though. I don't know why we wouldn't. Oh my god are we doing this?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54153
Erin

Oy. Andy, what's going on?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54154
Andy

If I am not Boner Champ, I don't know who I am.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54155
Erin

Well, um, you know maybe you're the wise old guy that the new uh, B-O-N-E-R champ looks up to. You know, you could just--

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54156
Andy

Make a donation.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54157
Erin

Well, I was gonna say, be a mentor.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54158
Andy

Yes. I am gonna make a donation. And it just so happens that I know someone who works at the Bernard Family Foundation. Her name is mom.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54159
Erin

Oh.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54160
Dwight

I want some of those pills.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54161
Nellie

Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54162
Dwight

Oh, no. No, no, no. no. They're not for me. They're for my cousin Mose. He's just having a tough time, being wifeless, and a high pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. Other cousin Mose.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54163
Nellie

Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54164
Dwight

Which one? Mose or the real Mose?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54165
Nellie

The real Mose.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54166
Dwight

He says Thank you.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54167
Andy

Mom, I had this really charitable idea to set up this scholarship for a capella kids at Cornell and just need to wire some money over there. What?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54168
Erin

What's wrong?

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54169
Andy

My parents are broke.

Season 9 · Episode 5 · Quote 54170